Laws of T-Nation Forumology

[quote]AMIRisSQUAT wrote:
Awesome shit as usual Miserere.

Amir[/quote]

Thanks Amir, I really enjoy reading your posts too, by the way. You’re a funny dude.

Hey, I was shocked to see your pic on the TILF thread. For some reason I pictured you as a scrawny 150lber. I know you say 322lb in your profile, but I thought you were just bullshitting :smiley: And Bastard’s right, you do look a bit like your avatar (but with more hair). :wink:

[quote]gojira wrote:
And don’t forget the amazing strentgh feats of DeiselWeasel.[/quote]

If we want to go old school with the list, we have to include NielG and Muscleteen too. Probably 2 of the best ever. Remember, Bees are natures candy!

V

[quote]sterno wrote:
gojira wrote:
And don’t forget the amazing strentgh feats of DeiselWeasel.

Another troll extraordinaire, the next big thing in the poker world: mark lonnie jr with his fabled “ragdoll” move.

sterno[/quote]

How could we forget him?

“stay down jr”

[quote]Massif wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
Guilo wrote:
What about that one guy who wanted to be on Big Brother? I don’t remember if he counted as a troll or not.

Fedorov, if I’m not mistaken. Trollology has always been one of my strong points.

To round out the Top 5, who was the guy that was dissing Waterbury, and was going to have his older brother kick all of our asses?[/quote]

QuadeTheFinest.

I guess GhostOfReach and SinewNotSize should make it into the Hall of Fame as well.

Reference:
http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=669522

MUSCLETEEN RULES!!

SOmebody really needs to start a Troll Hall of Fame thread.

Just thinking about some of them bring a warm and fuzzy feeling to my soul.

He wasn’t a Troll, but how about Spitz posting his pic in the T-Vixen Sorority for Female comments after peopole tore him a new one on the Physique Pics Forum?

No one remembers squat1000 the powerlifting bodybuilder?

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1125325908087.teen.jpg

[quote]rainjack wrote:
MUSCLETEEN RULES!![/quote]

Agreed.

Reference (from his thread):
I dont squat or deadlift because there bad for youre back. The leg press is much better exersise, you not only get a better pump but its much safer on the back. U wanted to know my my other lifts IM repping with 600 on the T-BAR!

[quote]rainjack wrote:

SOmebody really needs to start a Troll Hall of Fame thread.
[/quote]

Not without BigConan or JackedHulk!

Also, regarding second law, one take into account this statistic will always be slightly askew as a certain number of self proclaimed “bulkers” will later be found to be consuming around 1500 kcal/day…

JS,

Pookie is right… your statement is true, but is too bland to describe the total thread destruction induced by Zeb and I.

At the risk of destroying this thread… if only I could get him to post concerning the topic at hand, instead of my posting style.

[waiting for it]

[quote]rainjack wrote:
MUSCLETEEN RULES!!

SOmebody really needs to start a Troll Hall of Fame thread.

Just thinking about some of them bring a warm and fuzzy feeling to my soul.[/quote]

I think we’ve got a good start.

Muscleteen; cracks me up just thinking about it.
Wonder what ever happened to that kid. Hey, I know…maybe he’s the cameraman for DieselWeasel.

[quote]michael2507 wrote:
rainjack wrote:
MUSCLETEEN RULES!!

Agreed.

Reference (from his thread):
I dont squat or deadlift because there bad for youre back. The leg press is much better exersise, you not only get a better pump but its much safer on the back. U wanted to know my my other lifts IM repping with 600 on the T-BAR!
[/quote]

MuscleTeen was some funny shit. Didn’t he say he had 21 inch arms and 5% body fat or some other such shit?

Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in my guts. Or that could be last night’s curry working its magic…

[quote]Massif wrote:
MuscleTeen was some funny shit. Didn’t he say he had 21 inch arms and 5% body fat or some other such shit?

Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in my guts. Or that could be last night’s curry working its magic…[/quote]

I’m going to have to check out his threads! I’m sure he also explains how he did, no? I’ll take notes.

How about this for a new law:

Any time someone makes great gains (a celebrity especially)in what seems to be a short time, there will always be someone in the first 3 posts who immediately screams “Steroids” or “Juice.”

[quote]Trailblazer wrote:
How about this for a new law:

Any time someone makes great gains (a celebrity especially)in what seems to be a short time, there will always be someone in the first 3 posts who immediately screams “Steroids” or “Juice.”[/quote]

Yeah, it happens a lot, doesn’t it? :slight_smile:

[quote]Miserere wrote:
Trailblazer wrote:
How about this for a new law:

Any time someone makes great gains (a celebrity especially)in what seems to be a short time, there will always be someone in the first 3 posts who immediately screams “Steroids” or “Juice.”

Yeah, it happens a lot, doesn’t it? :-)[/quote]

And the aforementioned celebrity started out at 5’9" and 160 lbs and ended up at 173 lbs after 5 months of rigorous training. Keep in mind he never lifted before. He’s now “huge” because he has 15.5" guns and he’s “juicing” because he gained 18 lbs of lbm and lost 5 lbs of fat in 5 months.

Bump for nostalgic purposes.

V

Thanks, Veg. Most of it still holds true over three years later.

rule 17

all old threads will be bumped for no reason.