Klavan: The Hilarious World of Abortion

[quote]Makavali wrote:
Got any solutions that will work in a society that has it ingrained in their minds that abortion is a right, or are you going to keep making jokes and beating out the same old line of “ban it outright!” and bloody up that brick wall some more?

I thought not.[/quote]

Beating your wife is a right in the Muslim world. Am I allowed to criticize that?

[quote]optheta wrote:
This guy is on massive crack.[/quote]

I don’t understand that sentence. You mean like he’s smoking crack? Yeah, he’s pretty crazy.

[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
We can be funny too.[/quote]

Eh.[/quote]

Oh get your knickers out of that twist, it was funny.[/quote]

Some parts, maybe. [/quote]

Butthurt.[/quote]

It’s not the material…I just don’t find Jim Jeffries funny.

Simple yes or no Mak. Is abortion a right? I am trying to understand where you are coming from.

[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]kneedragger79 wrote:
As you requested, in fact this very thread: [quote]Makavali wrote:
Got any solutions that will work in a society that has it ingrained in their minds that abortion is a right, or are you going to keep making jokes and beating out the same old line of “ban it outright!” and bloody up that brick wall some more?

I thought not.[/quote]

Now are you trying to say you disagree with society who believes abortion is a right? Simple yes or no please.

[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]kneedragger79 wrote:
Life is a RIGHT Mak, abortion is NOT!
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Excuse me, did I say that? Don’t put words in my mouth.[/quote]
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I still don’t see where I said it is a right in this thread. Or are you twisting “a society that has it ingrained in their minds that abortion is a right” and playing your usual cards?[/quote]

[quote]kneedragger79 wrote:
Simple yes or no Mak. Is abortion a right? I am trying to understand where you are coming from.
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No you aren’t, you here to exercise your right to beat your head against a brick wall by using circular arguments and “I’m right there is no other way” style confrontation.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
We can be funny too.[/quote]

Eh.[/quote]

Oh get your knickers out of that twist, it was funny.[/quote]

Some parts, maybe. [/quote]

Butthurt.[/quote]

It’s not the material…I just don’t find Jim Jeffries funny.[/quote]

His language can definitely be more provocative than Dave Allen’s. Also I wonder if believers still believe in the Adam and Eve story and the Noah’s Ark Story any more.

I’m not up on what stories are believed and what are seen as just stories these days.

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
We can be funny too.[/quote]

Eh.[/quote]

Oh get your knickers out of that twist, it was funny.[/quote]

Some parts, maybe. [/quote]

Butthurt.[/quote]

It’s not the material…I just don’t find Jim Jeffries funny.[/quote]

His language can definitely be more provocative than Dave Allen’s. Also I wonder if believers still believe in the Adam and Eve story and the Noah’s Ark Story any more.

I’m not up on what stories are believed and what are seen as just stories these days.
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It matters what you mean by believe. And, it matters if you mean literalistic or literally.

I have no problem with the Adam and Eve story (both of them), I think there is more to it than the literalistic story though (which I find hard to take because there is two different stories of the same thing). Ratzinger makes good points on it in his book.

Noah’s Ark, I believe too, again difference between literalistic or literal. Could there be a flood? Yes, that covered the whole world? Doesn’t look like it, how about localized? Yes. Did the ancients think of the world as the entire planet earth? No evidence for that.

I haven’t studied to much into it, so I don’t know. My little hypothesis is that the flood was localized (relative) to Noah’s world. We have reports of ‘great’ floods all over the world, I don’t suppose it be too much if there was one where Noah lived.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

This guy just tickles me. Okay, time to go eat. Nom nom nom.[/quote]

Hilarious…

[quote]Makavali wrote:
Got any solutions that will work in a society that has it ingrained in their minds that abortion is a right, or are you going to keep making jokes and beating out the same old line of “ban it outright!” and bloody up that brick wall some more?

I thought not.[/quote]

Got any proof that the unborn is some how not human?

[quote]Big Banana wrote:

[quote]Makavali wrote:
Got any solutions that will work in a society that has it ingrained in their minds that abortion is a right, or are you going to keep making jokes and beating out the same old line of “ban it outright!” and bloody up that brick wall some more?

I thought not.[/quote]

Beating your wife is a right in the Muslim world. Am I allowed to criticize that?[/quote]

But only with the open hand and not more than 3 times.

Similar laws exist in Arkansas, Texas, West Virginia and South Carolina.

[quote]pat wrote:

[quote]Makavali wrote:
Got any solutions that will work in a society that has it ingrained in their minds that abortion is a right, or are you going to keep making jokes and beating out the same old line of “ban it outright!” and bloody up that brick wall some more?

I thought not.[/quote]

Got any proof that the unborn is some how not human?[/quote]

You are so far behind on this and have no idea what I stance is, so I’m just going to pull a time old tactic and claim I don’t have time to deal with you.

Now you are presuming to know my personal behavior? [b]N I C E![/b] If my behavior is so predictable please make me look like am ignorant hick from the States.

I patiently wait for you to tell me if abortion is a right. A simple ‘yes’ or ‘no’ will be plenty to suffice.

[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]kneedragger79 wrote:
Simple yes or no Mak. Is abortion a right? I am trying to understand where you are coming from.
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No you aren’t, you here to exercise your right to beat your head against a brick wall by using circular arguments and “I’m right there is no other way” style confrontation.[/quote]

[quote]kneedragger79 wrote:
Now you are presuming to know my personal behavior? [b]N I C E![/b] If my behavior is so predictable please make me look like am ignorant hick from the States.[/quote]

You know, it’s very offensive to Americans to characterize them as ignorant hicks.

yay for abortion.

And you are trying to remain objectively neutral by not placing an American in a box? I could care less but I would like your belief of the subject. For three direct posts you have yet to answer me. Is abortion a right? A ‘yes’ or ‘no’.

[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]kneedragger79 wrote:
Now you are presuming to know my personal behavior? [b]N I C E![/b] If my behavior is so predictable please make me look like am ignorant hick from the States.[/quote]

You know, it’s very offensive to Americans to characterize them as ignorant hicks.[/quote]

Yay, you are in Japan! When you can form an intelligent argument please come back and I would really like to understand your side of the debate.

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:
yay for abortion.[/quote]

Don’t worry pat, Mak believes abortion is a right because the embryo has zero rights of their own. The fetus is alive from the moment of conception. Yet they grow up in the uterus of another person and are subject to the whim of the woman who partook in their creation. Mak please correct me if I am failing to understand you thus far. I ask in above posts ^ to help clarify your position.

[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]pat wrote:

[quote]Makavali wrote:
Got any solutions that will work in a society that has it ingrained in their minds that abortion is a right, or are you going to keep making jokes and beating out the same old line of “ban it outright!” and bloody up that brick wall some more?

I thought not.[/quote]

Got any proof that the unborn is some how not human?[/quote]

You are so far behind on this and have no idea what I stance is, so I’m just going to pull a time old tactic and claim I don’t have time to deal with you.[/quote]

[quote]kneedragger79 wrote:
And you are trying to remain objectively neutral by not placing an American in a box? I could care less but I would like your belief of the subject. For three direct posts you have yet to answer me. Is abortion a right? A ‘yes’ or ‘no’.

[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]kneedragger79 wrote:
Now you are presuming to know my personal behavior? [b]N I C E![/b] If my behavior is so predictable please make me look like am ignorant hick from the States.[/quote]

You know, it’s very offensive to Americans to characterize them as ignorant hicks.[/quote]
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If someone else elects to ask me that question, I will answer them. You on the other hand, I have no respect for and simply don’t trust to be able to read and not twist words.

I thought this appropriate for yet ANOTHER thread on this topic!

You fail continually and somehow tell yourself to be correct all of the time. The terms “willfully ignorant” have never been more aptly applied. Glad to see you lack the skills to defend your position.

[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]kneedragger79 wrote:
And you are trying to remain objectively neutral by not placing an American in a box? I could care less but I would like your belief of the subject. For three direct posts you have yet to answer me. Is abortion a right? A ‘yes’ or ‘no’.

[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]kneedragger79 wrote:
Now you are presuming to know my personal behavior? [b]N I C E![/b] If my behavior is so predictable please make me look like am ignorant hick from the States.[/quote]

You know, it’s very offensive to Americans to characterize them as ignorant hicks.[/quote]
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If someone else elects to ask me that question, I will answer them. You on the other hand, I have no respect for and simply don’t trust to be able to read and not twist words.[/quote]