Look Like/Perform Like Log

So I had a filthy cold, skipped ballet on Thursday, but did hit it on Sunday and threw an absolute killer. Anyway, it’s test week. Someone was camping in the rack so…what about legs?

Stretched and did some jumps - 24 in 1st/2nd/5th/changement, 32 changements, 4x8 echappes.

Hit the leg press starting with 1x10 at 300kg and working up by 20kg increments. Got 6 reps at 460, 4 at 480, 2 at 500! I have a stupidly big backside and strong legs. Deal with it

Did some bar curls - 3 sets, 20 reps, 40kg. Did some down to up cable flyes - 1x20 24kg, 1x20 26kg, 1x12 28, 1x5 32kg. Did some punchdowns on the same protocol. Did a mad minute of 24kg kettlebell swings.

Let’s test pressing! Started off with sets of 3 OHPs at 75, 80, 85, 90, 95kg. Missed at 100. New 3RM is 95kg, target for next cycle is 83.75kg but fuck it let’s do 85. 5kg gain.

Did some sets of 5 pullups in between pressing sets (see the 1st October).

Push presses went x3 for 85, 90, 95, 100, 105. This was strong, but the form was suffering a lot so I think I’ll set the TM as 90kg for a 5kg gain.

More pullups and pull aparts.

Squats. Kicked off with 6 reps at 140 and 145, then 150, 155, 160, 165, 170. New target is therefore 150kg, up 10kg.

Pulled up some more and went for some elbows-in incline bench presses. 20x 70kg, 15x 75kg, 5x 80kg, out of steam.

I’m finding the “powerlifting style” version with the elbows tucked harder to unrack, although easier during the actual lift. It’s meant to be easier on the shoulders (see Oct 1st again); certainly the pump in the upper chest is pretty sweet.

Hammies and glutes and dancer stuff nobody on here talks about is all sore from the big leg day on Monday and will definitely be worse after testing squats, I guess.

I wasn’t wrong. I can still feel it in the lower back, and most of all, the top of the left trap. Had a painful stiff neck through Thursday and Friday while I flew to Sweden and back. (also I missed Thursday night ballet class, in exchange for sitting seven damn hours in an airport and a rejected take-off). Stretching regained the range of movement but it’s still aching and twingey.

Also I’ve got a cold and for some reason I drank too much beer last night. Obviously it must be time to dance.

So, since then I took class and didn’t do much else. Finally managed to stretch out the click in my neck, and this morning, tested pulling.

Muscle snatch: 2x3 70kg, 2x3 75kg, 1x3 80kg. Staying at 75kg MTW it is.
SGHP: 2x6 80kg, 2x5 85kg, 1x4 90kg, 1x3 95kg, 1x1 100kg. New MTW of 85kg, up 5kg
DL: 2x3 130kg, 2x3 135kg, 1x2 140kg. No progress.

This all felt like hard work and was pretty damn weak. I think I might have another shot at the pulls tomorrow.

Tonight is ballet class, of course.

Summary MTWs for the next cycle:

OHP 85kg, up 5kg
Push press 90kg, up 5kg
Squat 150kg, up 10kg
Snatch 75kg, no change
SGHP 85kg, up 5kg
DL 135kg, no change.

OK, back in the gym after a really strong class on Sunday. Unfortunately that had some consequences.

[I think @timetoball123 might enjoy this] Sunday involved doing cambrés in one count - that’s the one where you bend forward all the way, following your working arm like a deep bow, and then hinge back up on the beat and bend backwards. As you pass through the vertical, you reverse it just a bit to emphasis just how outrageous the next move is going to be - then you do it, bending backwards from the hip, using the core and chest muscles to unload the back (as one of my teachers said - “the Pilates moment comes before the ballerina moment”), keeping the hips pointing straight forward and the knees locked. You’re still tracking the hand, and you roll your head towards the outside of the movement (usually towards the audience) so your eyeline is through your elbow.

This is usually done real slow. But you can also do it in one count of the music - rip straight up from the floor, through the vertical, and back. In this case you cut the reverse bit or minimise it down to just the tiniest flick. You have the option of doing it with an equal accent on the up and the back, or else powering up and releasing into the back bend.

I did it the first few times under power all the way and then decided to style it up and do the “blast up…and break” version. And yup, our teacher is practically cooing. This morning, though? First overhead press and YANG my back hurts like fuck and I’m staggering about the gym going “Aaah…shit…ballet, motherfucker!” I should probably have paid more attention to that correction about unloading the back.

Anyway this morning some guy with a huge chest and a gut has tied up the goddamn rack, so I thought I’d hit some complexes. This has been on my list of stuff to try for a while, so…

60kg bar. Dead lift, power snatch, front squat, push press. 5 reps. Go.

This went for 6x5 and it was AWESOME. Pouring sweat and sucking so much air, and great to hit really big range of movement too. Complexes are as bad-ass as everyone says. Certainly going to do a regular complex day.

To stretch out the back and work the shoulders, and also because I like them, I did 6 sets of 5 pull-ups.

Finished up with a minute of 24kg kettlebell swings. Got I think 72? Anyway a bit more than one a second.

I am now sweaty, hungry, but my back is still furious. After the first AARGH it didn’t actually give any trouble lifting, but it’s definitely complaining.

Complexes are awesome! I believe that someone could get super strong just doing complexes. Plus you get your conditioning in lol. Great work man! How did you transition from deadlift to power snatch to front squat?

Just locked out the (snatch grip) dead lift, then lowered it to the hang, then went for the snatch. I did the squat on the way back down from the snatch - lowered the bar to the front squat position, squatted, and did the push press at the top of the squat.

So I took class on Tuesday night because I’m travelling this weekend. It was a ripper - good turns, good adage, good jumps, and three callouts - and best of all that correction about back bends worked so my back was happy the morning after.

Today, an MTW-10 press day. OHPs went 6x3 @ 75kg, 1x3 @ 80kg, 1x3 @ 75. Push presses 3x6 @ 80kg, 1x6 @ 85kg because I could. Did the same pattern with squats at 140/145kg. Then 1x20 incline bench presses at 70kg, 1x15 @ 75kg, 1x5 @ 80.

I did two sets of 3 or 5 jump pull-ups after every six presses. Then 1x15 unilateral raises with a 22kg DB, each side, 1x10 24kg, 1x5 30kg (we just got some really big DBs above this, I’m curious to try them out). 20/15/10/5 cable punch downs with 22,24,26,28kg. 20/15/10 cable flyes, down to up, with 24/26/28kg.

My chest and arms felt…bigger…

Fucking hell. My friend the tanguera and yoga freak just suggested running up a 360 foot sand dune. We took the direct route up (the tourists take a route that winds around and around and eventually has stairs) so about a 50 degree slope. Jesus that was brutal.

We made it in about 16 minutes, including about 2 minutes of lead she drew out on me (she’s tiny and didn’t try wearing shoes) and then scree-ran back down in about three. The run was fun but the climb was sheer chest fire and savage on calves and quads.

If you do anything like this don’t wear shoes - you just end up shovelling sand. After I ditched them it didn’t hurt any less but I did make more progress. Also being maybe 50kg soaking wet helps a bunch.

I’m going to do a shit load of those complexes, I think.

Back to the shit after travel and work disruption. MTW-10 pull day. Did 3x6 65kg snatches, then 1x3 70kg, then 1x3 65kg. That was only good, especially at conditioning pace. 80/85kg SGHPs, 4x6. 125/130kg deadlifts, 8x3.

Then:

Complex! 60kg, front squat, push press, back squat. 5/4/3/2/1 reps with one minute timed rest. Damn this was want to puke brutal but I want it after that goddamn sand dune experience. Walked out feeling gooood. Now for Balanchine class this evening.

Class done. Came direct from a work event where I drank a beer, can’t say it had any discernable effect on my dancing…but maybe because turns were really easy and I caught myself smiling like a proper Ballet Prince?

Gym this afternoon. Queue of 4 for the rack, so…

Same complex as yesterday. Rewarding when it’s over.
100 kettlebell swings with 24kg…done in about 2mins 30
Three sets of 10 pull-ups.

Class on Sunday. Usual sort of thing but barre seemed faster paced than usual. Also the class went off on its own thing a couple of times so we had to retake a bunch of stuff. This, plus doing more jumps, cost us the chance to do much across the floor.

Gym. MTW-10 press day. Did the OHPs as double sets, 75kg and 80kg on the last one. Realised after three double sets I did the push presses too light; did the last pair at 85 to compensate. Doubled the 140/145kg squats too. Incline bench went 20odd at 70, 15 at 75, fail at 80.

I feel like I can press pretty much anything if I can unrack it; maybe I should look again at technique or switch to dumbbells?

Extras: 2x5 pull ups and pull aparts between every 2 sets of presses.

Timed myself doing 100 24kg kettlebell swings. Done in 1m 20 so a bit more than one swing/second.

Gym. MTW-10 Pull day, plus conditioning complex! I have observed that I am so twatted after complexes I usually forget which locker I used…but I’m also too happy to care.

Thursday night was of course class night and WHAM. I killed. Dunno where that came from but I had a strong barre, a decent adage (at least until the last couple of passes, when the releve balance at the end went cack), reasonable centre tendus, turns, and jumps. we did a shit load of jumps.

also enjoyed the hell out of doing just passé-developpés to each side and then a turn at the last moment up under the mirror.

today, back to the gym. MTW-10 press day. Go!

75/80 kg OHPs. Did the first 18 reps as 3x6.
4x5 pull ups between sets
80/85kg push presses. Did the whole thing as 4x6.
again with the pull ups.
140/145kg squats. 4x6d.
Incline bench press. Back to standard grip. 1x15 70kg, 1x12 75kg, 1x10 80kg. so pleased with this, great pump, after some crap days.

Cable flyes down to up:
20x 23kg
15x 26kg
10x 28kg
5x30kg
3x33kg

(tarty, I know.)

MTW-10 done. 65/70kg snatch, 8x3. 75/80kg SGHPs, 4x6. 125/130kg SGDL, 8x3.

Then a 60kg complex!

Hmmm, 6 gym workouts and 4 dance classes in 11 days. Pleased