Jay Cutler's a Natural Actor!!!

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[quote]UtahLama wrote:
Wimpy wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
The writing was on the wall even back in '93. He seems really enthused… and starts each sentence with, “Uhh…”.

Watch this:

It’s fortunate for Jay that oratory isn’t a part of competitive bodybuilding.

Umm it that was the case…contests for the past 15 years might have been quite a bit different.

haha[/quote]

True. I have to give him some credit though. He was already large at the time of that video and he still added about 70 pounds of lean mass in the next ten years. Sure the guy was probably a living pharmacy but I still admire his dedication.

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That has got to be the all around worst commercial I’ve ever seen.

LOL at “I’m Jay Cutler for powertec. You gonna get raped.”

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Watching Jay Cutler grunt along with words like ‘Awesome’ and ‘Sick’ does not make me want to purchase things.

I want to hear him read poetry. Dylan Thomas, perhaps.

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Watching Jay Cutler grunt along with words like ‘Awesome’ and ‘Sick’ does not make me want to purchase things.

I want to hear him read poetry. Dylan Thomas, perhaps.[/quote]

They said it’s a cure for insomnia, but then you end up having nightmares about a world where everyone suffers from voice emodulation.

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WOW! They could not have had some one beside him to at least try to sell it. whew! Personality by bass. I sorta feel sorry for his wife.

Train with leverage. That is going to be my take away from the video. What is the payout on that for him do you think?

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[quote]RWElder0 wrote:
What is the payout on that for him do you think?[/quote]

A scratch behind the ear, a treat, and a “good boy!”.

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[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
RWElder0 wrote:
What is the payout on that for him do you think?

A scratch behind the ear, a treat, and a “good boy!”.

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LOL!!

Hey, wait a minute! You owe an apology to dogs worldwide!

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
RWElder0 wrote:
What is the payout on that for him do you think?

A scratch behind the ear, a treat, and a “good boy!”.

LOL!!

Hey, wait a minute! You owe an apology to dogs worldwide!

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yes we do them an apology - my dog has way more personality.

Actually that is a good idea. Put a dog and a baby in that commercial with Jay and I bet you sell some benches.

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Gunter Schlierkamp in BeerFest if you missed him the first time. 2:39

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
The writing was on the wall even back in '93. He seems really enthused… and starts each sentence with, “Uhh…”.

Watch this:
- YouTube [/quote]

Did EVERYONE wear a fannypack in the 90s? His looks like it may be made of leather. Do they make leather fannypacks? I’m going to go eat some tacos now. BYE!

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[quote]skaz05 wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
The writing was on the wall even back in '93. He seems really enthused… and starts each sentence with, “Uhh…”.

Watch this:

Did EVERYONE wear a fannypack in the 90s? His looks like it may be made of leather. Do they make leather fannypacks? I’m going to go eat some tacos now. BYE![/quote]

I had a leather one in junior high. I rarely wore the thing, but it did exist. I only wore it when I went to the local amusement park back then (AstroWorld) so no one would steal my shit out of my pockets and none would fall from a roller coaster.

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is he from Boston?

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Leverage machines build muscle faster!

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[quote]AlteredState wrote:
But yes, he does have a natural affinity with the camera.
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[quote]Vash wrote:
Oh my God, he sounds like Chris Farley selling brake pads in Tommy Boy.[/quote]

Comments like this make the thread a win.

I remember seeing one of his DVD Olympia prep videos one time. He had a horrible habit of never making eye contact with the camera…I mean I know sometimes a non-actor will not directly look at the camera but at the camera man off to the left. No, I mean he would look far left, then far right, then back again.

It was painful, like watching a bloated, white Stevie Wonder.

Now Ronnie…that guy could make cheese grits exciting.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
The writing was on the wall even back in '93. He seems really enthused… and starts each sentence with, “Uhh…”.

Watch this:

Did EVERYONE wear a fannypack in the 90s? His looks like it may be made of leather. Do they make leather fannypacks? I’m going to go eat some tacos now. BYE!

I had a leather one in junior high. I rarely wore the thing, but it did exist. I only wore it when I went to the local amusement park back then (AstroWorld) so no one would steal my shit out of my pockets and none would fall from a roller coaster.[/quote]

That’s going to be a 1-point deduction from your street cred, sir.

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That has to go down as one of the worst commercials of all-time.

The company should demand their money back.

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thanks to power tec jay cutler can now successfully do 3 reps of dips with his added 225 of counterbalance using POWER TEC.

well he was struggling…i guess?

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[quote]Djwlfpack wrote:
Professor X wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
The writing was on the wall even back in '93. He seems really enthused… and starts each sentence with, “Uhh…”.

Watch this:

Did EVERYONE wear a fannypack in the 90s? His looks like it may be made of leather. Do they make leather fannypacks? I’m going to go eat some tacos now. BYE!

I had a leather one in junior high. I rarely wore the thing, but it did exist. I only wore it when I went to the local amusement park back then (AstroWorld) so no one would steal my shit out of my pockets and none would fall from a roller coaster.

That’s going to be a 1-point deduction from your street cred, sir.[/quote]

It had Public Enemy stitched on the front so I get at least .5 points back.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
The writing was on the wall even back in '93. He seems really enthused… and starts each sentence with, “Uhh…”.

Watch this:

Did EVERYONE wear a fannypack in the 90s? His looks like it may be made of leather. Do they make leather fannypacks? I’m going to go eat some tacos now. BYE!

I had a leather one in junior high. I rarely wore the thing, but it did exist. I only wore it when I went to the local amusement park back then (AstroWorld) so no one would steal my shit out of my pockets and none would fall from a roller coaster.[/quote]

That was pretty funny.Prof, I don’t know if you’re still around the H, but you know that got rid of Astroworld Right? How gay is that?

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[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Professor X wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
The writing was on the wall even back in '93. He seems really enthused… and starts each sentence with, “Uhh…”.

Watch this:

Did EVERYONE wear a fannypack in the 90s? His looks like it may be made of leather. Do they make leather fannypacks? I’m going to go eat some tacos now. BYE!

I had a leather one in junior high. I rarely wore the thing, but it did exist. I only wore it when I went to the local amusement park back then (AstroWorld) so no one would steal my shit out of my pockets and none would fall from a roller coaster.

That was pretty funny.Prof, I don’t know if you’re still around the H, but you know that got rid of Astroworld Right? How gay is that?[/quote]

Dude, that killed me. That was my first part time job when I was 15. Granted, I hated walking around in daisy dukes with the logo on them with the task of sweeping up cigarette butts and funnel cakes.

Here’s a tip: “Ladies don’t break for nerds in ho shorts carrying a broom and dust pan”.

I miss AstroWorld.