Kate Upton

[quote]JLone wrote:
This whole thread is about personal taste & Natalie Portman currently holds the #1 spot on my “Celebrity Free Pass 5.”

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Natalie Portman rates high on my list. Not sure if she gets the #1 spot but she is definitely in the top 10.

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
What people don’t like HERE is she is skinny-fat. Not remotely athletic looking. “Just” fantastic genetics, and diet – missing the third leg of the ideal body — fitness.

In particular, I find her lack of hamstrings and general back-chain development disturbing. There is a photo of her in a golf magazine with Arnold Palmer and her legs look gross — thin, yes. But oddly shaped and no muscle.

If she worked out, she’d be ideal.[/quote]

Exactly. Skinny fat and photogenic. She’s literally a month’s gym membership away from a completely different look.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]JLone wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
You all are like “Oh, I’d drive a Ferrari Enzo if someone made me, but the Bugatti Veyron is so much better”. Neither will ever be in your driveway.[/quote]
Aston Martin.

And it will be. [/quote]
I’m not a car guy can you do a motorcycle analogy so I understand?

How about cigars? lets say Kate Upton is a Padron 1926 Maduro but I already have a box of Padron 1964 anniversary series… now I’m even more confused. [/quote]

That is not an analogy, I want an Aston Martin.

A DB 7 to be exact. [/quote]

DB5 > any other Aston

[quote]Aggv wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]JLone wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
You all are like “Oh, I’d drive a Ferrari Enzo if someone made me, but the Bugatti Veyron is so much better”. Neither will ever be in your driveway.[/quote]
Aston Martin.

And it will be. [/quote]
I’m not a car guy can you do a motorcycle analogy so I understand?

How about cigars? lets say Kate Upton is a Padron 1926 Maduro but I already have a box of Padron 1964 anniversary series… now I’m even more confused. [/quote]

That is not an analogy, I want an Aston Martin.

A DB 7 to be exact. [/quote]

DB5 > any other Aston
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Yeah well, that is like the Porsche E type nostalgia…

Especially if they were red…

I guess the dividing line is whether you want a real beauty or a fuck you! car.

I am oscillating between those two poles.

[quote]orion wrote:
I guess the dividing line is whether you want a real beauty or a fuck you! car.

I am oscillating between those two poles.
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Just get both. Works with women too, right?

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
You all are like “Oh, I’d drive a Ferrari Enzo if someone made me, but the Bugatti Veyron is so much better”. Neither will ever be in your driveway.[/quote]

Sums up the majority of this site.

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
You all are like “Oh, I’d drive a Ferrari Enzo if someone made me, but the Bugatti Veyron is so much better”. Neither will ever be in your driveway.[/quote]

Post of the motherfuckin’ week. And a big /facepalm for those calling her “skinny-fat”.

Well I think the mistake made here is what a model is supposed to be

It’s not “who makes your dick the hardest” its who is not only attractive, but photographs well and more importantly, will SELL products.

A lot of fashion models and shit aren’t really that good looking, but they have a unique look and photograph well so thats their job.

otherwise porn stars would just be the go to ladies for modelling. But while gianna michaels with a mouthful of cum might get a bunch of dude frothing at the mouth for some caveman style pounding, its not going to convince women to go out and spend yonks on overpriced shit.

I like that this site will randomly give me pornstar names that I have to check out when I least suspect it.

[quote]harrypotter wrote:

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
You all are like “Oh, I’d drive a Ferrari Enzo if someone made me, but the Bugatti Veyron is so much better”. Neither will ever be in your driveway.[/quote]

Sums up the majority of this site.[/quote]

This goes to all of you on this little train here.

On a website where you dont know what the majority of the people on here look like, who they fuck or how much money they make, saying crap like this is just a self admission of being a loser but justifying it by thinking everyone else is so its ok.

There are some pretty well off people on this site, some dudes who pull serious tail(it really isnt that hard, broke fat guys can do it) and people who do drive high end sports cars. Enough with the blanket “everyone is a loser” nonsense. If you want a pity party or to insult people do it like a man in front of actual people instead of coming on to a website anonomously to vent about how everyone is a fat broke virgin so you can feel better about your own shitty lives.

[quote]Aussie Davo wrote:
Well I think the mistake made here is what a model is supposed to be

It’s not “who makes your dick the hardest” its who is not only attractive, but photographs well and more importantly, will SELL products.

A lot of fashion models and shit aren’t really that good looking, but they have a unique look and photograph well so thats their job.

otherwise porn stars would just be the go to ladies for modelling. But while gianna michaels with a mouthful of cum might get a bunch of dude frothing at the mouth for some caveman style pounding, its not going to convince women to go out and spend yonks on overpriced shit.[/quote]

Yeah, this was part of my point. Upton is cute and marketable, no she isnt a sex goddess but she has staying power and can sell which makes her a high demand model.

would bone.

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
You all are like “Oh, I’d drive a Ferrari Enzo if someone made me, but the Bugatti Veyron is so much better”. Neither will ever be in your driveway.[/quote]

Sums up the majority of this site.[/quote]

This goes to all of you on this little train here.

On a website where you dont know what the majority of the people on here look like, who they fuck or how much money they make, saying crap like this is just a self admission of being a loser but justifying it by thinking everyone else is so its ok.

There are some pretty well off people on this site, some dudes who pull serious tail(it really isnt that hard, broke fat guys can do it) and people who do drive high end sports cars. Enough with the blanket “everyone is a loser” nonsense. If you want a pity party or to insult people do it like a man in front of actual people instead of coming on to a website anonomously to vent about how everyone is a fat broke virgin so you can feel better about your own shitty lives. [/quote]

LOL. funny shit.

[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
You all are like “Oh, I’d drive a Ferrari Enzo if someone made me, but the Bugatti Veyron is so much better”. Neither will ever be in your driveway.[/quote]

Sums up the majority of this site.[/quote]

This goes to all of you on this little train here.

On a website where you dont know what the majority of the people on here look like, who they fuck or how much money they make, saying crap like this is just a self admission of being a loser but justifying it by thinking everyone else is so its ok.

There are some pretty well off people on this site, some dudes who pull serious tail(it really isnt that hard, broke fat guys can do it) and people who do drive high end sports cars. Enough with the blanket “everyone is a loser” nonsense. If you want a pity party or to insult people do it like a man in front of actual people instead of coming on to a website anonomously to vent about how everyone is a fat broke virgin so you can feel better about your own shitty lives. [/quote]

LOL. funny shit.

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Lol, I see a call out thread coming

[quote]BeefEater wrote:

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
You all are like “Oh, I’d drive a Ferrari Enzo if someone made me, but the Bugatti Veyron is so much better”. Neither will ever be in your driveway.[/quote]

Post of the motherfuckin’ week. And a big /facepalm for those calling her “skinny-fat”.[/quote]

Well she is. Your facepalm must be obstructing your view of her ass and thighs, which look like they belong on a much older woman.

Just to clarify, it’s something that could be rectified with a few weeks of regular exercise. Appearance wise, her body fat levels are fine, she just needs a little ‘strategic support’. No biggy.

Ahhhh, it looks like some feelers were hurt.

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]harrypotter wrote:

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
You all are like “Oh, I’d drive a Ferrari Enzo if someone made me, but the Bugatti Veyron is so much better”. Neither will ever be in your driveway.[/quote]

Sums up the majority of this site.[/quote]

This goes to all of you on this little train here.

On a website where you dont know what the majority of the people on here look like, who they fuck or how much money they make, saying crap like this is just a self admission of being a loser but justifying it by thinking everyone else is so its ok.

There are some pretty well off people on this site, some dudes who pull serious tail(it really isnt that hard, broke fat guys can do it) and people who do drive high end sports cars. Enough with the blanket “everyone is a loser” nonsense. If you want a pity party or to insult people do it like a man in front of actual people instead of coming on to a website anonomously to vent about how everyone is a fat broke virgin so you can feel better about your own shitty lives. [/quote]

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
Ahhhh, it looks like some feelers were hurt.[/quote]

Yeah. The comments on automobiles were uncalled for, degrading and carsist.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
Ahhhh, it looks like some feelers were hurt.[/quote]

Yeah. The comments on automobiles were uncalled for, degrading and carsist.[/quote]

The Porsche 959 is where it’s at.

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
Ahhhh, it looks like some feelers were hurt.[/quote]

Yeah. The comments on automobiles were uncalled for, degrading and carsist.[/quote]

The Porsche 959 is where it’s at.
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Awesome headlights, too thick on the rear end for my liking.