[quote]Bloobird wrote:
roybot wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Polish Rifle wrote:
He should really start eating more carrots if he has any intention of being as buff as Zach Braff.
Uh oh…‘La Buff’ has been ‘La Braff’d’!
Are you guys really trying to compare ‘The Braffster’ with Sheer La Buff? Surely that’s like comparing boiled carrots with roasted carrots…
Soo, the only difference is a tan?[/quote]
I’m about as white as they come and even I wouldn’t say that’s much of a tan. 
[quote]Bloobird wrote:
roybot wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Polish Rifle wrote:
He should really start eating more carrots if he has any intention of being as buff as Zach Braff.
Uh oh…‘La Buff’ has been ‘La Braff’d’!
Are you guys really trying to compare ‘The Braffster’ with Sheer La Buff? Surely that’s like comparing boiled carrots with roasted carrots…
Soo, the only difference is a tan?[/quote]
Bloobird,
If you knew anything about carrots, you would know that they are rich in Beta-carotene. Beta-carotene is partly responsible for the colors of vegetables, fruits and flowers. In the body it supports the production of melanin responsible for the darkening of the skin under sunlight.
Beta-carotene helps those that tan easy tan deeper, and those who are white and pasty spend longer than normal in the sun. As long as Braff and LaBeouf keep their intake of carrots at an equal level, neither will become more tanned than the other.
Having said that, I would guess that Braff eats slightly more carrots. He is isn’t wearing designer sunglasses to look cooler (I mean, how could he be any cooler - he’s The Braffster): he’s rocking shades in order to offset the effects of the incredible level of vision granted by his voracious appetite for carroty things .
[quote]Spike-el wrote:
“He gained a massive 15 lbs of muscle for his role in the movie…”
Wow…Massive! Honestly though, I don’t even believe he gained that.
Is this how far we’ve taken it as human begins? 15 pounds is now jacked?
What the fuck? Just…what the fuck?
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Yeah, I guess going from 125 to 140 is ‘massive’. I don’t know if that’s what he really weighs, but I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt.
The more I read that article, the more it pisses me off. They twice refer to him as a ‘hardgainer’ in it. How can someone that’s likely never worked out seriously before be called a ‘hardgainer’.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
I’m about as white as they come and even I wouldn’t say that’s much of a tan.
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[quote]WS4JB wrote:
here it is, the worst photoshop ever.[/quote]
hahaha, soo sad…
Worst article ever…
And the title, epic fail, more like La fag enough?
Shit, at least Tyler Durden wannabes aspire to achieve some amount of musculature. Shia clearly doesn’t train much at all and has the physique of a 16 year old boy. Shoot for the stars…or the ceiling.
I hate Shia. My ex girlfriend used to love him. She claimed that his ‘averageness’ was what made him so attractive. Quite why any decent looking girl would like someone so average was beyond me, and from then on I gained a undying hate of that guy. This recent atrocity from body building.com has taken it too far.
Also his name apparently means ‘praise god for beef’, a bit of useless info my ex imparted on me. I think we can all agree its a stupid name…
[quote]roybot wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
I’m about as white as they come and even I wouldn’t say that’s much of a tan.
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Well played.
[quote]aussie101 wrote:
I hate Shia. My ex girlfriend used to love him. She claimed that his ‘averageness’ was what made him so attractive. Quite why any decent looking girl would like someone so average was beyond me, and from then on I gained a undying hate of that guy. This recent atrocity from body building.com has taken it too far.
Also his name apparently means ‘praise god for beef’, a bit of useless info my ex imparted on me. I think we can all agree its a stupid name…[/quote]
your ex is fucking retarded
and shia la buff is a little girl.
Dustin Diamond > Shia la buff and Zach Braff
fuck me! why haven’t I been doing “crystal” skull crushers for my triceps…
[quote]VON_Ballack wrote:
fuck me! why haven’t I been doing “crystal” skull crushers for my triceps…[/quote]
cause theyre named after a girl
[quote]VON_Ballack wrote:
fuck me! why haven’t I been doing “crystal” skull crushers for my triceps…[/quote]
Just noticed that…wonder what they fuck they are?
[quote]aussie101 wrote:
I hate Shia. My ex girlfriend used to love him. She claimed that his ‘averageness’ was what made him so attractive. Quite why any decent looking girl would like someone so average was beyond me [/quote] Hmm. Let’s see. Money? Or maybe Money… Dunno man. So many possibilities…[quote], and from then on I gained a undying hate of that guy. This recent atrocity from body building.com has taken it too far.
Also his name apparently means ‘praise god for beef’, a bit of useless info my ex imparted on me. I think we can all agree its a stupid name…[/quote]
Honestly, I know people want the lean, slightly built model look, but look at these shots: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/04/28/shia-labeouf-shirtless-coachella/
Don’t most skinny kids start out looking like him? I mean, have they not reached their goal without starting if this is the current level they aspire to?
Just when I thought my day had reached the pinnacle of lameness, I read this shit. Whats worse than this article being written is that somewhere someone actually believes this shit.
Sure that article isn’t a joke or something?
(please god…)
Epic fail
[quote]VON_Ballack wrote:
fuck me! why haven’t I been doing “crystal” skull crushers for my triceps…
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Because they work your tricepts, not your triceps.
Two completely different muscles.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
aussie101 wrote:
I hate Shia. My ex girlfriend used to love him. She claimed that his ‘averageness’ was what made him so attractive. Quite why any decent looking girl would like someone so average was beyond me, and from then on I gained a undying hate of that guy. This recent atrocity from body building.com has taken it too far.
Also his name apparently means ‘praise god for beef’, a bit of useless info my ex imparted on me. I think we can all agree its a stupid name…
your ex is fucking retarded
and shia la buff is a little girl.
Dustin Diamond > Shia la buff and Zach Braff
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Agreed on all accounts.
