Since Iām sure everyone has been in agony every day waiting for my first Nicolas Cage video to drop, suffer no further! It is here at lastā¦
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Are you going to receive royalties for the upcoming Barbie movie?
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No, but I SHOULD be hired on as creative director so they can stop coming out with such SHIT products!!
Military Barbie, where is she?
Deep sea scuba barbie, comes with a sting ray and some coral
Bully Barbie- overweight, ripped jeans, thinks sheās tough, but has a hard home life
Barbie with bruises that can appear with warm water. What are you hiding Barbie? Is your jealous husband not safe to be around?
Mafia boss Ken- give me some pudge in the belly and a few gold rings, plz. I can be resourceful with my own fake cocaine.
OLD PEOPLE! Why is she always the perfect age?!
SHORT PEOPLE?! Why is she always the perfect height.
Give me some muscle definition! They made her have some fat, give her some damn pipes and weāll set her up in the squat rack.
Sugar daddy ken- comes with corvette
MILF and cougar robbing the cradel Barbieā¦
These close minded development fools are limiting my creative expression 
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Whoops, got a little carried away there, heh. My bad.
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Youāre like a rainbow in a world of late spring slush. 
That had me cracking up for real. 
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Very kind, thanks friend 
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Barbecuing, low and slow style. I do it in the backyard a lot and have participated in local competitions. Would like to travel the competition circuit when time allows some day.
Riding motorcycles and recently started building. Iām starting with a sportster frame and bobbing it with S&S parts.
Shooting guns. Plinking, long range (my favorite) and three gun.
Hunting, fishing, camping.
Lately taekwondo with my daughter. Sheās 4 and we are progressing through belts together. I casually trained and participated in local mma gym tournaments once upon a decade ago, but have a prosthetic elbow following a motorcycle accident and the bracing/torquing in a fight makes it tough, so my outlet is taekwondo. Itās actually my favorite now, because itās fun to do it with my mini-me as a bonding experience. And it will be a while, we are yellow belts, but the advanced spinning/flying kicks look fun. I always wanted to to do ninja stuff as a kid. As a bonus, they teach knife fighting as well so Iāll check that out.
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Never realized how good it would be hanging out with your own kid until my son was born 3 months ago! My new hobby now, pushed back going to the gym to number 2 
Looking forwards to getting back into a bit of MMA tho.
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This is the best. Soak up every moment becaus before you know it they are too big.
18-20 years before they leave the nest is not long enough.
Yeah Iām picking that up fast!
Really donāt think I got the mojo to handle a big family like my parents so will be definitely be making the most of who Iāve got.
Also enjoy really writing science fiction, havenāt put anything out there for people to read yet tho as for some reason it embarrasses the hell out of me!
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Iāve read an article about the benefits of table tennis and now Iām playing every weekend with friends. Itās very energy-intensive and I spend a lot of calories.
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Donāt worry, it may just not be time to discover them yet 
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Thats nice!
Iām due for a new bike very soon. Rode my last one into the ground.
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Since woodcarving is definitely not my thing (see my log for carves fingersā¦) sticking with crochet and other non dangerous hobbies.
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I havenāt rode an actual bicycle in years. Looks fun!!!
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Cute! Now I am going to have to find your logā¦ lol
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That looks like a blast! Hope you have some killer adventures!
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