I was doing a dinner party last night and they also hired a bartender. Cool. I needed a couple wines for some dishes and asked him to pick them for me, since he was buying the booze. He agreed.
Well, he turned out to be a no-show. The guests are kinda pissed, which isn’t a good starting point for me, and I needed that wine an hour ago to serve on time. I go out to my car to check if I magically happen to have a bottle or 2 in my portable kit. No dice. But I have some collagen in my gym bag. And I saw a megapack of those squeeze popsicles that cut your mouth in the freezer.
I got compliments on the sauce all night long.
What are some of those MacGuyver moments you have had at work, in the gym, or wherever?
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I’ve had to get good at doing this in the kitchen. It’s probably helped me develop thinking skills overall.
Some highlights:
- cold smoking setup: put pot on stove, soaked wood chips in pot. Covered pot with foil, connected pot to a covered bowl with the fish using a silicone tube
- Angled heat source for omlette: heated a flat griddle pan, flipped and tilted to use as a heat source that mimics tilting pan into the flame of a gas stove to cook the far lip
- Blow drier is used more for drying the skin of various meats than for my hair
- Water bath/sous vide alternative: fillled rice cooker with water and kept on the “warm” setting. Made perfectly tender liver
- I ordered eel thinking it was filleted and segmented. It was not.
- i needed a mould for liver truffles. Grocery store had tiny sample cups for yoghurt which happened to be the perfect shape
- Made my own baking powder from citric acid and baking soda leftover from chemistry class in high school
- I wanted to make merengue nests for a dessert. They turned out ugly and cracked I turned the remaining merengue into “spoons”
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I made a fuck everybody 3000 with Autodark ™ out of a welding hood and tiny mirror tiles!
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I’ve noticed that with you over the past few years. Great imporvisational skills.
And now you are the new, third member of Daft Punk! 
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