Known Facts of Life

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
Fact#109 you can be racist without knowing it.

Fact#110 you can stop being racist by not being racist.

Is that about right? [/quote]

Fact#111 if you need to list facts to disprove your racism, you’re probably a racist.[/quote]

Fact#114 If you post a racist thought that disproves your racism.

fact 114: fact 113 is always false

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
Fact#109 you can be racist without knowing it.

Fact#110 you can stop being racist by not being racist.

Is that about right? [/quote]

Fact#111 if you need to list facts to disprove your racism, you’re probably a racist.[/quote]

Fact#114 If you post a racist thought that disproves your racism. [/quote]

Fact#115 No one wins in an internet argument

Fact#116 Its too early in the morning for this shit

Fact#117 This is not an internet argument.

also

fact#97: I am also silly.

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
Fact#117 This is not an internet argument.

also

fact#97: I am also silly.

[/quote]

Fact#118 All differences of opinions no matter how major or minor are arguments.

Fact#119 ucallthatbass’s doesn’t know the rule numbering system.

Fact#120 Education in his state is questionable

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
Fact#117 This is not an internet argument.

also

fact#97: I am also silly.

[/quote]

Fact#118 All differences of opinions no matter how major or minor are arguments.

Fact#119 ucallthatbass’s doesn’t know the rule numbering system.

Fact#120 Education in his state is questionable[/quote]

Fact#121 I was bored and don’t have an opinion to argue over.

[quote]farmerson12 wrote:
Fact #89 If you have a custom license plate, you are a douchebag. It doesnt matter what it says. [/quote]

Mine says “Tennessee Firefighter”.

Fact #122: I’m racist against donuts. I only like the black ones

Fact #123 Recycling stations are racist. I was there yesterday and they had bins for “colored glass” and “clear glass”. WTF their glass is just as good as ours, and although I am pale I sure as shit ain’t “clear”.

[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Fact #123 Recycling stations are racist. I was there yesterday and they had bins for “colored glass” and “clear glass”. WTF their glass is just as good as ours, and although I am pale I sure as shit ain’t “clear”. [/quote]

What about “half-breeds”?? My kids need a place to recycle their glass, too.

Yes I’m a rapist…or racist

Which ever is more appualling

Or appealing

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Fact #123 Recycling stations are racist. I was there yesterday and they had bins for “colored glass” and “clear glass”. WTF their glass is just as good as ours, and although I am pale I sure as shit ain’t “clear”. [/quote]

What about “half-breeds”?? My kids need a place to recycle their glass, too. [/quote]

There is a separate, but equal, bin for those.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Yes I’m a rapist…or racist

Which ever is more appualling

Or appealing[/quote]

Genius!

Fact 124: Iron Dwarf is short
Fact 125: The record for most cocaine snorted in one night by a single person is held by Iron Dwarf
Fact 126: Iron Dwarf has no memory of July 4th, 1984 during the time 7:45pm to 5:20am

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]farmerson12 wrote:
Fact #89 If you have a custom license plate, you are a douchebag. It doesnt matter what it says. [/quote]

Mine says “Tennessee Firefighter”. [/quote]

Hmm. Yep. Still douchy. Although you are a fellow fighter. I just cant see past your plate :slight_smile:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Fact 124: Iron Dwarf is short
Fact 125: The record for most cocaine snorted in one night by a single person is held by Iron Dwarf
Fact 126: Iron Dwarf has no memory of July 4th, 1984 during the time 7:45pm to 5:20am[/quote]

Holy shit… did I ever admit those things on T-Nation at any point?

Uncanny.

fact 126 -

Iron Dwarf is fucking awesome.

and he smells like cookies.

[quote]Edgy wrote:
fact 126 -

Iron Dwarf is fucking awesome.

and he smells like cookies.[/quote]

The Lofthouse Vanilla “Cakey” Cookies with the icing. :slight_smile:

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Fact #123 Recycling stations are racist. I was there yesterday and they had bins for “colored glass” and “clear glass”. WTF their glass is just as good as ours, and although I am pale I sure as shit ain’t “clear”. [/quote]

What about “half-breeds”?? My kids need a place to recycle their glass, too. [/quote]

LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES!!! I AM THE MASTER THEY ALL PRAY TO!!!

Well that is until the spirit of my grandmother reads this then my apartment in hell is set in stone.

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Fact #123 Recycling stations are racist. I was there yesterday and they had bins for “colored glass” and “clear glass”. WTF their glass is just as good as ours, and although I am pale I sure as shit ain’t “clear”. [/quote]

What about “half-breeds”?? My kids need a place to recycle their glass, too. [/quote]

LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES!!! I AM THE MASTER THEY ALL PRAY TO!!!

Well that is until the spirit of my grandmother reads this then my apartment in hell is set in stone.[/quote]

And you are one handsome devil, fo’.