Living in Smalltown, USA

[quote]elano wrote:
Dang looks like Worcester Street is pretty tough.[/quote]

HEY! Don’t f*ck with Worcester Street! Someone is likely to give you a funny look. Or, WORSE-- put a bushel of zucchini in your car-- which is the only reason people lock their doors to begin with…

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
elano wrote:
Dang looks like Worcester Street is pretty tough.

HEY! Don’t f*ck with Worcester Street! Someone is likely to give you a funny look. Or, WORSE-- put a bushel of zucchini in your car-- which is the only reason people lock their doors to begin with…
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Huh? I lock mine so no one can get in and take my zucchini. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fit a bushel of zucchini underneath your seat?

I’ll be damned if anyone gets mine out of my car.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
elano wrote:
Dang looks like Worcester Street is pretty tough.

HEY! Don’t f*ck with Worcester Street! Someone is likely to give you a funny look. Or, WORSE-- put a bushel of zucchini in your car-- which is the only reason people lock their doors to begin with…

Huh? I lock mine so no one can get in and take my zucchini. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fit a bushel of zucchini underneath your seat?

I’ll be damned if anyone gets mine out of my car.[/quote]

Zucchini is harder to get rid of than toxic waste.

Man, it was CRAZY this weekend!

AUGUSTA

FRIDAY

At 10:16 a.m., a theft was reported at VIP Auto Parts on Western Avenue.

10:24 a.m., a theft was reported at Cony High School on Pierce Drive. Two 14-year-olds were issued summons on a charge of theft by receiving stolen property.

1:14 p.m., shoplifting was reported at Wal-Mart on Civic Center Drive. Chasity A. Thibeau, 28, of Gardiner, was issued a summons on a charge of theft.

4:23 p.m., shoplifting was reported at Shaw’s Supermarket on Western Avenue.

5:58 p.m., a domestic disturbance was reported on Higgins Street.

7:09 p.m., an assault was reported on Higgins Street.

8:10 p.m., a hit-and-run accident was reported at Wal-Mart on Civic Center Drive.

11:02 p.m., an assault was reported at the Bridge Street Tavern.

AUGUSTA

SATURDAY

3:43 a.m., Donna M. Pagnani, 26, of Lewiston, was arrested on charges of criminal trespass and disorderly conduct.

9:57 a.m., burglary from a motor vehicle was reported on Water Street.

11:16 a.m., an accident with injuries was reported on Route 3 east and Riverside Drive.

3:01 p.m., harassment was reported on Cedar Street.

Dang looks like Higgins Street is pretty tough.

You need to get out of there while you still can.

That Water St is trouble. Have they imposed a curfew yet?

HA! I’ll say this, with all the rain from the storm that’s hittin’ us right now, next high tide and Water streets gonna be a foot under-- THAT will make the paper :wink:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
HA! I’ll say this, with all the rain from the storm that’s hittin’ us right now, next high tide and Water streets gonna be a foot under-- THAT will make the paper ;)[/quote]

If things start to look rough, you let me know. I’ve got a 26’ canoe with illegal horsepower.

Make sure you don’t get your feet wet SteelyD.
O wait, you can start a rafting business.

That’s what I’m planning to do when our dykes burst.
And we won’t have a newspaper after that!

[quote]MsM wrote:

If things start to look rough, you let me know. I’ve got a 26’ canoe with illegal horsepower.[/quote]

I love illegal horsepower :wink:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
MsM wrote:

If things start to look rough, you let me know. I’ve got a 26’ canoe with illegal horsepower.

I love illegal horsepower ;)[/quote]

Haha! Woo hoo!

Things must be quiet in the hood on Monday, are they?

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Man, it was CRAZY this weekend!

AUGUSTA

FRIDAY

At 10:16 a.m., a theft was reported at VIP Auto Parts on Western Avenue.

10:24 a.m., a theft was reported at Cony High School on Pierce Drive. Two 14-year-olds were issued summons on a charge of theft by receiving stolen property.

1:14 p.m., shoplifting was reported at Wal-Mart on Civic Center Drive. Chasity A. Thibeau, 28, of Gardiner, was issued a summons on a charge of theft.

4:23 p.m., shoplifting was reported at Shaw’s Supermarket on Western Avenue.

5:58 p.m., a domestic disturbance was reported on Higgins Street.

7:09 p.m., an assault was reported on Higgins Street.

8:10 p.m., a hit-and-run accident was reported at Wal-Mart on Civic Center Drive.

11:02 p.m., an assault was reported at the Bridge Street Tavern.

AUGUSTA

SATURDAY

3:43 a.m., Donna M. Pagnani, 26, of Lewiston, was arrested on charges of criminal trespass and disorderly conduct.

9:57 a.m., burglary from a motor vehicle was reported on Water Street.

11:16 a.m., an accident with injuries was reported on Route 3 east and Riverside Drive.

3:01 p.m., harassment was reported on Cedar Street.
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All this action goes down at my place in one night. Add in a few drive by shootings, crack cocaine, drunk and disorderly, and you got it covered. Oh, yeah. Disturbing the peace if I play too loud.

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
Man, it was CRAZY this weekend!

AUGUSTA

FRIDAY

At 10:16 a.m., a theft was reported at VIP Auto Parts on Western Avenue.

10:24 a.m., a theft was reported at Cony High School on Pierce Drive. Two 14-year-olds were issued summons on a charge of theft by receiving stolen property.

1:14 p.m., shoplifting was reported at Wal-Mart on Civic Center Drive. Chasity A. Thibeau, 28, of Gardiner, was issued a summons on a charge of theft.

4:23 p.m., shoplifting was reported at Shaw’s Supermarket on Western Avenue.

5:58 p.m., a domestic disturbance was reported on Higgins Street.

7:09 p.m., an assault was reported on Higgins Street.

8:10 p.m., a hit-and-run accident was reported at Wal-Mart on Civic Center Drive.

11:02 p.m., an assault was reported at the Bridge Street Tavern.

AUGUSTA

SATURDAY

3:43 a.m., Donna M. Pagnani, 26, of Lewiston, was arrested on charges of criminal trespass and disorderly conduct.

9:57 a.m., burglary from a motor vehicle was reported on Water Street.

11:16 a.m., an accident with injuries was reported on Route 3 east and Riverside Drive.

3:01 p.m., harassment was reported on Cedar Street.

All this action goes down at my place in one night. Add in a few drive by shootings, crack cocaine, drunk and disorderly, and you got it covered. Oh, yeah. Disturbing the peace if I play too loud.
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You’ll be getting an invitation to my 21st birthday party.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:

You’ll be getting an invitation to my 21st birthday party.

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Thanks. Hope you’ve got a good lawyer.

My favorite of the week:


3:08 p.m., smoke from a car’s squealing tires led to a false report of a fire on Summer Haven Road.

This place is going to Hell in a Handbasket…

[i]FRIDAY

At 6:50 p.m., suspicious activity was reported on Bog Road.
9:33 p.m., suspicious activity was reported on Riverside Drive.

SATURDAY
At 11:34 a.m., firefighters responded to Cross Hill Road to help douse a permitted burn out of control.
1:12 p.m., mischief was reported on Maple Street.
5:37 p.m., theft was reported on Dam Road.

MONDAY
At 4:07 p.m., Albert Knights Jr., 39, of Vassalboro, was arrested on Main Street on a warrant.

TUESDAY
12:57 a.m., Jennifer Lynn Pratt, 36, of Waterville, was arrested on Dunham Road and charged with operating under the influence.
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It’s been two weeks since I’ve heard from you. Are you okay?

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
Man, it was CRAZY this weekend!

AUGUSTA

FRIDAY

At 10:16 a.m., a theft was reported at VIP Auto Parts on Western Avenue.

10:24 a.m., a theft was reported at Cony High School on Pierce Drive. Two 14-year-olds were issued summons on a charge of theft by receiving stolen property.

1:14 p.m., shoplifting was reported at Wal-Mart on Civic Center Drive. Chasity A. Thibeau, 28, of Gardiner, was issued a summons on a charge of theft.

4:23 p.m., shoplifting was reported at Shaw’s Supermarket on Western Avenue.

5:58 p.m., a domestic disturbance was reported on Higgins Street.

7:09 p.m., an assault was reported on Higgins Street.

8:10 p.m., a hit-and-run accident was reported at Wal-Mart on Civic Center Drive.

11:02 p.m., an assault was reported at the Bridge Street Tavern.

AUGUSTA

SATURDAY

3:43 a.m., Donna M. Pagnani, 26, of Lewiston, was arrested on charges of criminal trespass and disorderly conduct.

9:57 a.m., burglary from a motor vehicle was reported on Water Street.

11:16 a.m., an accident with injuries was reported on Route 3 east and Riverside Drive.

3:01 p.m., harassment was reported on Cedar Street.

All this action goes down at my place in one night. Add in a few drive by shootings, crack cocaine, drunk and disorderly, and you got it covered. Oh, yeah. Disturbing the peace if I play too loud.
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Really? Greenwich has really gone down hill.

[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:

All this action goes down at my place in one night. Add in a few drive by shootings, crack cocaine, drunk and disorderly, and you got it covered. Oh, yeah. Disturbing the peace if I play too loud.

Really? Greenwich has really gone down hill.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can’t go into Greenwich anymore, the Yuppies will turn my ass over to the cops.

I live in New Haven. Enter at your own risk.

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:

All this action goes down at my place in one night. Add in a few drive by shootings, crack cocaine, drunk and disorderly, and you got it covered. Oh, yeah. Disturbing the peace if I play too loud.

Really? Greenwich has really gone down hill.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can’t go into Greenwich anymore, the Yuppies will turn my ass over to the cops.

I live in New Haven. Enter at your own risk.

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The Doors play one show and the place goes to hell.

[quote]MsM wrote:
It’s been two weeks since I’ve heard from you. Are you okay?[/quote]

Had to go to CO on biz. Got to see some elk. Something about me ending up in small towns…

How’s Canukistan treatin’ ya these days?