Jersey Shore Premier

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[quote]meangenes wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I saw parts of it and wanted to burn my television. If there were two places I’d destroy, it would be New Jersey and Boston.

I’m sure it will be a hit show and set back Guidos for years…[/quote]

Hey fuck you Wol.

Anyway, I agree with you. I couldn’t stand to watch this bullshit. But wait, I am from Jersey… South Jersey that is.

http://www.mtv.com/videos/jersey-shore-ep-1-a-new-family/1627105/playlist.jhtml

Why is “The Shituations” neck so thin?[/quote]

I’m sorry dude, but I’ve seen no positive aspects of New Jersey. But I’m sure not all of you are guido douchebags. I don’t mind the dumb sluts, but they take it to a new level.

And Boston…Fuck Boston.

Also, in one of the clips, a guy actually punched a woman to the face. Not a slap. Not a shove. Not a nudge. A fucking punch! He punched her at the bar. That was terrible. And because of that, this show will probably become a hit.

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the situtation looks so weird he’s all biceps. everyother part of his physique is tiny. he’s like the leader of the curl monkeys

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I saw parts of it and wanted to burn my television. If there were two places I’d destroy, it would be New Jersey and Boston.

I’m sure it will be a hit show and set back Guidos for years…[/quote]
Lol, whats wrong with Boston?

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[quote]AddictedtoIron wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I saw parts of it and wanted to burn my television. If there were two places I’d destroy, it would be New Jersey and Boston.

I’m sure it will be a hit show and set back Guidos for years…[/quote]
Lol, whats wrong with Boston?[/quote]

he’s black.

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[quote]hachi wrote:
the situtation looks so weird he’s all biceps. everyother part of his physique is tiny. he’s like the leader of the curl monkeys[/quote]

LOL. I thought this too… He’s all beach muscle. If he brought up his back, traps (and presumably legs) he’d probably be a big motherfucker.

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The show is absolutely retarded but funny as hell. Vinny is my fave for surre

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[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Just watche it there and it’s the dogs bollocks.

Gotta love those sweet wee guido slutto birds especially the one who has a face like a blind cobblers thumb but huge norks!

One of the birds takes a punch to the coupon in the next ep. Mental,[/quote]

what the fuck are you saying?

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[quote]The Greek wrote:

[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Just watche it there and it’s the dogs bollocks.

Gotta love those sweet wee guido slutto birds especially the one who has a face like a blind cobblers thumb but huge norks!

One of the birds takes a punch to the coupon in the next ep. Mental,[/quote]

what the fuck are you saying?[/quote]

No idea, but I found it hilarious.

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[quote]Rico Suave wrote:
Vinny is my fave for surre[/quote]

fuckin I’ll dance with anyone… old women… fat girls…

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This show is epic hilarity.

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[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:

[quote]Rico Suave wrote:
Vinny is my fave for surre[/quote]

fuckin I’ll dance with anyone… old women… fat girls…[/quote]

Until you shove your face in some fat bitch’s crotch and get pink eye.

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Vinny is the only somewhat non douchebag, lol the situation’s neck is so unproportional to his upperbody he is definitely a squat rack curler.

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Im interested in seeing this…anyone know a site where i can dl it? Preferably non-torrent if thats possible, im horrible with computers.

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[quote]Rookie21 wrote:
Im interested in seeing this…anyone know a site where i can dl it? Preferably non-torrent if thats possible, im horrible with computers.[/quote]

someone has already put the episodes on youtube.

but they are in 10min segments so you’ll just have to keep clicking on the next part

here is 1/3

edit*** ok now i’m pissed. i was going to link him to a youtube rickroll, but now that they embed videos you can see a clip from it. fml

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[quote]viveDel781 wrote:

[quote]AddictedtoIron wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I saw parts of it and wanted to burn my television. If there were two places I’d destroy, it would be New Jersey and Boston.

I’m sure it will be a hit show and set back Guidos for years…[/quote]
Lol, whats wrong with Boston?[/quote]

he’s black. [/quote]

^lol^ def not an abundance in South Boston

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I wasn’t interested in watching… but then I heard there was a guy who called himself “The Situation”… so I watched.

I’ll dvr it, just to see why the girl gets punched in the face (preview was in the last few seconds of the show).

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[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
edit*** ok now i’m pissed. i was going to link him to a youtube rickroll, but now that they embed videos you can see a clip from it. fml[/quote]

hahhahahahahh

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I just watched the first 2 eps on mtv.com…although they keep showing clips of one of the guys getting in a fight with another guy but it never comes up. How many episodes are there so far?

This show is pretty funny, and makes me sad at the same time…and by sad I mean it makes me feel so much better about myself.

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They aired 2 episodes to premier the show i believe. It was 2 hours straight of fist pumpin like champs, lip glossin, juiced up, fake tanned rediculousness.

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[quote]Beast Status wrote:
They aired 2 episodes to premier the show i believe. It was 2 hours straight of fist pumpin like champs, lip glossin, juiced up, fake tanned rediculousness.[/quote]

I do believe there was some vibin’ going on as well.