there was virtual world peace, until the Kettleball makes the scene around 1900.
since then, there have been 2 world wars.
countless wars, famine, pestilence, and random violence.
the Jihaadist have taken control, and the world now lives in terror - westerners are now
dealing with diabetes, cancer, AIDS, and the aftermath of Reaganomics
the world has suffered since the the Kettleballs have made the scene.
we have to have the courage to face the facts, and stop the madness.
Kettleballs are the Devil.
I am stating this and am ready to face the peril, such as having my taxes audited, my debt scrutinized and my oil changed at SpeedeeLube. I realize that the governments are powerless to stop the monsters behind this scourge, and am putting my self up against them.
as a shield to both expose the scurrilous skluduggery and to flush our world of all their kind.
and am willing to state this to all my kindred spirits.
freinds do not let freinds use kettleballs.
may the gods have mercy on my miserable soul.