[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]Beast Status wrote:
They aired 2 episodes to premier the show i believe. It was 2 hours straight of fist pumpin like champs, lip glossin, juiced up, fake tanned rediculousness.[/quote]
I do believe there was some vibin’ going on as well.[/quote]
oh for sure. Im just having a hard time understanding, while being followed by cameras 24/7, they still find secrecy to shoot juice, blow lines and drop date rape drugs into un-suspecting “broads” drinks.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I’m sorry dude, but I’ve seen no positive aspects of New Jersey. But I’m sure not all of you are guido douchebags. I don’t mind the dumb sluts, but they take it to a new level.
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That’s grimy Wol.
NJ is no better or worse than any other place. We have shows like this about us, you folks in NC have movies like Deliverance made about you.
Don’t knock the place.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I’m sorry dude, but I’ve seen no positive aspects of New Jersey. But I’m sure not all of you are guido douchebags. I don’t mind the dumb sluts, but they take it to a new level.
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That’s grimy Wol.
NJ is no better or worse than any other place. We have shows like this about us, you folks in NC have movies like Deliverance made about you.
Don’t knock the place.[/quote]
Ok, if I ever go to Jersey, I’ll apologize to you face to face. And you’ll find me some Guido broads to bang and I’ll make them squeel like a pig.
What night is the next ep?
thursday night, just enough time to get jacked and tan, and practice those fist pumps.
[quote]dshroy wrote:
thursday night, just enough time to get jacked and tan, and practice those fist pumps.[/quote]
yyyaaaasss!!!
TOMORROW!
I’m from South Jersey, and all the stereotypes here (about the shore and guidos) are from North Jersey. It’s all New York people. Italians? Obviously New York.
Also, those girls with the heavy tans are unbelievably gross. Snooki and the Jwow girl… I don’t even know what to say haha.
that is true. i’m from south philly, and the over the top guidoness was mainly north jersey. I say mainly because the vinny type guido, which is not over the top, is all over jersey and philly . Unfortunately I slightly fell in that category, but that stopped about 9 years ago, before i became self-aware of it. although i did wear a velour sweatsuit last week. Damn it!
[quote]nz6stringaxe wrote:
I’m from South Jersey, and all the stereotypes here (about the shore and guidos) are from North Jersey. It’s all New York people. Italians? Obviously New York.
Also, those girls with the heavy tans are unbelievably gross. Snooki and the Jwow girl… I don’t even know what to say haha.[/quote]
Oh yeah, can’t stand the tans, i mean look at her body she looks 18 and hot(JWOW, not snooki), look at her face and you can’t tell if that really is a face or a really dark vagina
[quote]dshroy wrote:
[quote]nz6stringaxe wrote:
I’m from South Jersey, and all the stereotypes here (about the shore and guidos) are from North Jersey. It’s all New York people. Italians? Obviously New York.
Also, those girls with the heavy tans are unbelievably gross. Snooki and the Jwow girl… I don’t even know what to say haha.[/quote]
Oh yeah, can’t stand the tans, i mean look at her body she looks 18 and hot(JWOW, not snooki), look at her face and you can’t tell if that really is a face or a really dark vagina[/quote]
Jwoww is hot,if I was any of the other guys Id probably pick her over Sam. (Pauly D knows what im seeing) Oh and Snookie? -GAG- Yes,they seem like massive douche but I think if you get them out of their elements they would be pretty cool to hang out with. The Situation is unintentionally the funniest cast member on the show but Ronnie is the man.
holy shit that was hilarious. Watching 2nd episode right now, where “jwow” leaves the club early… “I felt like leaving the club because I wanted ham and water… ham”
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
holy shit that was hilarious. Watching 2nd episode right now, where “jwow” leaves the club early… “I felt like leaving the club because I wanted ham and water… ham”
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Is that code word for Penis or did she really want Ham??
I watched both episodes and I have to ask, is this supposed to be a parody?
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
holy shit that was hilarious. Watching 2nd episode right now, where “jwow” leaves the club early… “I felt like leaving the club because I wanted ham and water… ham”
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Is that code word for Penis or did she really want Ham??[/quote]
Lol, dude she said that on camera with a bottle of water in one hand and a big package of deli selects ham in the other. She left the club because she didn’t want to cheat on her boyfriend… this was AFTER she had already kissed/grinded on Pauly D, not that you know who that is unless you’ve been watching.
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
holy shit that was hilarious. Watching 2nd episode right now, where “jwow” leaves the club early… “I felt like leaving the club because I wanted ham and water… ham”
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Is that code word for Penis or did she really want Ham??[/quote]
Lol, dude she said that on camera with a bottle of water in one hand and a big package of deli selects ham in the other. She left the club because she didn’t want to cheat on her boyfriend… this was AFTER she had already kissed/grinded on Pauly D, not that you know who that is unless you’ve been watching.
Jersey Shore’s Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown - TV - Vulture [/quote]
Classy ladies. I hope I NEVER have a daughter.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]PB Andy wrote:
holy shit that was hilarious. Watching 2nd episode right now, where “jwow” leaves the club early… “I felt like leaving the club because I wanted ham and water… ham”
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Is that code word for Penis or did she really want Ham??[/quote]
Lol, dude she said that on camera with a bottle of water in one hand and a big package of deli selects ham in the other. She left the club because she didn’t want to cheat on her boyfriend… this was AFTER she had already kissed/grinded on Pauly D, not that you know who that is unless you’ve been watching.
Jersey Shore’s Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown - TV - Vulture [/quote]
Classy ladies. I hope I NEVER have a daughter.[/quote]
On that note did you catch the one girl say “sorry mom” to the camera when she hopped into bed with ronnie
[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Just watche it there and it’s the dogs bollocks.
Gotta love those sweet wee guido slutto birds especially the one who has a face like a blind cobblers thumb but huge norks!
One of the birds takes a punch to the coupon in the next ep. Mental,[/quote]
Wow. It’s like you guys are on a whole different level of swearing over there.
still gotta ask how any of you who watched this show decided to watch this over Sunny in Philadelphia and The League … regardless of how “train wreck” funny Jersey Shore might (haven’t watched it) be, the two shows it’s up against are legitimately funny AND Sunny IS MEANT TO BE satirical…
[quote]polo77j wrote:
still gotta ask how any of you who watched this show decided to watch this over Sunny in Philadelphia and The League … regardless of how “train wreck” funny Jersey Shore might (haven’t watched it) be, the two shows it’s up against are legitimately funny AND Sunny IS MEANT TO BE satirical…[/quote]
easy, they aired it twice, so i actualy watched all 3 last night