Kai Greene Gets Pranked

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[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
The funniest thing is that some of you internet-white-knights get all butthurt and feel the urge to defend poor little Kai (Maybe hoping to get a private lap dance from him, who knows).
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I think you confuse someone having an educated view of what they think is “right” or “wrong” and discussing it on an internet forum with an opportunity to attack someone’s sexual preference under the veil of calling someone a “white knight”.

I’m not “white knighting” a god damn thing. I am, however, discussing how the coward in the original post is acting like a child, and made himself look like a buffoon at the expense of another man.

Maybe I’m getting old, but if you need to publicly belittle another person, who has achieved something, to accomplish something yourself, you are a loser.

And again: I don’t agree with his life choices, but I don’t judge the man for it either. I will, on the other hand, judge the doofus “pranking” him for e-fame.

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Take your safe search off on google image search “eduardo Correa”.

Do it, I dare you.

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[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
Take your safe search off on google image search “eduardo Correa”.

Do it, I dare you.[/quote]

Who has safe search on thier google in the first place. ?? the monday night footbal crew says. Come On MAN!

V

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If a girl fucks a cucumber, and another girl watches that video on the internet, does that make the first girl a lesbian?

If a guy fucks a grape fruit, and another guy watches that video on the internet, does that make the first guy gay?

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
you didn’t get the joke? ah aite must be the longitude and latitude differential or some shit.[/quote]

I understood that you weren’t serious, but not why your post was supposed to be funny.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
Thats what he gets for doing gay porn and banging grapefruits.[/quote]

What gay porn? You must follow this guy around more than all of us.[/quote]

The first time I heard of that grapefruit thing it took me all of 30 seconds to find a video of him and a dude.

I can only assume that they really, really like each other.

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I’m not looking for videos of dudes.

I also know someone who did that through school and he isn’t gay but said that gay dudes pay more than the women for dances. That’s reality. [/quote]

http://www.musclehunks.com/kai/

NSFW[/quote]

Okay, well unless you found some video of them, it just looks like two different pictures photo shopped into one over a background. It’s Muscle Hunks, not Muscle Hunks putting it in each other’s asses.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:
The funniest thing is that some of you internet-white-knights get all butthurt and feel the urge to defend poor little Kai (Maybe hoping to get a private lap dance from him, who knows).
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I think you confuse someone having an educated view of what they think is “right” or “wrong” and discussing it on an internet forum with an opportunity to attack someone’s sexual preference under the veil of calling someone a “white knight”.

I’m not “white knighting” a god damn thing. I am, however, discussing how the coward in the original post is acting like a child, and made himself look like a buffoon at the expense of another man.

Maybe I’m getting old, but if you need to publicly belittle another person, who has achieved something, to accomplish something yourself, you are a loser.

And again: I don’t agree with his life choices, but I don’t judge the man for it either. I will, on the other hand, judge the doofus “pranking” him for e-fame.[/quote]

Well said. A bodybuilder being a stripper doesn’t shock me at all. I mean, shit, if you stand out physically, chances are someone has approached you about doing something that pays you for how you look. Hell, I had people approach me for calendars when I was still in school more than once, did one stent as a background “actor” (for 3 seconds in the shadows) in a ScarFace video because of how we looked in the gym (the casting lady came in after seeing me and my training partners through the window).

I don’t see anyone “white knighting” the fucking issue. What I see is people asking why others are LYING or making this an issue when many of the guys on stage likely did some stripping on the side once before as well.

From what I can tell, the issue seems to be because some thought he was gay…like this is still shocking in 2010.

So again, why is this an issue to some of you and why are those who call out others for LYING being told that they are “white knights”…as if homophobia is what we all should strive for.

I couldn’t care less if he actually is gay…but since he isn’t and his girl says he isn’t, why are other people lying about it and why do THEY care so much?

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So, if you actually find and verify the video of Kai doing gay porn, you are gay. But if you don’t, then you’re a jealous liar. Catch 22 anyone?

I don’t care that he banged the fruit. But I’m not going act like it was a decision of “either I bang this fruit or I starve to death” either. He made the decision, now he has to live with it the rest of his life. Just like any other celebrity or public figure.

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[quote]sam_sneed wrote:
So, if you actually find and verify the video of Kai doing gay porn, you are gay. But if you don’t, then you’re a jealous liar. Catch 22 anyone?

I don’t care that he banged the fruit. But I’m not going act like it was a decision of “either I bang this fruit or I starve to death” either. He made the decision, now he has to live with it the rest of his life. Just like any other celebrity or public figure.[/quote]

Not the issue. I used that issue about watching the video to see who had actually seen a gay porn vid. It was the easiest way to get them to admit they hadn’t.

I doubt anyone thinks he is ashamed of it or cares. the issue again is little douches who don’t lift acting like bitches on camera and all of the people acting like this is ok because he is gay whether he actually is or not.

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Kai greene aint gay. You know what bodybuilder is though? Jay cutler. He was sleeping with the judges, that was the only reason he was able to win the mr.olympia this year. Need proof hes gay? look at his haircut. raging homo.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

I stripped for a short while. [/quote]

…anything written after this is now null and void if it judges Kai negatively.

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I decided it’s overrated and beneath me…and that was after making $300 in a half hour and smacking some bride to be in the head with my dick. Your logic always comes around to finding fault with someone’s opinion based on their size or their body. I find this troubling about you. As far as you’re concerned, to have a valid opinion, you have to be a certain size or have a certain physique. Well I’m sorry, we’re not talking training, nutrition, etc. We’re talking about life choices. And you’re not graded on a curve because you’re hyoooge.

You have truly jumped the shark with this repetitive line of reasoning lately. You’ve become a size queen and size snob. Get a grip man.[/quote]

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If you are going to act like a guy with his background needs to be “pranked” on because he was a stripper, I am going to assume you have experienced being a ward of the state.

It makes little sense for people that no one wants to see naked to shout the loudest about what people should or shouldn’t do with their own bodies.

It makes even less sense for people who did the same to now talk shit about someone else who did it.[/quote]

There’s a big difference between a stint as a stripper, no matter how long or short, and engaging in simulated sex with fruit and engaging in gay porn. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD…THIS IS T NATION…NOW WE SUPPORT GAY PORN? Stop it. And frankly, for the record, I could give a flying fuck about him. BB resonates on my radar about as much as a stealth bomber on enemy radar - barely a blip. I have no interest at all in BB. My real interest lies in some jackass making a lunk alarm video. [/quote]

I thought you didn’t have anything against gay people?

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[quote]kakno wrote:
If a girl fucks a cucumber, and another girl watches that video on the internet, does that make the first girl a lesbian?

If a guy fucks a grape fruit, and another guy watches that video on the internet, does that make the first guy gay?
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No?
Yes?

hahaha it doesnt make them gay but what they did was pretty ghey.

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A woman can commit lesbian acts 10x over and not be considered gay. Watch girls in clubs, they walk around holding hands, grind on each other… women on women is normal and socially acceptable.

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[quote]therajraj wrote:
A woman can commit lesbian acts 10x over and not be considered gay. Watch girls in clubs, they walk around holding hands, grind on each other… women on women is normal and socially acceptable.[/quote]…and hot.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Remixes going thru my head…

“I like big fruit and I cannot lie”

“Baby got fruit”

“Back that fruit up, call me big daddy when you back that fruit up”

“From the windows, to the walls, till the fruit drips down my balls”

“Pop that fruit baby, pop pop pop that fruit baby, shake that fruit mama, shake shake that fruit”

“Smack dat fruit”

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LMAO X 1000

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[quote]Vegita wrote:
Whats surprising to me is that anyone is suprised by a Gay bodybuilder. Not sure if I have told this story on here or not, but my cousin was pretty into the bodybuiding scene in Miami in the 90’s. He was gay and most or many of the other bodybuilders were gay as well. I thought T-Nation was the place where I heard the story of a guy and a girl being invited to a party.

At the party there were SEVERAL top level bodybuilders and many pornstars, both male and female, and they said in nearly every room there were orgy sex acts going on including quite a bit of homosexual acts.
V [/quote]

You are correct sir.

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[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
This is awesome.

Finally a thread where all of the abrasive personalities can spar with one another.

I will observe.[/quote]

Abrasive? I resemble that comment.

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The last time I checked a prank wasn’t supposed to make someone feel better about themselves. Does everyone have a grapefruit up their butt?
The prank would have been better if he let Kai see it though.

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[quote]Rico Suave wrote:
The last time I checked a prank wasn’t supposed to make someone feel better about themselves. Does everyone have a grapefruit up their butt?
The prank would have been better if he let Kai see it though. [/quote]

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It wasn’t a prank. You don’t get Punked by having someone run away after doing something you had no knowledge of. The guy in the pic is just a bitch.

You’re right, had he had the balls to make it clear what he was doing, then maybe this could have had some humor.

He might as well have photoshopped in the grapefruit.

This attempt FAILS and people acting like it doesn’t fail as well.

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There was a late night movie I once happened upon, these two dudes had just finished in bed and the one gets all cuddly. The other was a cowboy and says “Just because I had my dick in your ass last night doesn’t mean I’m gay”.

As for this “prank” that was pulled. It was a pretty cowardly prank to not fully involve the party being pranked. If he actually had a set he would have walked up with the grapefruit in full view and asked Kai to autograph it.

And, for all of you calling for this guy to set off the lunk alarm and film it…it wouldn’t happen. He’s too much of a pussy. People would actually know what he was doing when doing it. So, the lunk alarm video will stay in the realm of big foot and Rosie O’Donnell’s vagina.

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[quote]hairygorillaguy wrote:
Kai greene aint gay. You know what bodybuilder is though? Jay cutler. He was sleeping with the judges, that was the only reason he was able to win the mr.olympia this year. Need proof hes gay? look at his haircut. raging homo. [/quote]

That is completely disrespectful, cowardly, and unnecessary. He has accomplished far more than anyone here and deserves to be treated with dignity and respect regardless of his hair choices. Now I don’t condone his choice of hair styles, but he did because he had to in order to survive and to gain attention on the Olympia stage.

LOL