John F. Kerry

Why Obama won’t win –

“In his years in the state senate, Obama amassed a left-liberal voting record. He cast votes in support of partial-birth abortion. He cast votes for gun control and tax hikes and expanded government health care. He was against the Iraq war, against last year’s $87 billion appropriation for reconstruction in Iraq and Afghanistan, against both Bush tax cuts. He glosses over his opposition to NAFTA and his desire to “reexamine” trade agreements while advertising his support for “globalization” in the abstract.” from the Weekly Standard.

"His voting record certainly displays the ideology characteristic of an indulgent liberal. (Sorry, “Progressive.”) Obama favors abortion, socialized medicine, and Affirmative Action. Obama sponsored a bill in the Illinois legislature requiring local police departments in Illinois to record the race of anyone stopped for questioning so that the data can be used to track the occurrence of racial profiling. He opposes a $2,000 tax credit for retirement and has voted against private gun ownership, mandatory sentencing and the death penalty. During his tenure as a legislator, he abstained from voting about an abortion parental notification bill and on legislation that would keep pornographic video stores and strip clubs from within 1,000 feet of schools and churches. He has also voted against laws requiring students to complete suspensions before being transferred to other school districts. He abstained from legislation requiring adult prosecution for students who fire guns on school grounds. He opposed legislation making it a criminal offense for accused gang members to associate with known gang members.

Ironically, Obama is the candidate of the racial segregationist. It is not because segregationists want him to be a Senator. It is because he is classified African-American using the standards of racial segregationists.

Obama is called [and calls himself] an African?American. However, Obama is half-white. His father, who was black, abandoned him and his mother when he was about two years old. He lived with his white mother and white grandparents.

Considering a mixed race individual an African-American is a typical liberal practice. They routinely refer to anyone who is partially black as black. Tiger Woods, Halle Berry and Mariah Carey are all mixed race celebrities regularly referred to by the liberal media as black. Tiger Woods has had the gall to complain about this. (With good reason; his mother is Asian.)

Ironically, this custom by liberals and Democrats of referring to partially black people as black is simply a reiteration of the old racist, Jim Crow, “one-eighth law.” In racist locales, such as segregation-era Louisiana, people with as little as one-eighth African-American ancestry were classified as black. This classification led to dramatic curtailments of freedom. In Missouri and Mississippi, “The marriage of a white person with a negro or mulatto or person who shall have one-eighth or more of negro blood, shall be unlawful and void.” Obama is black only by the standards of white segregationists.

By insisting that mixed-race individuals be considered black, Democrats – the party of the unreconstructed South – are displaying their segregationist roots." from the Free Republic.

So you would like him POX. You two have a lot in common: he’s a progressive (a.k.a. wrong) on most of the most important issues of the day, and he sounds like he has some problems with race (see above and his misrepresentations of his own Muslim heritage).

He wouldn’t be elected to the drain commission in my state, or in the South, or in most of the Midwest. I’ll help you guys out. If you want to win elections, stop putting up democrats with a voting record. It only hurts them when they try to go national.

[quote]Al Shades wrote:
Joe Weider wrote:
Alvin, go away

Allerious, not ‘Alvin’. Perhaps I’ll be more tempted to leave when you start addressing me correctly. It would not hurt to use the title of ‘Emperor’ before stating my full name:

Emperor Allerious Shades: The first and Only
[/quote]

So your parents must have had some insight, they combined the name Al, with Delirious and came up with Allerious. Thats pretty sweet, your parents are sooo smart.

V

Speaking of JFK,

Tuesday, May 10th, 2005
100 Days

Today marks 100 days since John Kerry promised, on national TV ( Polipundit.com - Portal Berita Terkini ), to sign form SF-180 and release his military records.

I wonder why the good senator hasn?t made good on his promise yet. Perhaps he?s having trouble getting the form ( Research Our Records | National Archives )? To help him out, you could fax him a copy of the form. It?s only 3 pages, and is available online here ( Research Our Records | National Archives ).

Here are the fax numbers for the senator?s offices:

Washington D.C. - (202) 224-8525
Boston, MA - (617) 248-3870
Springfield, MA - (413) 736-1049
Fall River, MA - (508) 677-0275

If you don?t have access to a fax machine, you can e-mail the fax by using a service like MaxEmail or eFax. Or just go to the nearest Kinko?s.

To avoid any confusion, you might include a cover letter which mentions the senator?s promise, 100 days ago, to sign form 180 and release his military records. Please be polite.

UPDATE: Kerry responds ( Decision '08: Form SF-180: Kerry Responds ). [Note: Parody response]

[quote]Vegita wrote:
So your parents must have had some insight, they combined the name Al, with Delirious and came up with Allerious. Thats pretty sweet, your parents are sooo smart. [/quote]

My parents didn’t name me and your post contains a critical logical error. ‘Al’ is the shortened form of ‘Allerious’, having been derived from its longer parent. Thus, ‘Al’ could not have been combined with anything else to form ‘Allerious’, because without ‘Allerious’, ‘Al’ does not exist. By the way, you’re one of at least a hundred people on various unrelated message boards across the internet who considers himself exceptionally witty for having established a connection between the words, 'Allerious" and ‘delirious’. Congratulations. If you don’t believe me, just do a Google search. There is nothing that you or anyone else can say about me that I have not already heard dozens of times. All insults lose their impact over time, and some don’t even make one to begin with.

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Al Shades wrote:
Joe Weider wrote:
Alvin, go away

Allerious, not ‘Alvin’. Perhaps I’ll be more tempted to leave when you start addressing me correctly. It would not hurt to use the title of ‘Emperor’ before stating my full name:

Emperor Allerious Shades: The first and Only

So your parents must have had some insight, they combined the name Al, with Delirious and came up with Allerious. Thats pretty sweet, your parents are sooo smart.

V[/quote]

This thread is just goofy now.

[quote]Right Side Up wrote:
Vegita wrote:
Al Shades wrote:
Joe Weider wrote:
Alvin, go away

Allerious, not ‘Alvin’. Perhaps I’ll be more tempted to leave when you start addressing me correctly. It would not hurt to use the title of ‘Emperor’ before stating my full name:

Emperor Allerious Shades: The first and Only

So your parents must have had some insight, they combined the name Al, with Delirious and came up with Allerious. Thats pretty sweet, your parents are sooo smart.

V

This thread is just goofy now.[/quote]

no shit, huh?
Happens every time Alvin shows up.

Little Al wrote:

“My parents didn’t name me”

Getting named by your parents is such an “organized” principle.

Al pissed on his orphanage floor leader every time she called him by his given name: Gordon Ernest Waxtitler.

Finally, she decided, “You can be Al. Just stop pissing on me.”

That was a huge turning point in young Gordon’s life.

He’s trying to piss on all of us until we admit that anarchy should reign!!!

JeffR

[quote]100meters wrote:

Well, at least you admit that bush doesn’t give a shit about americans, that’s why I didn’t vote for him as I mentioned, and actually I think he’s polling bad because he’s not doing what he campaigned on—actually the opposite, again no suprise–the key is piss on the voters for 3 years and then spend 1 year terrifying them with lies and the consequences of their own blundering, insert a dash of gay phobia, and they should keep winning.

Oh wait, your front runner now is Bill “nutjob” Frist? or Rick “mandog” Santorum? oh, then Hillary’s gonna win. But don’t worry Jeff, I’m sure Paris Hilton will get a few more tax breaks from the S.S. trust fund before that happens—I know you’re scared to death of what will happen to America’s hardest workers, the children of the ridiculously wealthy. I can’t wait to work even harder to pay off the loans for all of those taxcuts, because for the 6 million jobs it created it was worth it! What? It didn’t create jobs like Bush said? Damn you Bush! You got me again! One thing’s for sure with Bush’s track record and deft skills at Arbusto Energy and Harken, I’m sure we’ll be fine, I mean he’ll be fine, we’re screwed, but he’ll be fine.[/quote]

I think it’s great that retards like you will be voting in 2008. This virtualy locks up a conservative win.

[quote]Al Shades wrote:
Vegita wrote:
So your parents must have had some insight, they combined the name Al, with Delirious and came up with Allerious. Thats pretty sweet, your parents are sooo smart.

My parents didn’t name me and your post contains a critical logical error. ‘Al’ is the shortened form of ‘Allerious’, having been derived from its longer parent. Thus, ‘Al’ could not have been combined with anything else to form ‘Allerious’, because without ‘Allerious’, ‘Al’ does not exist. By the way, you’re one of at least a hundred people on various unrelated message boards across the internet who considers himself exceptionally witty for having established a connection between the words, 'Allerious" and ‘delirious’. Congratulations. If you don’t believe me, just do a Google search. There is nothing that you or anyone else can say about me that I have not already heard dozens of times. All insults lose their impact over time, and some don’t even make one to begin with. [/quote]

Ummmmm, I was attempting to make a funny there Al, I didn’t really stop to comprehend the possibilities of your childhood and how your name came to pass. You see my post could be funny all on it’s own, without all that logic you tried to put into it. And see it wasn’t even supposed to really be funny to you, allthough if you had any sense of humor at all and possibly a little humility, you might have even cracked a smile.

But forgive me for attempting to inject humor into anyones life, we all know how bad laughing and smiling is, why it’s almost as bad as that testosterone stuff.

V

Jokes based on logical impossibilities aren’t funny, they’re stupid. Do you really expect me to crack a smile at something I’ve heard hundreds of times before? Apparently you missed the point of my post. It was that your joke sucked.

[quote]Al Shades wrote:
Jokes based on logical impossibilities aren’t funny, they’re stupid. Do you really expect me to crack a smile at something I’ve heard hundreds of times before? Apparently you missed the point of my post. It was that your joke sucked.[/quote]

Owned.

[quote]Moriarty wrote:
Al Shades wrote:
Jokes based on logical impossibilities aren’t funny, they’re stupid. Do you really expect me to crack a smile at something I’ve heard hundreds of times before? Apparently you missed the point of my post. It was that your joke sucked.

Owned.[/quote]

If all it takes to “own” someone is saying stupid shit about them, then I guess I own 100Meters, Al, Professor X and you.
Because I’ve made fun of all of you in the recent past.

Well, there are a few additional criteria there Joe…

[quote]vroom wrote:
Well, there are a few additional criteria there Joe…[/quote]

That’s my point, vroom.
Alvin said something stupid and Moriarty says “owned”.

There should be additional critera, but apparently Moriarty doesn’t see it thusly.

[quote]Joe Weider wrote:
Alvin said something stupid and Moriarty says “owned”.

There should be additional critera, but apparently Moriarty doesn’t see it thusly.
[/quote]

This isn’t the first time I’ve seen Morty following Little Al around like a puppy dog.

What freakin color is your nose right now Morty? I’m thinking brown.

This thread got real stupid a few pages ago. I hope no other discussion gets turned into this because I lose interest faster than Micheal Jackson at Hooters.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen Morty following Little Al around like a puppy dog.

What freakin color is your nose right now Morty? I’m thinking brown.[/quote]

seems like a guy could pick a better idol than a 130 pound little dumbass punk who needs nothing so much as to get his ass handed to him.