I hate when Im liftin’ in the gym and a bunch of those sissy gay ass rangers come in with their queer looking black panties and pretend they know what they’re doing. Just stick to your tough guy calisthenics and stay out of my way.
I hate smokers that litter their butts on the ground. Where do they think their trash goes? Assholes.
I hate that it took me until college to figure out how to get some play. Oh well.
I hate that the rent-a-cops at my school never have a suspect when there is an assault or indecent exposure etc., but will ticket your car within minutes if it isn’t parked legally.
I hate that the Kroger nearest my house doesn’t carry natural peanut butter or larger containers of yogurt, and just throws all of the cuts of beef together in the case like a grab bag of cow parts.
I hate that so many girls think they just deserve a prince charming because they have a vagina.
I hate radio stations that call a song “new” when I heard it on CD101 (Columbus) 8 months before then.
I need a drink.
i hate getting a boner when the nurse checks my balls during a physical.
wait, no i don’t
I hate it when white kids from the suburbs talk like Snoopy Doggy Dog.
I hate when people wear their hats crooked.
I hate it when you date a T-Vixen for over two years and then she takes a job offer in New York fucking City, only to wish she hadn't left and say that if I'd asked her to get engaged she would have said yes. Thus staying with me in Oklahoma.
I hate it when people throw their trash out the window of their car.
I hate terrorists and algebra.
I hate it when people pull out in front of me on the road and then drive slow.
I hate it when customers come into the supplement store I work at and look at every ingredient of every supplement that my store sells. They're usually obese and ask for advice, only to not follow your advice and either leave without buying anything or they buy something that is useless.
Dustin
I hate people who don’t like me curling in the squat rack. Fuck em squats are overrated anyway.
And I’ll hate you if you can’t see that I am just taking the piss.
I hate those toilets (mandated by law)that are supposedly conserving water. How is water conserved when I have to flush it six or seven times, Mr. Einstein?
I dislike it when a butt-pirate comes mincing into my gym with a bandana on his head, spandex shorts, and a T-shirt with the sides ripped out. I hate it when he has a Valeo belt cinched tight causing his skinny fat-fat to spill over the sides and prances around the gym doing one set of various exercises and doesn’t pick up his weights.
I hate when people don’t do a search (or even check the mag) before posting a question, don’t you? Come to think of it, I didn’t do a search on this one before posting…
Oh, and I hate hypocricy too.
I hate waking up before my alarm clock goes off.
I hate waking up when my alarm clock goes off.
I hate organic chemistry. Who the hell wants to know how to make 3-hydroxy butyric acid in twelve different ways?!?
I hate fat guys who wear five shirts at a time in an effort to look built.
I hate scrawny guys who walk around with their arms pushed forward by their imaginary lats.
I hate it when people bitch at me for parking too far from the store instead of driving around for 10 minutes looking for a closer spot.
I hate people who blow a miniscule thing into a huge ordeal (Newdow and the pledge of alligience).
I hate friends who ask me for relationship advice and then completely ignore what I say.
I hate it when my friend brings his insanely bitchy girlfriend to every single group outing.
Lumburjak: They are bringing back Family Guy. New episodes will be coming out next year I think.
I hate that bitch on the LEPTOPRIN comercial…She just makes me want to slap the shitt out’a her…
I hate when someone is starring at you lifting through the mirrors and they are to stupid to relize you see them starring at you and you have to flick your tongue at the broad to get her to stop starring…
I’m sick of the morons in my school’s gym. It’s a SQUAT rack you fuckin’ moron. You’re not nearly doing a full set. Asking your equally ignorant friend about how to lift won’t help you. Your form is terrible. And I TOLD YOU TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SQUAT RACK!!!
I’m sick of liberals. Everyone at my school is all about how we should tax the hell out of people and then just give the money to poor people. They then justify it because we’re so privileged to go to school. Well, guess what, I grew up poor asshole and I’ll be damned if I’m going to sit back while the government takes my money, mismanages it, then gives it to some high school friend who never did shit and now is complaining about how he should be entitled to government handouts. Then I get told that I should be happy to do it because I’m so privileged and have a duty to do it. Guess what, if these lazy asses wouldn’t have spent every weekend at the latest keg party, you wouldn’t need that handout asshole.
I’m sick of people who believe the world is duckies and bunnies. Guess what, having respect for terrorists isn’t going to make them want to be all nice to you. It’s shows such as your beloved Friends which pisses them off and your sympathy ain’t going to make it any better. They’d rather rip your throat out than listen to your shit…come to think of it, so would I.
I also hate numbers…and there is too many of them.
I hate seat belt and helmet laws. Guess what, if I want to splatter my brains across the pavement, that’s my business, not yours.
I told you to quit curling in the squat rack. If you stay in there one more second, you’re getting that entire bar shoved up your ass.
I hate stupid people. Egotistical? Yep, I sure am, but that’s only because I am better than you. E-mail forwards aren’t funny, fart jokes are generally stupid, you don’t know what you’re talking about so quit arguing about politics and public policy.
If one more person has their cell phone go off in class, the gym, a movie theater, a restaruant, or any number of other places I’m going to scream. Don’t make us act like your thrid grade teacher and take the damn thing away.
I hate how girls just assume that we can get girls as easily as they can find guys. Guess what, so long as you don’t have a third arm growing out of the back of your neck, you can get a few numbers on any given night. I doesn’t work like that for guys. Most guys couldn’t be that successful at a women’s prison.
Yeah, I’m taking Mag-10. You’re right, it’s steroids. You better stay away.
I’m sick of hearing that “top 1%” bullshit. I made $20k/yr last year and I got a $30/mo tax cut. So, was I really a part of the top 1% or are you just stupid? That’s what I thought.
I’m sick of looking for a job. I have a 4 year degree and a year of law school and I might have to go back to bartending. What the fuck?
I hate girls who say the ladder theory isn’t true. This one girl I know swears that money and power have nothing to do with anything. Her boyfriend…The governors nephew. Right, nothing to do with anything you stupid bitch.
Reality TV. Your interest in reality TV is inversely proportional to your intelligence.
Bans on ephedra and other sports supplements put into place by fat asses who blame McDonalds for their weight.
The fat trainer at the gym who has no clue what he’s talking about. Guess what buddy, I’m glaring at you because your a fat moron who has no idea what he’s talking about. Simply being in the same room as you annoys me. Oh, and by the way I forgot more about lifting weights than you will ever know, certification or not.
Whoever controls the audio and TV’s at the school gym. Yep, I want to see Oprah and listen to Sarah McLaughlin when I lift. It helps me get that pump.
“And sometimes I just want to get a big bulldozer and bulldoze the wall to the girls locker room that I way I can see their boobs…”
Ah, I feel better now.
Great one CORY089! You guy’s are funny MFers!
Dislike: Driving a Suzuki Samurai and getting NO RESPECT from other drivers ie: cutting me off, tailgaiting etc.
Like: Flipping off said drivers and taunting them with “brake jobs” until we gotta pull over and settle it. Then I get out (gonna get shot someday) and being 6’-2" and 260 lbs with abs… They usually can’t get away fast enough. I may sound like a hardass but THEY STARTED IT! SO THERE!
DUSTIN, would you be the Seoul Brotha that I used to go to school with? If not, kindly disreguard this post.
I hate the fact that women dont stare at me in the mirros when I’m training, fucken bitches!
I hate fat/ugly people that pick apart everybody else’s appearance just to make themselves feel better.
I hate how high gas prices are getting and they’ll only be getting worse.
I hate how my car only gets 15 miles/gal on the highway, 11 city.
I hate how my parents blow off every piece of nutritional advice I ever give like I’m just making it up.
I hate girls that go to clubs and dance in a group turning down any and every guy that tries to dance with them throughout the entire night.
I hate the designated hitter rule.
I hate it when people wear visors backwards and upside down.
I hate capri pants with a passion.
I hate it when really big girls get their belly pierced and then show it off by wearing tight ass, short shirts.
I hate how some really ugly people have such high standards for who they can date and then complain that they’re always alone.
I know there’s more but I hate how many things I can list.
i hate it when you have to take a crap after you have hust had a shower.
I hate that my Siberian Husky is shedding this week.
And you thought your longhaired girlfriend was bad.
I hate students who are always trying to prove the professor wrong in the middle of a lecture. PLease shut the fuck up, I think the prof is just a tiny bit more intelligent than you.
I also hate ass kissers who find some minute thing to discuss with the prof every single day after class.
MOst of all though, I hate the fat ass who stood inside the squat rack for 50min yesterday during my workout and did not do one single rep the entire time I was there! Instead he just kept walking around then going back to the rack to stare at himself in the mirror as he day dreamed about squating the 545lbs he had on the bar. Seeing how he can’t even do 405lbs for a rep below 2inches for ROM, I have no idea what the hell he was thinking.
I hate guy’s who drop off their FAT ASS women off at the front door of Wal-Mart. I say, "Let them walk from the parking lot, they’re the one’s who really need the exercise.
Oh, and I hate cold toilet seats and a beggan dog.
Just HATE ME everyone! TIMBERWOLVES ALL THE WAY TO THE FINALS!!!
i hate people who complain about their lives but don’t do shit to change it.
i hate the fact that i haven’t met a woman who doesn’t deserve the title “bitch” or “chickenhead”
i hate the fact when i meet a woman who i think is the anti-chickenhead in time it’s revealed that she’s closer to the anti-christ.
i hate the fact that i’m 22 and still TALKIN about doin great things.
i hate nagging injuries like shin splints or tendinitis
i hate people who talk but never do
i hate being mad at what i can’t control
i like rick bravos beavis and butthead reference