I always park way far away. Always. If I can I park on the street so no dick head can door ding me. I’ve done that since my truck was new and as of now, still no dings.
Back on topic. Spitting is OK…anything temporary is OK. I like to put whatever trash I can find laying around on the windshield and leave a note, to make sure they know that I know they’re an asshole.
Keying or anything permanent is a little out of line. If they didn’t do anything permanent to you, you shouldn’t do anything permanent to them. In my younger years I didn’t believe in Karma and definitely keyed more than my share…But I’m older and wiser these days…
[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:
I had a reserved parking spot at one time, and someone parked in it one day. I pissed all over the door handle, driver’s side window, hood, side of the door, etc. He never parked there again.
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I knew a guy once who stood on the hood of the car, dropped his pants and took a steamy shit on the hood. The thing is the car wasn’t even double parked, or even parked close to his car. My buddy was just an asshole.
I see things in the Lou are the same as they are here in Jersy Goo. Don’t fuck with my whip!
BTw, Nate’s comment brough back an old memory. Back when I was a young buck (probably like 15-16), I was hanging out with a few friends and some of them where “experimenting” with drugs. In all honesty that wasn’t my thing at the time and I never even smoked pot till I graduated H.S. ANYway my buddy was on acid in the middle of the day and he had a problem with this other kid in the neighborhood. I liked them both so I just watched and enjoyed the show. At the time Wu-Tang’s song Older Gods was REAL popular among us all and we where always saying that one line “I shitted on you hood kid, I shitte on your hood”. I’m guessing all you quicker T-men and women out there have already put 2+2 together and figured out what happened.
So my friend (let’s call him an aqcuantane as after this incident we kinda lost touch, havent’ seen him in years by now) is standing on the hood of this other kids car, in broad day light, pants around his ankles taking an acid shit (so gross) on his car hood. All the while singing, “I shitted on your hood kid, I shitted on your hood”. SOmehow I dont’ think that’s what the Wu had in mind, but still to this day I laugh pretty damn hard thinking about it.
[quote]WideGuy wrote:
LOL I just read that now Jeff. Do you live in Jersey?[/quote]
No. I don’t live in Jersey, but your buddy sounds a lot like the guy I used to run with when I was much younger also. People wouldn’t bother him either. They thought he was crazy- you know- shitting without a care in front of people. And you know what? He WAS crazy!
IF you really want to piss someone off let the air out of their tires. Temporary fix (You feel better) and permanent memory (For you and the person you are doing it to). Make sure you look around so no one sees you.
[quote]WideGuy wrote:
I see things in the Lou are the same as they are here in Jersy Goo. Don’t fuck with my whip!
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Hell yea. It’s the same here. DO NOT fuck with my ride. I try my damnest not to door ding, brush against, or lean on anyone elses, so don’t do that to mine. And I don’t mind parking far away to avoid parking too close to others. Courtesy, man, courtesy.
Funniest I’ve ever seen: Guy in a big diesel truck pulled out some tow cables and pulled the guys car out of the spot. I didn’t want to witness anything else, but thought it was hilarious. in my mind he was the owner of the building/parking lot so it was fair. but that’s in my mind, who knows the truth.
When some idiot takes up two spaces, or parks so close to my car that I have to enter by the passenger side, I leave a note on his windshield that says:
“Sorry for damaging your car,
Call Michael at XXX-XXXX after 8PM.”
Where XXX-XXXX is the phone number of a local carpet cleaning company that telemarkets me incessantly… Two birds with one stone.
If you stick around; or happen to come back out at the same time the guy does, it’s great fun to watch him walk around his car for 10 minutes looking for the damage.
I’m definately on board with the loogie okay (even though I’m not a spitter) but keying is bad. I’m glad I’m not the only one who has noticed that common sense and courtesy have just gone to hell. How hard is it to put your car in between the lines? And if you can’t do it you shouldn’t be driving. And if you just don’t care about others on the road then you also shouldn’t be driving. If you think you are more important than I am that you can take up two spots, you probably aren’t all that important.
The other thing that gets me - leaving a shopping cart right smack dab in the middle of a spot. It’s not like those cart corral things are located 10 miles away. These things are spaced fairly close together and the little walk ain’t gonna kill you. And if you really are too lazy to take the walk, then at least move the cart to the side so people can park.
Here’s one. I know a guy who was going to home depot and fought over a spot. This guy had his big flat bed cart in an open spot unloading, looking at the my friend waiting, and kept his cart there. After he was done he leaves the cart, and flips him off and walks back into the store.
Well my buddie went into HD bought a chain and lock and chained that flat bed to the front of his rig then took off!
I used to have tow-away stickers that were bright red and big enough to block your view from the front seat. Once someone parked so close that their side mirror was touching, and scratching, my brand new pickup truck. So I got out my tow-away sticker and put it right in the middle of the driver side of the windshield. I took care to make sure that there were no air bubbles under it, so that it would stick very, very well. I don’t know what the reaction was, but I’m sure that it was priceless.
I just bump the guy’s fender with my ass, and walk away, whistling a tune, while his alarm blares.
Story from a guy from work.
He’s going down the freeway in the fast lane behind some dick, who is staying dead even with the bus in the slow lane. A guy in a big old cadillac comes up behind him, sees the problem, and flashes his lights. Buddy pulls in behind the bus, and the cadillac guns it, hits asshole in the fast lane, pushes him right out of the way… buddy pulls out, passes the bus, and all is right with the world again.
[quote]ATOMemphis wrote:
Funniest I’ve ever seen: Guy in a big diesel truck pulled out some tow cables and pulled the guys car out of the spot. I didn’t want to witness anything else, but thought it was hilarious. in my mind he was the owner of the building/parking lot so it was fair. but that’s in my mind, who knows the truth.[/quote]
Similar thing happened at my high school. Some dipshit double parked, so my bro and a bunch of his baseball buddies dragged the car by hand out of the spot.
I’l spit on a car, and only key one if they really deserved it - otherwise no chance.
One thing that’s always bothered me is no matter how far away I park from other cars in a lot - when I get back there is ALWAYS someone parked next to me.
[quote]ATOMemphis wrote:
key the shit out of them or, if a spot is available directly next to the double, drivers side…park so close they can’t get in from the drivers side.[/quote]
I did this once… and they left me a note! Seriously, I was expecting some damage on my car, but no. Just a note that included the words “inconsiderate” and “shame on you”…
It was an SUV double parked about a foot into one of the only available spots in the whole lot, so I had to really work it to fit my car in… the bastard had less than a foot to get in his vehicle. It’s not like there was another spot I could have parked in.
I wish I was there to see the (probably fat) bastard try to wiggle over the centre console.
