Ooh a really like that. The only problem is I’d have to summarize 30 or so articles. I guess I could do that since most of them boil down to the same principles
Saturday 4th of January
ME Lower
This was so much fun, got to train with some of my mates up at a sports-performance gym called Resistance
Mobility:
- 90-90s
- Goblet Cossack Squats
- SLRDL’s
Comp Squats:
- 20 x 10
- 40 x 5
- 60 x 1
- 70 x 1
- 80 x 1
- 90 x 1
- 100 x 1
- 110 x 1
- 115 x 1 PR should have called it here
- 120 x 0 miss
Losing the weight forwards out of the hole, need to get my upper back tighter and stronger. A steady diet of good mornings should help out
Single-Arm Walking Lunges:
- 20 x 2 x 4 per side
- 25 x 4 per side
- 30 x 4 per side
Man my glutes felt like they were about to pop they were sore pumped
Single-Leg Swiss Ball Ham Curls:
- 3 x 10
Prowler Push:
- 120 x 3 x 40m
Fuck that sucked
Pull-Ups:
- 3 x 8
- 4 + 4
Insert quote from Konstantin Konstantinos saying max out when ur feeling good and able because life’s too short not to hit yolo lifts
Westside til I die
Mate I swear on me Mum. It’s science
chains and bands for the win dude!
I hope the guy who runs my gym gets some soon, although I doubt I actually need them ![]()
Tuesday 7th of January
ME UPPER
Mobility:
- Subscap release with dowel
- Pec minor release with dowel
- Pec major manual mobilisation
CG Bench Press / Single-Arm Bottom’s-Up KB Press
- 20 x lots / 8 x 15
- 30 x lots / 8 x 15
- 40 x 5 / 8 x 15
- 50 x 5
- 60 x 5
- 70 x 5
- 80 x 4 PR
Standing DB Press
- 7.5’s x 10
- 15’s x 10, 10, 10, 9 PR
Bent-Over Rows / Band Face Pulls
- 40 x 12, 12, 12, 10 / 4 x 12
C+J to Overhead Carry: drop-turn at 20m
- 40 x 40m
- 55 x 2 x 40m
Felt smoother than last time but not smooth enough to justify progressing
Took about 1 hour 25 minutes in total
Thursday 9th of January
ME Lower
5s Eccentric Front Squats
- 20 x 5
- 30 x 5
- 40 x 5
- 50 x 5
- 60 x 5
- 65 x 5
- 70 x 5
Supersetted the first 3 sets with SLRDL’s and lateral step-ups
SSB Good Mornings, DL Stance
- 25 x 6
- 45 x 4 x 6
Pinch Carries:
- 10kg plates x 4 x 80m
Friday 10th of January
RE Upper
Oohhh boy, this was joocy
Mobility:
- Manual subscap, pec minor and lat release
- Lateral line Stretch
Warm-Up:
- A1: SA BU KB Press: 8 x 2 x 10
- A2: KB Windmill: 8 x 2 x 6
WG Bench (Pinkies on Rings)
- 20 x 10
- 40 x 10
- 50 x 10 x 10
Superset with
- Seal Rows: 40 x 6 x 10
- Full ROM NG Cable Rows: 34 x 6 x 10
High-Anchor BFPA’s / Band Tricep Push-Downs
- 4 x 25 each
Seated High-Anchor Band SA “Spider Curls”
- 2 x 20-25
I wish I had shorter names for these things
Joocy
Zyzz brah
Saturday 11th of January
DE Lower
Spent 3.5 hours in the car before gym so felt pretty out-of-whack when I got in
Warm-Up / Mobility: 2 rounds
- Spiderman Thread the Needle: 10 each side
- 90/90’s: random PAILs and RAILs, switches etc.
- Goblet Cossack Squat: some KB x 6 each side
- IL KB SLRDL: some KB x 6 each side
Comp Squat
- 20 x 5
- 40 x 2
- 50 x 2
- 60 x 2
- 65 x 8 x 2 every 45 seconds
Supersetted first 3 sets with SLRDL’s and Lateral Step Ups
Conventional Deadlift
- 85 x 8 x 1 DOH every 30 seconds
Felt explosive af
Suitcase Walking Lunges / SL Seated Hamstring Curls
- 20 x 8 x 8 change hands halfway / 34 x 5 x 8, 29 x 3 x 8
Yuck
Will do my chin ups and BPA’s later today
Monday 13th of January
ME Lower
Front Squats, 5s eccentric
- 20 x 5
- 30 x 3
- 40 x 3
- 50 x 3
- 60 x 3
- 70 x 3
- 75 x 3
- 80 x 3
Supersetted first 4 sets with lateral step-ups and SLRDL’s
SSB Good Mornings
- 22 x 8
- 42 x 6
- 52 x 6 PR
- 42 x 3 x 8 PR
Nice
Farmer’s Carries, drop-turn at 20m
- 50kg per hand x 40m
- 70kg per hand x 2 x 40m
Felt like a speed PR
Owe the lat and upper-back work
Wednesday 15th of January
ME Upper
Had some coffee for the first time in a while and felt fucking phenomenal. My ROM and shoulder stability was on point too, Jordan Shallow’s approach is amazing.
CG Bench:
- 20 x some
- 30 x 5
- 40 x 5
- 50 x 5
- 60 x 5
- 70 x 5
- 80 x 4
Fucking pissed I didn’t get this. Rushed the set
JM Press
- 30 x 3 x 6
- Bar x 13+6+5 Rest Pause immediately to
- CG Bench Bar x 15
P u m p e d
Push-Ups
- 10
- 6
- 6
- 8 w Medium Mini-Band “slingshot”
Barbell Row to Sternum / Mini-Band Bent-Over Y Raise
- 40 x 4 x 12, 1 x 15 / 5 x some
Want to blow up my traps so tried this asshole of a circuit
SGHP / KB Shrugged Farmer’s Carry
- 40 x 3 x 6 / 10’s x 3 x 80m
Holy sh*t the shrugged carries are amazing/awful. I can feel my pulse in my traps right now
All up about 80-90 minutes. Probably should have done some bicep work but I’m happy with what I got done
Jordan shallow is a pretty good guy. Awesome YouTube content
Yeah I binged all his podcasts a few months ago. I think I’ve got a decent feel for his system. I’d love to take the Pre-Script cert but if I’m being honest it’s crazy expensive
How much is it?
Too much. Overated
Amateur.
I’ve been drinking upwards of a pot a day for the last week.


