Lindsay Lohan's Trainer

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1.I was watching VH1 the other night and she has been in the hospital over 20 times in the past 2 years because of “blackouts”…no doubt her eating less then 1k and then getting drunk is the cause for this

2.I can’t believe you all missed it,obviously Hilary Duff(who btw is looking very cute as of late) reccomened him to Lindsey…genius if you think about it

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Lindsay is sick. I bet she’s on adios or some other genric metabolism-herbal shit as well, decreasing her intake somewhat. Never-slim-enough girls i know have eaten several days’ doses at once after a few slices of pizza.

Has anyone seen that girl out of superman? It’s sick- she’s estimated to be a US size 00. That’s 00. No more woman, just bone. Seriously this trend has to stop, i want my women to have tits and arse, at least a little please you crazy bitches

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…She had boobs? I was not aware of this.

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[quote]sugarfree wrote:
the 5 key components:
1.Proper food intake
2.Supplementation
3.Cardio- Exercise
4.Resistance Training
5.Personal assistance Throughout our training.[/quote]

they actually advertise this over the loudspeaker at 24 hour fatness. every time i hear it i laugh, then i cry and get all emotional wondering why dollarbill quit calling me, and then i snap back to it and resume doing snatches in the smith machine.

we all know that list is totally out of order:

(1)Personal assistance Throughout our training
(2)Supplementation (at least they have this right)
(3)Cardio- Exercise
(4)Proper food intake
(5)Resistance Training (this isn’t exercise?)

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[quote]colonelquack wrote:
…She had boobs? I was not aware of this.[/quote]

Beautiful, beautiful boobies…

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[quote]nephorm wrote:
colonelquack wrote:
…She had boobs? I was not aware of this.

Beautiful, beautiful boobies…[/quote]

Yeah, they were damn nice. In general, she had a nice curvy body, thick in all the right places, back in the day. I think when she first became famous she was a little chubby. Then she was damn near perfect after she dieted for a short time. But before long she took it too far in classic Hollywood manner. WAY too far.