Jersey Shore Plumber

[quote]gregron wrote:
spill the beans wideguy… whats up with that place? Any info/run down you can give about the JS cast and house?[/quote]

X2, Are Sammy’s thighs as perfect as I believe them to be? Does Ron really cry that much lol.

Less drama, more shenanigans I say.

The house was disgusting,dog shit,trash bags on the floor here and there, dirty clothes, plates, glasses, old food ya know the kinda shit hole that you would expect a bunch of retards like the Jersey shore cast to be living in if you actually knew what they where really like. They have no talent (uhh Pauly D is a dj so I guess that counts…) skill, or anything that would remotely make them worthy of the kind of fame or wealth they have gotten. Basically they do nothing but party (yup PARTY) and lay around all day waiting to wake up and get FTD in their filthy house (ironic someone would spend that much time getting all purdy’d up while living in such filth and stench).

They were all very polite to me, really had not interest in talking to them as I find them kinda retarded. Soo I basically just wanted to see myself on tv and happened to be in pretty close to the best shape of my life at the time so when the chance to get on presented itself I said “sure”. The guys are all short and WAAAY smaller then they look on tv. Listening to situation speak is even more painful in real life then watching on tv. Ron does cry that much. Sammy and Jwow are the only good looking ones on the show (sure you all coulda figured that out).

That’s about it, kinda cool to see myself on tv and the number of people calling and texting me or just walking up to me everytime I am out is RIDICULOUS. LOL “I saw you on MTV you looked soo HOT!”.

Sean thats really cute I love you too. BTW I will not let anyone know your real identity is Clark Kent, the secret is safe with me.

Hey since this is my thread I would like to cast a quick Poll. Whoever thinks Sean is a cunt say CUNT.

I will start.

CUNT :slight_smile:

Oh yeah and it was a guinea tee that was flushed down the toilet and it was one of the guys size small.

Is what they flushed down the toilet called a guinea tee? They kept bleeping it out so I couldn’t figure out what they were calling it.

Yup.

Hey cunt, upon further investigation I see the issue with your hating on me would appear that you are likely to be built like one of the little bitch boys on the Jersey Shore. At 5’9 and 175 it’s no wonder you are “wanting more then you have”.

Yeah ironic once again how morally fucked the entire show is but they had to bleep out guinea tee. Guess you gotta draw the line somewhere.

Wideguy, just how skinny is the situations neck in real life?Im interested to know how such a thing would actually hold up someones head.