Kate Upton

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

You guys would tap this.[/quote]

DM, how the heck did you and Pat manage to get in that video with her?

PS I think she’s gorgeous and could easily overlook her midsection imperfections.

True but these chicks often need to fuck/date short/ugly/old losers to get their greencard. Gisele did somewhat better.

[quote]Waittz wrote:
I’ve seen girls on the streets in Rio that are hotter than Gisele Bunchen[/quote]

You all are like “Oh, I’d drive a Ferrari Enzo if someone made me, but the Bugatti Veyron is so much better”. Neither will ever be in your driveway.


Miley Cyrus is way hotter.

[quote]Depression Boy wrote:
True but these chicks often need to fuck/date short/ugly/old losers to get their greencard. Gisele did somewhat better.

[quote]Waittz wrote:
I’ve seen girls on the streets in Rio that are hotter than Gisele Bunchen[/quote]
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You are pretty fucking ignorant. Not everybody is begging to come to America. Also those who have the means to come here actually pay men to marry them, it actually has a robust black market economy in Orlando. Standard is 10-15k

And the standard “you jelly?” Applies as well.

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]Depression Boy wrote:
True but these chicks often need to fuck/date short/ugly/old losers to get their greencard. Gisele did somewhat better.

[quote]Waittz wrote:
I’ve seen girls on the streets in Rio that are hotter than Gisele Bunchen[/quote]
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You are pretty fucking ignorant. Not everybody is begging to come to America. Also those who have the means to come here actually pay men to marry them, it actually has a robust black market economy in Orlando. Standard is 10-15k

And the standard “you jelly?” Applies as well. [/quote]

Also you may not realize this, but millions upon millions of people in other countries actually live there and do so without moving to America in their lifetime.

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
You all are like “Oh, I’d drive a Ferrari Enzo if someone made me, but the Bugatti Veyron is so much better”. Neither will ever be in your driveway.[/quote]

LOL


Yeah, paid greencard weddings are extremely common in Cali as well. Most of said losers lack cash in addition to their other attributes. Their redeeming qualities are usually a passport and their general un-dateability with “regular” women from their home country. Not to mention the greencard diggers usually have some financial backing home…

Hey, as long as she doesn’t drag a real husband/bf/family 4 years after getting her passport, I’d say she’s a keeper.

But yeah, while not everyone’s begging to come to America or Europe… a good chunk of men and women from “certain” countries are, particularly those who come to the US or Europe as students/temporary workers.

I personally see nothing wrong with it. A population needs diversity.

[quote]Waittz wrote:

[quote]Depression Boy wrote:
True but these chicks often need to fuck/date short/ugly/old losers to get their greencard. Gisele did somewhat better.

[quote]Waittz wrote:
I’ve seen girls on the streets in Rio that are hotter than Gisele Bunchen[/quote]
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You are pretty fucking ignorant. Not everybody is begging to come to America. Also those who have the means to come here actually pay men to marry them, it actually has a robust black market economy in Orlando. Standard is 10-15k

And the standard “you jelly?” Applies as well. [/quote]

I am in love with her. I am definitely a boob man, plus she seems like a very nice girl, who is actually not the typical air-headed model. I get she doesn’t have the perfect hourglass or a lot of junk in the trunk, but she is definitely my number one and I don’t see the point in hating on her. She may not be perfect to you, but so what? She’s not hurting you. Just don’t jerk off to her if she’s not your cup of tea.

Also, shame on you guys for not posting more pics of her, or other attractive females. What is GAL coming to?

Edit: I guess that pic was not appropriate for this forum…

What people don’t like HERE is she is skinny-fat. Not remotely athletic looking. “Just” fantastic genetics, and diet – missing the third leg of the ideal body — fitness.

In particular, I find her lack of hamstrings and general back-chain development disturbing. There is a photo of her in a golf magazine with Arnold Palmer and her legs look gross — thin, yes. But oddly shaped and no muscle.

If she worked out, she’d be ideal.


Hopefully this one passes the filters

Some people say beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I would agree. If she wasn’t famous I probably wouldn’t give her a second look if she walked by. I don’t really find most blondes attractive. There are also plenty of women I find very attractive that are considered average or plain looking by most people. She probably wouldn’t give me a second look either, even if she wasn’t famous. I’m not arguing that.

I think people’s beef with her is that she is played up by the media as being some superbabe/goddess but in their eyes she is not, so it gets irritating after a while.

That said if you like her, that’s fine with me.

I think its a classic the sum is greater than its parts. Nice face, Nice boobs, Nice Eyes, seems to smile easy, long legs, no butt, and very very rich (or at least will be one day - she is a hier to the founder of Whirlpool not that makes her hotter but it certainaly doesnt hurt.) All of those things combined puts her way up the list.

21 GIFs depicting why guys like her.

[quote]bucephalus wrote:

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
You all are like “Oh, I’d drive a Ferrari Enzo if someone made me, but the Bugatti Veyron is so much better”. Neither will ever be in your driveway.[/quote]

LOL[/quote]

i like that analogy, however if i had the money and wanted to buy a hyper car I’m getting the Porsche Carrera GT. It’s not that i have anything critical to say about the other 2, but i just like the Porsche. It’s the same with Kate, would not kick her out of bed, but not on the top of my list of things ill never experience.

I always thought she was hot. As someone else said, it’s her girl-next-door good looks that get noticed. At least for me, it’s a refreshing change from some of the dolled up actresses.

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
You all are like “Oh, I’d drive a Ferrari Enzo if someone made me, but the Bugatti Veyron is so much better”. Neither will ever be in your driveway.[/quote]

Aston Martin.

And it will be.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
You all are like “Oh, I’d drive a Ferrari Enzo if someone made me, but the Bugatti Veyron is so much better”. Neither will ever be in your driveway.[/quote]
Aston Martin.

And it will be. [/quote]
I’m not a car guy can you do a motorcycle analogy so I understand?

How about cigars? lets say Kate Upton is a Padron 1926 Maduro but I already have a box of Padron 1964 anniversary series… now I’m even more confused.

This whole thread is about personal taste & Natalie Portman currently holds the #1 spot on my “Celebrity Free Pass 5.”

[quote]JLone wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]cwill1973 wrote:
You all are like “Oh, I’d drive a Ferrari Enzo if someone made me, but the Bugatti Veyron is so much better”. Neither will ever be in your driveway.[/quote]
Aston Martin.

And it will be. [/quote]
I’m not a car guy can you do a motorcycle analogy so I understand?

How about cigars? lets say Kate Upton is a Padron 1926 Maduro but I already have a box of Padron 1964 anniversary series… now I’m even more confused. [/quote]

That is not an analogy, I want an Aston Martin.

A DB 7 to be exact.