[i]Why does Madonna have an amazing body? Well, obviously because she works hard at it. She follows a good diet and exercises regularly and stuff like that. Or does she? Yes she does, but allegedly, she has recently added another step to her regimen: rubbing testosterone cream on her skin!
This male hormone is known to not only increase muscle mass but also boost energy, improve memory and curb mood swings. However, testosterone�??s potential health benefits do not come without some rather serious side effects.
�??Madonna is hip to all the antiaging stuff,�?? says a source. �??She�??ll try just about anything, as long as it�??s legal.�?? Unfortunately, she has supposedly developed some unwanted chest fuzz. Still, a little baby hair is nothing to a woman who is said to spend $600 a month on waxing, adds the source.
Personally, I highly doubt that Madonna is using steroids or a testosterone cream. While testosterone injections could help increase muscle mass, a testosterone cream is a questionable muscle-builder.
Besides, Madonna is already sporting an impressive muscle definition, why would she put her health in danger for a little more muscle mass. She is not thinking about Ms. Olympia, is she? I hope not.[/i]
But Madonna has super veiny hands! Oh how her hands betray her maintained youthful look. Madge please, put on some gloves…you are single handedly…wait double handedly disappointing this whole world.
Seriously, blah. The woman works her ass off. If she wants to dress like a grape and rub in some T cream… I don’t give a fuck.
/cries under a blanket…leave madonna aloneeeeee :O(