[quote]King_Me wrote:
Get yourself a Bidet They use them all over the world
http://www.cadetstuff.org/images/iace_1970_bidet.jpg
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seriously question: How the hell do you use a bidet? judging by the picture you obviously can’t shit in it.
For those that have recomended using water or a bidet, get fucked we dont have access to shit like that here in the states.What are we supposed to do waddle over to the sink with our shitty ass and splash water on ourselves untill we are clean.
To the OP, find a way to not mess yourself to much so that you dont have to wipe alot.
And baby wipes are great.
[quote]winkroar3 wrote:
I could go on all night and give you some recomendations but without a proper up close
photo I’ll have to with hold my diagnosis.[/quote]
WTF
I love how this thread showed up on the front page under the “Most Popular Pages” links…
i see more fiber and wet wipes in your future
Works for my 23 month old son…
I’m not saying you have diaper rash.
I’m not saying you don’t either…
If you use baby wipes make sure you don’t flush them!! I’d get the ones made to flush or your gonna end up with a plugged toilet! Another suggestion…witch hazel pads! Hope your problem clears up…ouch!!
Yes There’s been some concern with septic tanks too. However the pampers and huggies
are biodegradable and break down pretty quick. As for clogged toilet here in Fl. never
had that problem.
Be a man, Use your Hand, be slick take a lick, eww man your sick!
lol sorry old middle school rhyme I just remembered
+1 on the zinc oxide.
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
For those that have recomended using water or a bidet, get fucked we dont have access to shit like that here in the states.What are we supposed to do waddle over to the sink with our shitty ass and splash water on ourselves untill we are clean.
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this is the US. you can get anything you want, given you have the money
[quote]Demo Dick wrote:
With a screen name like that I wouldn’t be posting about having a sore ass. Smart asses like me tend to connect the dots.
Demo Dick[/quote]
Yeah, well your screen name seems like it could fit as the culprit.
lol
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Demo Dick wrote:
With a screen name like that I wouldn’t be posting about having a sore ass. Smart asses like me tend to connect the dots.
Demo Dick
Yeah, well your screen name seems like it could fit as the culprit.
lol
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And if we add yours into the mix…disturbing.
Demo Dick
Cortisone cream.
[quote]winkroar3 wrote:
If this is not a troll and I will have a V-8 moment if it is, baby wipes are the answer.
Even if there is no problems gets clean every time. Once you go baby wipe you never go back.[/quote]
X 10 Billion.
When I was in the military I got sick of the toilet paper/sandpaper/torture paper they supplied us with on training so I brought a pack of baby wipes with my to the pooper one day out of sheer frustration. They’re also the best thing to have at music festivals.
OP I’m thankful you made this thread because I’m experiancing the same thing. It seems to be only the days I work that it happens me though, seeing as I start at 8 in the morning and I’m lucky if I can get two or three minutes a day to get a bathroom break. Today I actually experianced quite a bit of pain.
If you have the time I find it’s best that once you get your post-breakfast poop out of the way you can have a shower and be clean as a daisy(for the next few hours at least)
Thnaks for the advice as well BBB. Would simply shaving the area work or does it have to be Veet?
OP any chance you have hemorrhoids and your wiping is aggravating them?
The wiping thing isn’t really that bad, until you shove a dulcolax suppository up your hole. Now, that’s an uncomfortable experience.
try em before you hate em.