Just Lost My Virginity at 23

Not particularly i don’t know why you would ask that

@dave670, seems like you had good reasons to hold on to your virginity for that long, and also a good reason to lose it.

The younger, idiotic version of myself lost my virginity at 14 years old. Barely remember it. After that I was pretty much trying to knock the holes out of any girl rated over a 6 on my scale(which wasn’t difficult, especially after a night of drinking.)

Basically what I’m saying is I was a turd until I met my now wife. On Wednesday will be 1 year anniversary. Congrats man, just remember sometimes life sucks, but sometimes it just blows.

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I have a theory it’s actually good for your muscle gains as long as you keep it sensible. Two or three miles three times a week is about the limit that I’ve learned by experience keeps you sharper and makes you feel fitter without sapping your energy. I have no scientific or even anecdotal evidence for it beyond myself, but I don’t care.

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I read that the ideal mileage is far lower than distance runners run, more like 15 mpw - much more continuously over a long period of time actually negates the health benefits, and less is more with running if you are doing it for longevity.

I just like it. It’s a good way to clear my head and helps avoid weight gain with age far more healthily than smoking (tried that for a year - bullshit, never again)

I was raised a catholic and it kind of guilt trips you about sex. I never wanted to be a man whore but at the same time I didnt want to be one of those sanctimonious types who either marries way young just so they can fuck or remains completely inexperienced until marriage. So i chose the middle ground of losing it to someone who at least i have a connection with which seems it will last and develop into something. A good compromise, all things considered

Running is evil. You’re much better off walking or swimming - easier on the joints.

You are thinking clearly. Good job.

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Running may be evil yes, but I think this is more evil. Another reason I may emigrate

ZOMG POLITICZ

Update:

She broke it off to go pursue her career as a fashion designer in Japan, which would according to her make a relationship impossible for 3 years.

I’m not heartbroken, but it’s a nice kick in the balls before valentine’s day

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That’s an easy problem to solve. Go to grocery store at approximately 515 and stay until 630. Walk back and forth between the wine and ice cream aisle. Talk to any cute girl that picks up either of those. Initiate conversation by saying “You alone tonight, too?”

Make sure to grab condoms prior to proceeding to those two aisles.

You’re welcome.

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Do they tend to be wine and ice cream when they are alone on valentine’s day

Also, it’s too bad i work tomorrow night

Serious Question… Have you ever seen a romantic comedy?

If not, you have one day to watch them all.

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Dang Chris, you seem to be full of good ideas. Where do they keep coming from?

I have a lot of time to think.

Best romantic comedy ever: The Quiet Man with John Wayne and Maureen O’Hara.

Oh well, I’m only 23 i guess, plenty of time to get it in and hopefully get it in with someone who will stay. My life is a comedy for sure, maybe not romantic though

i wish i was a virgin, too bad you gave it up bud.

Wasn’t there a prolific poster on here who claimed to be a virgin and proud of it? Yet, was kind of a dick… maybe Walkaway or something?

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why do you wish that

Mr_Walkway

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Ya, he’s the one. That guy was using too much gear not to be getting laid.

Both him and Push suddenly disapeared. Push’s account is no longer active either.