Kitty Litter in Protein Shakes?

[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:
AceDeuce wrote:
I dunno if I deserved it…but I did hit him first. Me and another roomate had some cigars to smoke and we thought it would be funny to go smoke in his room and block off any exit for the smoke (crack under door included) so basically when he came home and opened his room he was hit in the face by a big-ass cloud of smoke lol. I expected him to get me back somehow and a logical thing was to do something to my protein as im the only one in the apartment who drinks the stuff…glad I checked!

You made his room smokey, and you think putting cat litter in your protein is an equal payback for that?!

I’d find $25 bucks of his to buy more, or take out $25 worth of his stuff. Smoke clears out of a room relatively quickly, and didn’t cost him any money (or more importantly, food).[/quote]

True. But getting rid of cigar smoke is a real bitch. That will stay in the room a while.

[quote]Revo09 wrote:
True. But getting rid of cigar smoke is a real bitch. That will stay in the room a while.[/quote]

Yeah, but boo-fucking hoo.

So all your clothes smell like an ashtray for a week, that is the kind of thing that is annoying but harmless… and he can even laugh about it with people if they make comments to him.

I suppose in today’s day and age young people might be stupid enough to think that being subjected to second hand smoke once is a big cancer risk or something stupid, but the protein thing was really way out of proportion.

Just throw out the protein and call the guy an over-emotional pussy for the next decade, then you’ll be even. You know, hey, I was going to play this harmless joke on you, but then I remembered what a funless whiny bitch you are, so I figured I’d better not.

Punch him in the throat and call it even.

Mix up what is left, extra thick, and dump it in his bed, then recover it exactly as it was.

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Mix up what is left, extra thick, and dump it in his bed, then recover it exactly as it was.

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Now I think that would make them even.

Good idea.

Maybe under the mattress, and mixed with milk. Let him wonder where the smell’s coming from for the next week or so.

[quote]Addicted wrote:
evansmi wrote:
Whats your address, I will send you some protein. Just, please, dont do it!

Sweet, I need some protein too…
Sincerely,

Michael
1 Neverland Ranch
California

PS. Can I pay extra for you to deliver in person? Also, do you have any Osh-Kosh-Begosh overalls?[/quote]

LMAO, sorry, turns out i have a scheduling conflict, mind if i send my 8 yr old nephew instead? I think he has overalls.

Dump the tub out on his bed and let the cat shit and piss all over it. Multiple cats for optimal results.

[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:
Maybe under the mattress, and mixed with milk. Let him wonder where the smell’s coming from for the next week or so.[/quote]

Well, then the OP would have to deal with the smell also, since he’s his roomate. I say stick with Sully’d advice of “punch him in the throat and call it even.” except, after, rip his spine out through his asshole.

[quote]relentless2120 wrote:
I work in a pet store (one of the worst decisions of my life) and have heard many stories of some of the different types of cat litter causing cancerous tumors in cats that use the litter. So it’s probably a good idea to just toss the protien. [/quote]

I’m a veterinarian and that is the biggest bunch of crap I have ever heard. Sodium bentonite in clumping litters could THEORETICALLY cause a bowel obstruction or respiratory problems but there are no studies to prove that it causes any harm especially not cancer. Use the protein, deworm yourself, and pray the cat doesn’t have toxoplasmosis.


This is you.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
I say stick with Sully’d advice of “punch him in the throat and call it even.” except, after, rip his spine out through his asshole.
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No, because you’ll crush his windpipe and kill him…

:wink:

[quote]GaMeOvEr305 wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
I say stick with Sully’d advice of “punch him in the throat and call it even.” except, after, rip his spine out through his asshole.

No, because you’ll crush his windpipe and kill him…

:wink:
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Hey man, we’re talkin about protein here. You never read the code of hammurrabi?

[quote]vroom wrote:
Revo09 wrote:
True. But getting rid of cigar smoke is a real bitch. That will stay in the room a while.

Yeah, but boo-fucking hoo.

So all your clothes smell like an ashtray for a week, that is the kind of thing that is annoying but harmless… and he can even laugh about it with people if they make comments to him.

I suppose in today’s day and age young people might be stupid enough to think that being subjected to second hand smoke once is a big cancer risk or something stupid, but the protein thing was really way out of proportion.

Just throw out the protein and call the guy an over-emotional pussy for the next decade, then you’ll be even. You know, hey, I was going to play this harmless joke on you, but then I remembered what a funless whiny bitch you are, so I figured I’d better not.[/quote]

Sorry Vroom, but your wrong.

These things always escalate. The roomate was just nipping it in the bud.

I have been in many such contests, and it always keeps going until they decide you are willing to go farther than they are.

Give him a dry ass-fucking. That usually teaches them.

So I’ve heard.

DB

[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Sorry Vroom, but your wrong.

These things always escalate. The roomate was just nipping it in the bud.

I have been in many such contests, and it always keeps going until they decide you are willing to go farther than they are.
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I hear ya, but it’s not so cut and dried really. Sure, there are many people with no sense of proportion who are willing to be complete assholes.

However, that in itself tells you a lot about the person, and it isn’t good.

If two friends want to play harmless pranks from time to time, not worried about topping the other, just making sure it’s stupid and funny, then that can be pretty cool for many years.

Hey, remember the time X. Ahahahahaha. Yeah man, remember when we Y. Hahahahah. Too funny!

Good memories for everyone…

[quote]vroom wrote:
Hey, remember the time X. Ahahahahaha. Yeah man, remember when we Y. Hahahahah. Too funny!
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I know what your sayin’, vroom. Although, he’s saying even friends can get out of control sometimes.

Like, for instance remember the time X (When I covered your automotive vehicle with post its). Yeah man, remember when we Y (I fucked your sister and gave her herpes in your back seat, then slashed your tires!)

…its all too easy to get out of hand, vroom.

You were out of line. You disrespected his personal space, and fouled it with a nasty stench. He’ll have to wash all his clothes. I would have crapped in your protein and made you drink it in front of me.

[quote]vroom wrote:
Testy1 wrote:
Sorry Vroom, but your wrong.

These things always escalate. The roomate was just nipping it in the bud.

I have been in many such contests, and it always keeps going until they decide you are willing to go farther than they are.

I hear ya, but it’s not so cut and dried really. Sure, there are many people with no sense of proportion who are willing to be complete assholes.

However, that in itself tells you a lot about the person, and it isn’t good.

If two friends want to play harmless pranks from time to time, not worried about topping the other, just making sure it’s stupid and funny, then that can be pretty cool for many years.

Hey, remember the time X. Ahahahahaha. Yeah man, remember when we Y. Hahahahah. Too funny!

Good memories for everyone…[/quote]

Like this:

Friend 1: Do you remember that one time that your parents called and you weren’t here and I told them that you were in jail for soliciting a prostitute, but that I expected you to be home later and I’d tell you they called? That was funny.

Friend 2: Yeah, that was pretty funny, even though they still don’t believe that it didnt’ happen. But remember how I had the last laugh?

Friend 1: What do mean?

Friend 2: You know, how I told your gf at the time, what was her name?

Friend 1: Karen.

Friend 2: That’s right, Karen. Well, I told her that you were having a gay affair behind her back. Man that was funny. She started balling her eyes out.

Friend 1: That was you? You fucking asshole. I was going to ask her to marry me that weekend but she never showed up and wouldn’t return my calls.

I finally ran into her roommate who told me she never wanted to see me again and that I should go somewhere and die. That devastated me for months. I even lost the best job of my life because of the depression I fell into. I’m still seeing a shrink because of it. Fuck me!

Friend 2: Sorry, I thought you knew. She wasn’t right for you anyway. Hey, where are you going?

Friend 1 leaves room and closes bedroom door. Gunshot.

The End.

Good times, indeed.
DB

[quote]vroom wrote:
Revo09 wrote:
True. But getting rid of cigar smoke is a real bitch. That will stay in the room a while.

Yeah, but boo-fucking hoo.

So all your clothes smell like an ashtray for a week, that is the kind of thing that is annoying but harmless… and he can even laugh about it with people if they make comments to him.

I suppose in today’s day and age young people might be stupid enough to think that being subjected to second hand smoke once is a big cancer risk or something stupid, but the protein thing was really way out of proportion.

Just throw out the protein and call the guy an over-emotional pussy for the next decade, then you’ll be even. You know, hey, I was going to play this harmless joke on you, but then I remembered what a funless whiny bitch you are, so I figured I’d better not.[/quote]

I dont know. Stale cigar smoke is pretty bad and I even enjoy the smell of a cigar. But I agree, its more annoying than harmless. Either way, make sure you retaliate with an atom bomb. Spray paint his hubcaps pink.