[quote]Otep wrote:
What are you guys holding against Hanely? The fact that he doesn’t follow GAAP?[/quote]
Until we all go IFRS, Hanley is out!
[quote]Kerley wrote:
lankey FTW![/quote]
Thanks, suze (get my damn name right!).
[quote]Otep wrote:
What are you guys holding against Hanely? The fact that he doesn’t follow GAAP?[/quote]
He doesn’t post in GAL or BB’ing… I’m not sure I even know who you are talking about 
We will all be reporting under an inferior system soon enough, but the vids were about tax, so both him and lanky still fail.
C’mon you two, certainly you have to have some wild ‘accounting incidents’ or stories that you can share without violating client/accountant confidentiality.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
C’mon you two, certainly you have to have some wild ‘accounting incidents’ or stories that you can share without violating client/accountant confidentiality.[/quote]
abacus gone wild?
I like 'em both.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
C’mon you two, certainly you have to have some wild ‘accounting incidents’ or stories that you can share without violating client/accountant confidentiality.[/quote]
This one time, my client had 4 material misstatements.
Shit was crazy.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I like 'em both. [/quote]
hello Switzerland.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
C’mon you two, certainly you have to have some wild ‘accounting incidents’ or stories that you can share without violating client/accountant confidentiality.[/quote]
This one time, my client had 4 material misstatements.
Shit was crazy.[/quote]
Fucking LOL!
oh man, I just busted out laughing at my desk.
One time, the partner told me to deduct self employed HI even though the spouse was on his employer’s plan, which means you can’t deduct it, because he told the client they could.
I routinely see people with 20 and 30 million dollar AGI’s pay a less effective rate tahn people who make 200 & 300,000 a year. That is what I call wealth management.
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
C’mon you two, certainly you have to have some wild ‘accounting incidents’ or stories that you can share without violating client/accountant confidentiality.[/quote]
abacus gone wild?[/quote]
I don’t even know how to use one of those, and no my calculator doesn’t have a roll of paper attached to it.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
C’mon you two, certainly you have to have some wild ‘accounting incidents’ or stories that you can share without violating client/accountant confidentiality.[/quote]
This one time, my client had 4 material misstatements.
Shit was crazy.[/quote]
It was during an A-133 audit, where the partner in charge of the engagement was also banging the executive director of the nonprofit (our client). Uh oh…
[quote]yonkeyschnitzel wrote:
where the partner in charge of the engagement was also banging the executive director of the nonprofit (our client)
[/quote]
Sounds about right…
That is my kind of fee
So who is winning?
I am keeping my vote private for now…
Chuck Norris Auditing Tips:
o Chuck Norris highlights in black
o There is a sharp rise in Workers Comp claims whenever Chuck Norris is at the client
o Chuck Norris audits in the dark
o When a partner asked if the client had any other long-term liabilities…Norris simply held up his fists
o If Chuck gets tired during the day he takes a nap…on the CEOs desk
o Chuck Norris does not accrue for expenses…he accrues for pain
o Chuck Norris’ posting threshold for pain…unlimited.
o Chuck Norris does not use a ruler when making “power tickmarks”…he naturally draws perfectly straight lines
o Chuck Norris has a hard drive…but it doesn’t refer to what’s in his computer.
o Chuck Norris has conducted three Weyerhaeuser site visits…strangely enough the towns of these sites no longer have any identifiable population or resources.
o Chuck Norris takes a 15 minute coffee break every 5 minutes
o How does Chuck Norris test fixed assets? Answer: with a bottle of super glue and an ambitious hand
o How does Chuck Norris hole punch? Answer: with a shotgun and an extremely accurate aim
o Chuck Norris not only assigns useful lives…he takes them away
o Chuck Norris does not have to dial 9 first
o Chuck Norris erases pencil marks with his beard…it erases pen too
o If he finds an exception, Chuck Norris amortizes pain over the remaining useful life of the client
o Chuck Norris has a full time plumber assigned to him for when he uses the restroom
o Chuck Norris irons his shirts with a blowtorch and a rusty piece of sheet metal
o What’s the risk of significant misstatement? Answer: A Chuck Norris roundhouse
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Rainjack[/quote]
^^^
Lanky loses some points b/c I don’t know anything about accounting and some of his Chuck Norris jokes go over my head.
But I laugh at them anyway so anyone watching me thinks I am an intellectual…
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Rainjack[/quote]
^^[1]
All he does is file some schedule F’s and sit on his behind from 3/16 - 12/31…
lol
Miss that dude
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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Chuck Norris Auditing Tips:
o Chuck Norris highlights in black
o There is a sharp rise in Workers Comp claims whenever Chuck Norris is at the client
o Chuck Norris audits in the dark
o When a partner asked if the client had any other long-term liabilities…Norris simply held up his fists
o If Chuck gets tired during the day he takes a nap…on the CEOs desk
o Chuck Norris does not accrue for expenses…he accrues for pain
o Chuck Norris’ posting threshold for pain…unlimited.
o Chuck Norris does not use a ruler when making “power tickmarks”…he naturally draws perfectly straight lines
o Chuck Norris has a hard drive…but it doesn’t refer to what’s in his computer.
o Chuck Norris has conducted three Weyerhaeuser site visits…strangely enough the towns of these sites no longer have any identifiable population or resources.
o Chuck Norris takes a 15 minute coffee break every 5 minutes
o How does Chuck Norris test fixed assets? Answer: with a bottle of super glue and an ambitious hand
o How does Chuck Norris hole punch? Answer: with a shotgun and an extremely accurate aim
o Chuck Norris not only assigns useful lives…he takes them away
o Chuck Norris does not have to dial 9 first
o Chuck Norris erases pencil marks with his beard…it erases pen too
o If he finds an exception, Chuck Norris amortizes pain over the remaining useful life of the client
o Chuck Norris has a full time plumber assigned to him for when he uses the restroom
o Chuck Norris irons his shirts with a blowtorch and a rusty piece of sheet metal
o What’s the risk of significant misstatement? Answer: A Chuck Norris roundhouse
[/quote]
Okay, so we have two entities who file a consolidated return & FS. So is that two audits or one?
Two sets of books, with equal amounts of work, and then work on the third entity, which is pittance. Two audits or one?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Rainjack[/quote]
^^[1]
All he does is file some schedule F’s and sit on his behind from 3/16 - 12/31…
lol
Whatever happen to Rainjack?
Miss that dude[/quote]
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I’m not really sure what’s going on but I’m mexican so i gotta vote for beans. It’s a cultural thing, anything with beans in it gets my vote.
That and I hate LankEy… He’s 6’5" of pure suck.