[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:
Professor X wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
Professor X wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
But some woman eating ice cream? Dude. Get control of YOUR issues and let her live a happy life.
She wasn’t eating ice cream. She was slipping and falling next to ice cream and then landing in cream filled goo.
I laugh at fat women eating fat free frozen yogurt, because hey, that IS funny.[/quote]
I laugh at obese people who get Super Sized value meals and then ask for a diet Coke.
"Ooh, I’m on a diet. I’ll just have a salad. Can I get some extra dressing with that? Just a bit more dear… bit more… just a… there we go. And maybe an Oreo or two. A small treat won’t hurt. Yeah just gimme a couple more. And throw some roast potatoes on that salad. But not too many, I’m on a diet. Any gravy to go with that?
You know, I’m going to be thirsty too, get me a diet soda."
I once had an obese person justify his diet coke+2 big macs because “didn’t you know? High fructose corn syrup is bad for you.”
[quote]Makavali wrote:
Professor X wrote:
She wasn’t eating ice cream. She was slipping and falling next to ice cream and then landing in cream filled goo.
I’d laugh. Simply because it has comedic value. ANYONE falling into something is generally pretty funny in my book.[/quote]
I did sit on a chocolate bar on a HOT summers day while out shopping, i looked like i had shit all over my ass. My brother was laughing the whole time and didn’t tell me until we got home.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I laugh at obese people who get Super Sized value meals and then ask for a diet Coke.[/quote]
Oh god, don’t get me started on that. I worked at McDonald’s in high school and my personal favorites were the fat teenage girls who would come in and order big macs with “no meat and extra sauce”. Cuz they, like, heard on TV that you could, like, lose a ton of weight by being, like, a vegetarian.
ROFLMAO
[quote]Shire wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Professor X wrote:
She wasn’t eating ice cream. She was slipping and falling next to ice cream and then landing in cream filled goo.
I’d laugh. Simply because it has comedic value. ANYONE falling into something is generally pretty funny in my book.
I did sit on a chocolate bar on a HOT summers day while out shopping, i looked like i had shit all over my ass. My brother was laughing the whole time and didn’t tell me until we got home.
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Wish he had a video camera with him and posted it online. WOOOOOOOO! Of course then your overprotective sister would yell at us for laughing at poor little defensless you right.
V
watching 2 girls 1 cup is more appetizing than looking at that piece of dog shit…
wanna know what’s really disgusting??? i’m sitting here eating chinese food when i saw those pics…i’m definitely gonna be sick…
i recommend that anyone who viewed those pics to go get a tetanus shot ASAP…
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Shire wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Professor X wrote:
She wasn’t eating ice cream. She was slipping and falling next to ice cream and then landing in cream filled goo.
I’d laugh. Simply because it has comedic value. ANYONE falling into something is generally pretty funny in my book.
I did sit on a chocolate bar on a HOT summers day while out shopping, i looked like i had shit all over my ass. My brother was laughing the whole time and didn’t tell me until we got home.
Wish he had a video camera with him and posted it online. WOOOOOOOO! Of course then your overprotective sister would yell at us for laughing at poor little defensless you right.
V[/quote]
Hey if you want to see my ass covered in chocolate you only have to ask :^)
[quote]Shire wrote:
Vegita wrote:
Shire wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Professor X wrote:
She wasn’t eating ice cream. She was slipping and falling next to ice cream and then landing in cream filled goo.
I’d laugh. Simply because it has comedic value. ANYONE falling into something is generally pretty funny in my book.
I did sit on a chocolate bar on a HOT summers day while out shopping, i looked like i had shit all over my ass. My brother was laughing the whole time and didn’t tell me until we got home.
Wish he had a video camera with him and posted it online. WOOOOOOOO! Of course then your overprotective sister would yell at us for laughing at poor little defensless you right.
V
Hey if you want to see my ass covered in chocolate you only have to ask :^)
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Can I see your ass covered in chocolate?
Thanks,
V
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
I hope this Gif upload works…[/quote]
That’s some of the funniest shit i’ve ever seen. Good job
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Shire wrote:
Hey if you want to see my ass covered in chocolate you only have to ask :^)
Can I see your ass covered in chocolate?
Thanks,
V[/quote]
Sure.
[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:
Professor X wrote:
I laugh at obese people who get Super Sized value meals and then ask for a diet Coke.
Oh god, don’t get me started on that. I worked at McDonald’s in high school and my personal favorites were the fat teenage girls who would come in and order big macs with “no meat and extra sauce”. Cuz they, like, heard on TV that you could, like, lose a ton of weight by being, like, a vegetarian.
ROFLMAO
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I always liked when they’d go for the 2 for 2 quarter pounder, two large fries, a diet coke and a salad cause they are trying to lose weight.
how could you possibly stumble upon something like that?
[quote]Pluto wrote:
how could you possibly stumble upon something like that?[/quote]
LOL dude your avatar is killing me.
That look in his eyes…he’s ready to do Tha Big Dirty!
[quote]Shire wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Professor X wrote:
She wasn’t eating ice cream. She was slipping and falling next to ice cream and then landing in cream filled goo.
I’d laugh. Simply because it has comedic value. ANYONE falling into something is generally pretty funny in my book.
I did sit on a chocolate bar on a HOT summers day while out shopping, i looked like i had shit all over my ass. My brother was laughing the whole time and didn’t tell me until we got home.
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That’s giving me flashbacks to when my so-called best friend neglected to tell me that the blue gummi sharks I was eating at the mall turned my teeth and lips bright blue. I was talking to people and smiling and completely oblivious. I looked like Heath Ledger in The Patriot, after his girlfriend put ink in his tea. My friend was laughing so hard she was crying.
[quote]Shire wrote:
I did sit on a chocolate bar on a HOT summers day while out shopping, i looked like i had shit all over my ass. My brother was laughing the whole time and didn’t tell me until we got home.
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See? Exactly the same type of lol. When people embarrass themselves, it is you duty as a man (or even a human) to point and laugh.
(points at monitor, laughing maniacally)
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
That’s giving me flashbacks to when my so-called best friend neglected to tell me that the blue gummi sharks I was eating at the mall turned my teeth and lips bright blue. I was talking to people and smiling and completely oblivious.
I looked like Heath Ledger in The Patriot, after his girlfriend put ink in his tea. My friend was laughing so hard she was crying.[/quote]
What kind of friend would tell you?
Some people need to stop taking themselves so seriously.
[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:
Professor X wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
Professor X wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
Shire wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Dude, while I agree with some of this, sometimes, when that fat chick falls on her ass in the middle of the ice cream aisle and gets Ding Dongs smashed into her ample backside, you just fucking laugh.
Cruelty would be setting her up to fall, photographing it and then posting it on the internet.
I didn’t make her fall…I just watched.
Why do you care so much that people are fat (thin, skinny-fat, ripped, hyooge)? How do body composition or personal fitness habits justify turning what would already be a painful and embarrassing experience for someone into an absolute, never-to-be-forgotten nightmare?
OK, Emily, clearly you have NEVER laughed at anyone who had some minor unfortunate accident. I am sorry many of us are beneath you but the size of the individual isn’t even the issue. In the scenario you quoted, you could easily make it anyone and unless they actually harmed themselves, it would still be a little funny.
I am not for the beating she seems to be taking at this point and some of those comments are reaching the point of just being evil. However, I am not going to act like some of that wasn’t funny.
If you saw an obese man in a speedo getting this kind of flack, would you be so emotional about it?
Tell the truth, E.
In the scenario I quoted the size of the woman was the ENTIRE issue. The funny part would be that she (a fat chick) fell in the middle of the ice cream aisle and smashed a Ding Dong into her fat ass.
A fit man publicly laughing at a fat woman who falls down in such circumstances would create hurt for her whatever the physical result.
As for the obese guy in a Speedo…I’d rather not be subjected to it, of course, but I’m free to ignore him, as I ignore the other fifty things I encounter on any given day that I prefer not to look at. What do I care if some out of shape guy feels happy about himself (or anything else)?
When I laugh at people (and I do) they are generally people I admire, who can handle being poked fun at. Exceptions to this are bullies and celebrities. Although there is a point at which things cease to be funny for me, I figure celebrities are well paid for putting themselves in the spotlight, so they get what they get.
Which is why I haven’t commented on the girl in the OP’s post. I fervently hope that those pics don’t represent an overwhelming betrayal on the part of a boyfriend, but assuming they don’t and she’s gone public willingly, she gets what she gets (and yes, I found some of the comments funny).
Same with those grotesque fat pics people sometimes post. They appear posed, so although they make me sad (why? why would someone degrade herself like that??) I don’t nag people to be sensitive.
But some woman eating ice cream? Dude. Get control of YOUR issues and let her live a happy life.
She wasn’t eating ice cream. She was slipping and falling next to ice cream and then landing in cream filled goo.
I laugh at fat women eating fat free frozen yogurt, because hey, that IS funny.[/quote]
For the record, I like frozen yogurt better than ice cream. And I get diet cokes with my big macs, but only because I like that better, as well.
People tend to look at me funny when I get five scoops of vanilla frozen yogurt with excessive sprinkles. Dudes, it just tastes better. Don’t judge me.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
MarvelGirl wrote:
Professor X wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
Professor X wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
Shire wrote:
EmilyQ wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Dude, while I agree with some of this, sometimes, when that fat chick falls on her ass in the middle of the ice cream aisle and gets Ding Dongs smashed into her ample backside, you just fucking laugh.
Cruelty would be setting her up to fall, photographing it and then posting it on the internet.
I didn’t make her fall…I just watched.
Why do you care so much that people are fat (thin, skinny-fat, ripped, hyooge)? How do body composition or personal fitness habits justify turning what would already be a painful and embarrassing experience for someone into an absolute, never-to-be-forgotten nightmare?
OK, Emily, clearly you have NEVER laughed at anyone who had some minor unfortunate accident. I am sorry many of us are beneath you but the size of the individual isn’t even the issue. In the scenario you quoted, you could easily make it anyone and unless they actually harmed themselves, it would still be a little funny.
I am not for the beating she seems to be taking at this point and some of those comments are reaching the point of just being evil. However, I am not going to act like some of that wasn’t funny.
If you saw an obese man in a speedo getting this kind of flack, would you be so emotional about it?
Tell the truth, E.
In the scenario I quoted the size of the woman was the ENTIRE issue. The funny part would be that she (a fat chick) fell in the middle of the ice cream aisle and smashed a Ding Dong into her fat ass. A fit man publicly laughing at a fat woman who falls down in such circumstances would create hurt for her whatever the physical result.
As for the obese guy in a Speedo…I’d rather not be subjected to it, of course, but I’m free to ignore him, as I ignore the other fifty things I encounter on any given day that I prefer not to look at. What do I care if some out of shape guy feels happy about himself (or anything else)?
When I laugh at people (and I do) they are generally people I admire, who can handle being poked fun at. Exceptions to this are bullies and celebrities. Although there is a point at which things cease to be funny for me, I figure celebrities are well paid for putting themselves in the spotlight, so they get what they get.
Which is why I haven’t commented on the girl in the OP’s post. I fervently hope that those pics don’t represent an overwhelming betrayal on the part of a boyfriend, but assuming they don’t and she’s gone public willingly, she gets what she gets (and yes, I found some of the comments funny).
Same with those grotesque fat pics people sometimes post. They appear posed, so although they make me sad (why? why would someone degrade herself like that??) I don’t nag people to be sensitive.
But some woman eating ice cream? Dude. Get control of YOUR issues and let her live a happy life.
She wasn’t eating ice cream. She was slipping and falling next to ice cream and then landing in cream filled goo.
I laugh at fat women eating fat free frozen yogurt, because hey, that IS funny.
For the record, I like frozen yogurt better than ice cream. And I get diet cokes with my big macs, but only because I like that better, as well.
People tend to look at me funny when I get five scoops of vanilla frozen yogurt with excessive sprinkles. Dudes, it just tastes better. Don’t judge me.[/quote]
I don’t judge you!