[quote]vroom wrote:
Testy1 wrote:
Sorry Vroom, but your wrong.
These things always escalate. The roomate was just nipping it in the bud.
I have been in many such contests, and it always keeps going until they decide you are willing to go farther than they are.
I hear ya, but it’s not so cut and dried really. Sure, there are many people with no sense of proportion who are willing to be complete assholes.
However, that in itself tells you a lot about the person, and it isn’t good.
If two friends want to play harmless pranks from time to time, not worried about topping the other, just making sure it’s stupid and funny, then that can be pretty cool for many years.
Hey, remember the time X. Ahahahahaha. Yeah man, remember when we Y. Hahahahah. Too funny!
Good memories for everyone…[/quote]
Like this:
Friend 1: Do you remember that one time that your parents called and you weren’t here and I told them that you were in jail for soliciting a prostitute, but that I expected you to be home later and I’d tell you they called? That was funny.
Friend 2: Yeah, that was pretty funny, even though they still don’t believe that it didnt’ happen. But remember how I had the last laugh?
Friend 1: What do mean?
Friend 2: You know, how I told your gf at the time, what was her name?
Friend 1: Karen.
Friend 2: That’s right, Karen. Well, I told her that you were having a gay affair behind her back. Man that was funny. She started balling her eyes out.
Friend 1: That was you? You fucking asshole. I was going to ask her to marry me that weekend but she never showed up and wouldn’t return my calls.
I finally ran into her roommate who told me she never wanted to see me again and that I should go somewhere and die. That devastated me for months. I even lost the best job of my life because of the depression I fell into. I’m still seeing a shrink because of it. Fuck me!
Friend 2: Sorry, I thought you knew. She wasn’t right for you anyway. Hey, where are you going?
Friend 1 leaves room and closes bedroom door. Gunshot.
The End.
Good times, indeed.
DB