Citric Acid + Dick-hole = Ouch (??)
Nothing against a little fruit love, but I’d personally choose something more pH neutral, like a cantelope
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Citric Acid + Dick-hole = Ouch (??)
Nothing against a little fruit love, but I’d personally choose something more pH neutral, like a cantelope [/quote]
I’m glad I’m not the only one that considered that particular problem.
“If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don’t call him a bridge-builder… they call him a cocksucker.” -Woody Harrelson in Play it to the Bone
Yeah, it’s a douchey move, but is anyone really surprised? Does anyone expect him to NOT get shit on because of this?
If you are willing to demean yourself by fucking fruit for money to pay for a hobby, what do you expect? This guy isn’t putting his dick in weird shit just to keep a roof over his head - he is doing it so he can pump himself up with steroids, eat pounds and pounds of meat every day, pay for his gym membership, etc… and to do all this while living a life revolving around that next workout and without worrying about a pesky, non-humiliating REGULAR job getting in the way.
A crackhead doing this to finance his addiction is a tragedy. An unemployed man struggling to keep food in his belly resorting to this is a horrible situation. A bodybuilder doing this to finance his lifestyle of lift-eat-sleep-rinse-repeat opens himself up for comedic attention.
While I agree that it is bad taste to openly mock him for it, and think the ‘prankster’ deserves an ass-kicking because he is most certainly a prick in general, I also admit that no one should be surprised that these types of actions come back to haunt Kai down the line… and I definitely believe Kai ISN’T somehow blameless in regards to the negative attention he receives from these types of actions.
The only real question is when the OP plans to lift a weight and why acting like a bitch and running away is fun for him.
[quote]anonym wrote:
If you are willing to demean yourself by fucking fruit for money to pay for a hobby, what do you expect? This guy isn’t putting his dick in weird shit just to keep a roof over his head - he is doing it so he can pump himself up with steroids, eat pounds and pounds of meat every day, pay for his gym membership, etc… and to do all this while living a life revolving around that next workout and without worrying about a pesky, non-humiliating REGULAR job getting in the way.
A crackhead doing this to finance his addiction is a tragedy. An unemployed man struggling to keep food in his belly resorting to this is a horrible situation. A bodybuilder doing this to finance his lifestyle of lift-eat-sleep-rinse-repeat opens himself up for comedic attention.
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This.
[quote]SkyNett wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
http://www.musclehunks.com/kai/
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Oh boy…
He’s a lot smaller there…[/quote]
You’re not even trying to hide your disappointment, are ya?
Maybe it was cold in there.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
The only real question is when the OP plans to lift a weight and why acting like a bitch and running away is fun for him.[/quote]
The only thing I really find surprising is that this came from a person who is enough of a fan of the sport to fly out to Vegas for the Olympia. It’s something I could see coming from a casual spectator on the street, but not someone who is heavily interested in the sport.
You’d think there would be a little more respect involved when you are that serious of a fan, if for no other reason than Kai being one of the current big names out there with promise right now (plus, from what I’ve heard on other boards, everyone who meets him says he’s a really nice guy)… but then, I guess it takes a certain kind of jackass to do that sort of thing in the first place.
What I can’t believe is how OP shakes Kai’s hand, looks him in the eye, then proceeds to pull something like this. If you think he is nothing but a grapefruit fucker fine. But don’t go out of your way to further humiliate the guy, especially in such a cowardly manner.
[quote]anonym wrote:
I guess it takes a certain kind of jackass to do that sort of thing in the first place.[/quote]
Yeah.
I just hope anyone judging him for his actions isn’t fapping to porn, particularly girl on girl, dildos, or chicks banging cucumbers or corncobs, etc…
I mean, it’s cool for some chick to bust one on a carrot stick, and a dude to masturbate into a tissue watching it, for enough money to buy an 8ball, but Kai bangs some citrus and lets try and lynch him for it.
I mean, I’m not a fan of his choice of activity to survive, but I also don’t think his past should be haunting him forever either.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]SkyNett wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
http://www.musclehunks.com/kai/
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Oh boy…
He’s a lot smaller there…[/quote]
You’re not even trying to hide your disappointment, are ya?
Maybe it was cold in there.[/quote]
Lol - touche! I meant his physique though, not his cock.
I was at the olympia as well, and I saw this douche in line waiting to get a pic and and autograph from Kai. If I had known it was a TMUSCLE person, I would have bitch slapped him. I guess just because you like the Olympia, doesn’t mean you actually lift weights.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
I guess it takes a certain kind of jackass to do that sort of thing in the first place.[/quote]
Yeah.
I just hope anyone judging him for his actions isn’t fapping to porn, particularly girl on girl, dildos, or chicks banging cucumbers or corncobs, etc…
I mean, it’s cool for some chick to bust one on a carrot stick, and a dude to masturbate into a tissue watching it, for enough money to buy an 8ball, but Kai bangs some citrus and lets try and lynch him for it.
I mean, I’m not a fan of his choice of activity to survive, but I also don’t think his past should be haunting him forever either.[/quote]
X2. Completely agreed.
[quote]SkyNett wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]SkyNett wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
http://www.musclehunks.com/kai/
[/quote]
Oh boy…
He’s a lot smaller there…[/quote]
You’re not even trying to hide your disappointment, are ya?
Maybe it was cold in there.[/quote]
Lol - touche! I meant his physique though, not his cock.
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Whoa. Me either!
j/k
In all seriousness, Kai had to do whatever he needed to survive. He wasn’t hurting anone else by selling drugs or busting heads (literally, that is) and made something of himself.
I wonder what we’d do if we were put in the same circumstance…
Sounds like a classic case of jealousy. People (especially young ones) these days think they should all be famous and rich just by merely existing. I think it just shows how little class OP has and that he got some kind of thrill out of trying to belittle someone who is physically superior and OP knows he doesn’t have the drive, ambition or ability to ever achieve the same. Haterz gonna…
[quote]Bigbakes wrote:
I was at the olympia as well, and I saw this douche in line waiting to get a pic and and autograph from Kai. If I had known it was a TMUSCLE person, I would have bitch slapped him. I guess just because you like the Olympia, doesn’t mean you actually lift weights.[/quote]
OP is from bb.com
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I mean, I’m not a fan of his choice of activity to survive…[/quote]
To “survive”??? Come on man give me a break. It’s not like Kai is/was some poor homeless dude doing weird stuff so he could get a few dollars to have his only “meal” of the day (if he even got enough money to but a full meal)
Like Anonym said:
Like [quote]anonym wrote:
“If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don’t call him a bridge-builder… they call him a cocksucker.” -Woody Harrelson in Play it to the Bone
Yeah, it’s a douchey move, but is anyone really surprised? Does anyone expect him to NOT get shit on because of this?
If you are willing to demean yourself by fucking fruit for money to pay for a hobby, what do you expect? This guy isn’t putting his dick in weird shit just to keep a roof over his head - he is doing it so he can pump himself up with steroids, eat pounds and pounds of meat every day, pay for his gym membership, etc… and to do all this while living a life revolving around that next workout and without worrying about a pesky, non-humiliating REGULAR job getting in the way.
A crackhead doing this to finance his addiction is a tragedy. An unemployed man struggling to keep food in his belly resorting to this is a horrible situation. A bodybuilder doing this to finance his lifestyle of lift-eat-sleep-rinse-repeat opens himself up for comedic attention.
While I agree that it is bad taste to openly mock him for it, and think the ‘prankster’ deserves an ass-kicking because he is most certainly a prick in general, I also admit that no one should be surprised that these types of actions come back to haunt Kai down the line… and I definitely believe Kai ISN’T somehow blameless in regards to the negative attention he receives from these types of actions.[/quote]
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]anonym wrote:
If you are willing to demean yourself by fucking fruit for money to pay for a hobby, what do you expect? This guy isn’t putting his dick in weird shit just to keep a roof over his head - he is doing it so he can pump himself up with steroids, eat pounds and pounds of meat every day, pay for his gym membership, etc… and to do all this while living a life revolving around that next workout and without worrying about a pesky, non-humiliating REGULAR job getting in the way.
A crackhead doing this to finance his addiction is a tragedy. An unemployed man struggling to keep food in his belly resorting to this is a horrible situation. A bodybuilder doing this to finance his lifestyle of lift-eat-sleep-rinse-repeat opens himself up for comedic attention.
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This.[/quote]
That.
Way to waste a perfect opportunity to learn, admire, and appreciate one of the hardest working athletes in a sport that you seem to respect and enjoy.
The fact that you chose to play around with fruit instead of asking an insightful question or even simply commending him on his tremendous level of focus, dedication, and hard work, shows what a waste of life you are.
LOL at people defending Kai. I think there are prolly better people in the sport to support than someone that resorted to gay porn and banging fruit. You really think that won’t follow a guy around forever. He can do 1000 squat rack curls to feel the bump, but he’ll always be a cocksucker to some, me included. And for crying out loud, although I do not expressly agree or condone what OP did, at least this sonbitch would have been likely to give us a fucking lunk alarm video, unlike some other people I know…