[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
You shot turtles?
Wow. What a challenge.
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Ha, I was thinking the same thing.
I like killing because it’s fun to see things die and it makes me all excited, personally!
[quote]Rev1911 wrote:
On the way out there he told me his wife of 3 years is leaving him 'cuz being married “just isn’t fun anymore”. Needless to say, she’s an awful person anyway and he’ll be way better off w/o her.
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Of course he’s better off without her. I bet she didn’t even appreciate when he brought home smashed, gut-splattered turtle shells for her as a reminder of just how special she is. Stuck up bitch. He’ll find a special lady soon enough who shares in his love of wanton swamp turtle destruction.
[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Yeah killing stuff for no other reason than ‘it’s fun’ is just stupid.
Hunting is a combination of skill, adrenaline and challenge. If you’re not doing it for those reasons then you’re being a dick.
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Well, those jackrabbits are a real menace to the sprinkler lines. And you try hitting a jack rabbit in a full sprint with a gun that kicks like a fucking 18th century pirateship cannon from 30 yards.
I was with you up until the turtles part. Shooting at something that doesn’t have at least 1% odds of surviving just ties you with John Edwards as a gigantic douche.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
You shot turtles?
Wow. What a challenge.
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The challenge of challenges! You have no idea! Waiting 5, sometimes 10 minutes for the little guys to come up for air was EXCRUCIATING. And then that shot from 10-15ft away? I was exhausted from the stress. I was so wiped I almost didn’t make it into the gym to squat in the curl rack.
In other news, my buddy is getting a divorce. I feel bad for the guy 'cuz he’s pretty broken up about it. Did I mention we went and shot turtles?
[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Hunting is a combination of skill, adrenaline and challenge. If you’re not doing it for those reasons then you’re being a dick.
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Yeah but he never said he went hunting. He just wanted to kill nature and I guess he was pretty succesful.
It is fun, not gonna lie. Moral, probably not.
A maneater!
Wait, wait, wait. I must have breezed right over the turtle part. The OP was shooting TURTLES? They can’t even fucking move! You may as well have gone down to the Y and shot all the mongoloids lurching around for Christ’s sake. It’s dicks like you who give real hunters like me a bad name.
OP
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Wait, wait, wait. I must have breezed right over the turtle part. The OP was shooting TURTLES? They can’t even fucking move! You may as well have gone down to the Y and shot all the mongoloids lurching around for Christ’s sake.[/quote]
To be fair, they can swim quite well and the water was murky. And your suggestion is just plain silly.
You guys are making me feel bad for popping some shells. I just might never do it again.
Nah, I’ll be back up there on Saturday.
[quote]Rev1911 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
You shot turtles?
Wow. What a challenge.
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The challenge of challenges! You have no idea! Waiting 5, sometimes 10 minutes for the little guys to come up for air was EXCRUCIATING. And then that shot from 10-15ft away? I was exhausted from the stress. I was so wiped I almost didn’t make it into the gym to squat in the curl rack.
In other news, my buddy is getting a divorce. I feel bad for the guy 'cuz he’s pretty broken up about it. Did I mention we went and shot turtles?
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Baiting is an art form, bud.
You’re going to have to do better than that.
blasting bugs bunny in a full sprint after, damaging property, while going 50mph on a quad is one thing…turtles though? I can’t even imagine that being fun
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Why would you shoot turtles? They’re the sweetest things ever. I help them cross the street; literally pull over to the side of the road and put them on the other side of the road…
Just cruel.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Rev1911 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
You shot turtles?
Wow. What a challenge.
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The challenge of challenges! You have no idea! Waiting 5, sometimes 10 minutes for the little guys to come up for air was EXCRUCIATING. And then that shot from 10-15ft away? I was exhausted from the stress. I was so wiped I almost didn’t make it into the gym to squat in the curl rack.
In other news, my buddy is getting a divorce. I feel bad for the guy 'cuz he’s pretty broken up about it. Did I mention we went and shot turtles?
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Baiting is an art form, bud.
You’re going to have to do better than that.[/quote]
Gotta walk before run, right?
I wouldnt want to be friends with the OP.
I cant kill an animal… I couldnt even shoot a bird with a pellet gun when I was younger.
I will not be returning to this thread as it disgusts the shit outta me.
See what I mean?
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
My buddy had had a little too much to drink and was trying to get me to shoot his GF’s dog, but who the fuck does that?
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who cares, its just a fucking dog