[quote]melvis66 wrote:
–They bust on people from Newfoundland like we bust on people from Alabama. I guess every country has its rednecks.
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Q:
How many Newfies does it take to make chocolate cookies?
A:
Three.
One to make the dough, one to make the cookies, and one to peel the Smarties.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
ElbowStrike wrote:
One thing that really stuck out for me was that a lot of Americans seem to wear shoes inside their house.
What is with that?
Shoes in the house?
Do you clean the floor every day?
– ElbowStrike
Where do you get this stuff?[/quote]
TV, nobody takes their shoes off on TV.
[quote]melvis66 wrote:
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–Not all Canadians love hockey. I met several young men (25-30 years old) recently, and none of them had played since they were kids and didn’t follow any hockey at all. Blows that stereotype.
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Please provide a list of names and addresses, we will have them sent to a hockey re-education camp. It’s for their own good, trust me.
[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
TV, nobody takes their shoes off on TV.
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That’s because we don’t wear snow shoes everywhere like you guys do.
Zing pow!
Some people take 'em off, some don’t. I take my shoes off.
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
That’s because we don’t wear snow shoes everywhere like you guys do.[/quote]
You make joke but every year since around 2000 we have been getting less and less snow and warmer winters.
We are so fucked.
[quote]Ruggerlife wrote:
melvis66 wrote:
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–Not all Canadians love hockey. I met several young men (25-30 years old) recently, and none of them had played since they were kids and didn’t follow any hockey at all. Blows that stereotype.
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Please provide a list of names and addresses, we will have them sent to a hockey re-education camp. It’s for their own good, trust me.[/quote]
Yeah—this freaked me out a little. They weren’t wussies, either. I was terribly disappointed! The first question I always ask Canadian guys is if they play hockey. This was the first time ever that I got all NO’s. Makes me wonder…what else is there to do up there in the winter?? Am I missing something?
We are just like Americans except for being smarter and better looking! We speak mostly Canadian and on occasion Old English.
[quote]melvis66 wrote:
Ruggerlife wrote:
melvis66 wrote:
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–Not all Canadians love hockey. I met several young men (25-30 years old) recently, and none of them had played since they were kids and didn’t follow any hockey at all. Blows that stereotype.
…
Please provide a list of names and addresses, we will have them sent to a hockey re-education camp. It’s for their own good, trust me.
Yeah—this freaked me out a little. They weren’t wussies, either. I was terribly disappointed! The first question I always ask hot Canadian guys is if they play hockey. This was the first time ever that I got all NO’s. Makes me wonder
…what else is there to do up there in the winter?? Am I missing something?
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Drink, fight and have sex…in no particular order! 
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Where do you get this stuff?
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Relatives in California. We took off our shoes when we came in the house and they were like, “what are you, Japanese?”
Maybe it’s just my luck, but my trips through the states have always involved running into really strange people. Don’t even get me started on The Mormon Temple in Salt Lake City.
Over 80% of Canadians live in urban areas. There are no seasons in the great indoors. 
– ElbowStrike