[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
is he from Boston?[/quote]
No, Sterling.
His unenthusiasm is contagious.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Mocha Fudge Cinnamon Starbucks coffee drinks and for making them suddenly realize how weak their boyfriends look".[/quote]
They still have that on the menu? Wow my wife will be happy…
[quote]Vash wrote:
Oh my God, he sounds like Chris Farley selling brake pads in Tommy Boy.[/quote]
For comparison:
Actually, his grunts are reminiscent of the sound bites from the original NES version of Double Dragon.
And I bet the few lines he had in the commercial with his vacant facial expressions were the same throughout the director’s 147 frustrated takes attempting to elicit a different response from Jay.
Thanks for the comedy.
[quote]DickBag wrote:
maybe he just didnt really feel comfortable saying all that cheesey shit on camera about powertch.
that could explain the bad acting.
its hilarious though[/quote]
Yeah, that’s why actors get PAID to ACT. Cutler won’t have to worry about too many call backs from Spielberg.
It isn’t like everyone in a Burger King commercial actually smiles and laughs that much while forcing down a Whopper.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Djwlfpack wrote:
Professor X wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
The writing was on the wall even back in '93. He seems really enthused… and starts each sentence with, “Uhh…”.
Watch this:
Did EVERYONE wear a fannypack in the 90s? His looks like it may be made of leather. Do they make leather fannypacks? I’m going to go eat some tacos now. BYE!
I had a leather one in junior high. I rarely wore the thing, but it did exist. I only wore it when I went to the local amusement park back then (AstroWorld) so no one would steal my shit out of my pockets and none would fall from a roller coaster.
That’s going to be a 1-point deduction from your street cred, sir.
It had Public Enemy stitched on the front so I get at least .5 points back.
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Duly noted.
PE still has one of the best logos of all-time.
[quote]meangenes wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
is he from Boston?
No, Sterling.[/quote]
i wasnt sure where that was at first. but now that ive found out, everything makes perfect sense. its not that he’s a terrible actor or lacks enthusiasm the guy is just from Mass. its pretty common for a lot of people here to start sentences with “uhh” im suprised he didnt say “yah” or “nah kid/dude/guy”. im sure other people from MA will understand what im talking about and even people whove visited before. yeah hes just from the northeast thats all.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Professor X wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
The writing was on the wall even back in '93. He seems really enthused… and starts each sentence with, “Uhh…”.
Watch this:
Did EVERYONE wear a fannypack in the 90s? His looks like it may be made of leather. Do they make leather fannypacks? I’m going to go eat some tacos now. BYE!
I had a leather one in junior high. I rarely wore the thing, but it did exist. I only wore it when I went to the local amusement park back then (AstroWorld) so no one would steal my shit out of my pockets and none would fall from a roller coaster.
That was pretty funny.Prof, I don’t know if you’re still around the H, but you know that got rid of Astroworld Right? How gay is that?[/quote]
About as gay as a leather fannypack with Public Enemy stitched on it in a futile attempt to make it cool.
[quote]DickBag wrote:
maybe he just didnt really feel comfortable saying all that cheesey shit on camera about powertch.
that could explain the bad acting.
its hilarious though[/quote]
That’s what I was thinking, too.
Not saying he isn’t a pretty bland dude, in general (I own some of his DVD’s), but I’m not sure how sincere I would be able to come off saying some of the goofy shit he did.
Still funny, but in kind of a painful-to-watch way (since he comes off as a good enough guy in his DVD’s).
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
WhiteFlash wrote:
Professor X wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
The writing was on the wall even back in '93. He seems really enthused… and starts each sentence with, “Uhh…”.
Watch this:
Did EVERYONE wear a fannypack in the 90s? His looks like it may be made of leather. Do they make leather fannypacks? I’m going to go eat some tacos now. BYE!
I had a leather one in junior high. I rarely wore the thing, but it did exist. I only wore it when I went to the local amusement park back then (AstroWorld) so no one would steal my shit out of my pockets and none would fall from a roller coaster.
That was pretty funny.Prof, I don’t know if you’re still around the H, but you know that got rid of Astroworld Right? How gay is that?
About as gay as a leather fannypack with Public Enemy stitched on it in a futile attempt to make it cool.[/quote]
Dude, in the early 90’s, that was…ok, so it wasn’t…but who cares because I never had my shit stolen at an amusement park.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
meangenes wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
is he from Boston?
No, Sterling.
i wasnt sure where that was at first. but now that ive found out, everything makes perfect sense. its not that he’s a terrible actor or lacks enthusiasm the guy is just from Mass. its pretty common for a lot of people here to start sentences with “uhh” im suprised he didnt say “yah” or “nah kid/dude/guy”. im sure other people from MA will understand what im talking about and even people whove visited before. yeah hes just from the northeast thats all.[/quote]
“These machines are wicked good.”
Wait a minute, hasn’t it occured to anyone that staring blankly and talking in a creepy monotone is exactly what the commercial called for?
I mean he’s not selling skin cream here, it’s for fucking weight lifters.
Bottom line: Jay Cutler may be the greatest actor of all time.