Happy Bday, dude.
Thank you!
Tuesday 8th of March
ME Lower
Speed/Power Circuit:
- SL Heel Taps: 5 x 30s
- TB Repeat Jumps: 65 x 5 x 3
- Sprints: 3 x 20m robust, 2 x 20m normal
Strength:
- SSB Squat w Heel Lift: up to 130x1, 120x1 (failed triple)
- Foam Roller Waddles: 5 x 30s
ROM emphasis so Lunge:
- 2min ea
Circuit:
- Varied plate good mornings: 10kg x 3 x 8
- BB Suitcase Side Bend: 40 x 3 x 8 ea
- Landmine Slides: Bar x 2 x 8 ea
Skip Rope
- 5min
Thursday 10th of March
DE Upper
Warm-Up:
- 10min learning to back bridge
Speed/Power Circuit:
- DB Push Press: 20s x 5 x 3
- Kneeling MB Shot Put: 4 x 5 x 2 ea
- Shoulder Stretching: 5 x 20-30s
Supported Handstand:
- 15 x 20s EMOM
Assistance:
- 3 Climbs + 1 Chin: 3 x 3
- 2-1 Kneeling LM Press: +10 x 3 x 6 (3s ecc)
Rope Pushdown:
- 40 x 15+10+10+5+4+3+3 no drop
EZ Bar Curls
- 40 x 8 x 5 EMOM
Friday 11th of March
DE Lower
MORNING SESSION
Speed/Power Circuit:
- 10+10m Duck Walk:
- 60m SA Build-Ups: 2 x L, 2 x R
- 180m Figure-8s: 1 x Surrender, 2 x SA, 1 x Normal
Figure 8 was two 15m diameter circles side-by-side
EVENING SESSION
X-4-X-0 Front Squat / Reverse Jumps
- 70 x 5 x 3 / 5 x 5 ea
Assistance:
- Ecc-Only SM Elevated Pistol Squat: Bar x 2 x 8
- 6-0-1-0 Slider Leg Curls: 3kg MB x 2 x 10
Barbell Wall-Sit
- 5min, 8 drops
Jump Rope / Pogos:
- 5min
Monday 14th of March
ME Upper
Warm-Up: 10min
- Handstand weight shifts
- Bear-dogs
- Hollow rolls
- Free handstands
Strength / Power:
- Floor press: up to 85 x 5 PR
- Drop push-Up: 3x2 off 20kg onto 3x20kg
Assistance
- BB bird-dog row: bar x 3 x 8 ea
- 5 crawls + 1 push-up: 3 x 5
Iso:
- Seated āT-poseā: 5min, 1 drop @ 3:30
Pump:
- Plate Curls: 20x25, 15x3x25, 10x35
- Strict Rope Pushdown: 40x25, 30x25, 25x25, 20x2x25
Body feels great and feeling happier with the mirror
Wednesday 16th of March
ME Lower
Warm-Up:
- Skip rope, carioca, backpedals, crossovers, build ups
Speed/Power:
- SL Heel Taps: 5 x 100-150
- TB Jumps: 42.5 x 5 x 3
- Sprint: 5 x 20m (2 robust, 3 normal)
Strength:
- TB Deadlift: Up to 182.5 x 4 PR
Missed the 5th rep
Iso:
- Long lunge: 2min ea
Assistance:
- Plate RDL: 15 x 3 x 8 various stances
- BB Suitcase Side Bends: 40 x 3 x 8
- LM Hip Shifts: +10 x 2 x 8
Pump:
- Skip rope: 5min
Friday 18th of March
DE Upper
Warm-Up:
- Mess around with back bridging: 10min
Speed/Power
- Push Press: 40 x 5 x 3
- MB Kneeling Shot Put: 4 x 5 x 2 ea
Iso:
- Handstand: 5min, 8ish drops
Assistance:
- 3 climbs + 1 chin: 3 x 3
- 2-1 Kneeling LM Press: +12.5 x 2 x 6, +15 x 6
Pump:
- EZ Curls: 32.5 x 10 x 5
- Rope Extension: 40 x 10 x 10
Saturday 19th of March
Sprints
Warm-Up:
- Backward skips, 2-1 cariocas, diagonal gallops, quick leg drills
Sprints:
- Duck walk: 4 x 10m
- 50m build: 4 sets, 2 robust 2 normal
- 30m diameter circle: 1 robust, 1nnormal each way
Sunday 20th of March
DE Lower
Warm-Up:
- Crab hold w adductor squeeze: 2min
Speed/Power:
- 04X0 front squat: 75 x 5 x 3
- Reverse jumps: 5 x 5 ea
Assistance:
- Hand-supported pistol: 2 x 8, 6s ecc only
- Hammie slides: 2 x 12 w 5kg MB
Iso:
- BB wall-sit: 5min, 4 drops (5 breath recovery)
Pump:
- Jump rope: 5min
Was able to hit quite a few consecutive crossovers comfortably
Randmon arms:
- Plate curls: 15 x 60s
- Lateral raisez: 3s x 60s
My mates were hitting arms so I joined in
Tuesday 22nd March
ME Upper
Warm-Up: 10min
- Handstand weight shifts
- Handstand āmarchesā
- Hollow rolls
- Bear-dog
Power:
- DB Bench: up to 30s x 6
- Drop Push-Up: 5 x 2 off 20kg bumper to bench
Assistance:
- 5 crawls + 1 push-up: 3 x 5
- BB Bird-Dog Rows: Bar x 3 x 15
Iso:
- Sitting āT-Poseā: 5min, drop at 3min and 4:30
Pump:
- Fat Grip Hammer Curl: 6s x 3 x 25, 5s x 2 x 25
- Rope Pushdown: 25 x 5 x 25
Thursday 24th of March
ME Lower
Speed/Power:
- Split stance heel taps: 5 x 100 ea
- TB jumps: 25 x 5 x 3
- 20m sprint: 2 sets SA, 1 set robust, 2 sets normal
Strength:
- High bar squat: 120 x 1, 130 x 0
My back squat is unbearably shit
Assistance:
- Plate good morning: 20 x 3 x 8 various stances
- BB side bends: 50 x 3 x 8 ea
- LM hip shifts: +20 x 2 x 8
Iso:
- Extreme FFE split squat: 2min ea, 2 drops
Pump:
- Skip rope, 5min
Saturday 26th of March
Sprints
Warm-Up:
- Dead leg drills, plus some ankle stuff
- 3 x 20m crouch walks
Sprint Pairing
- A: 4 x 50m no-arm builds
- B: 2 x 90m circle each way
Sunday 27th of March
DE Lower
Hardest day of the week
Warm-Up:
- Jumping over boxes until bored
Power:
- A: 04X0 Front Squat: 80 x 5 x 3
- B: Rev Jumps: 5 x 5 ea
Assistance:
- A: Hand sup pistols: 2 x 4 hatfield + 4 ecc only
- B: MB slider curls: 5 x 15, 10
Iso:
- BB wallsit: 5min total, 3 drops, 1st drop at 2:36
Skip rope:
- 5min total

Its the fastest way to move
Monday 28th of March
Aerobic
Aerobic:
- Recumbent bike: 45min
Pump: 4 rounds
- A: 3D pull aparts: small orange x 25
- B: High band curls: purple x 25
- C: Band pushdowns: purple x 25
Wednesday 30th of March
ME Upper
Warm-Up:
- Some cartwheels
Strength/Power:
- A: Banded CG Bench: up to 60 + purple x 8
- B: Supine MB Throw: 5 x 5 x 3
Assistance: 30s hold + 6 reps
- A: Seal row: 30, 35, 35
- B: Incline DB Bench: 15s, 20s, 20 drop 15s
Pump A:
- Underhand BPAs: Thin yellow x 5min (130 reps)
Pump B:
- 1.5 Rep BB Curls: 20 x 8, 30 x 2 x 8
- 1.5 Rep Push-Up: 3 x 6
Thursday 31st of March
Aerobic
Bike: 30min
Friday 1st of April
ME Lower
Warm-Up:
- Running long jump over boxes, trying not to die
Speed/Power Circuit:
- A: SL Rhythm Bounds: 5 x 10 ea
- B: Push-Up Start Sprint: 5 x 20m
Strength:
- A: Front Squat: Up to 90 x 1, 80 x 8 PR
- B: Standing 3-Way Hip Circles: 5 x 5 in/out
Assistance A:
- A: 30s BB SL Stand: 40, 50, 60
- B: 30s Incline/Decline Pogos: 3 sets
Assistance B:
- A: Swiss Ball Ham Curl: 2 x 30s + 6 reps
- B: Sidelying Abduction: 2 x 30s + 25 reps
- C: Feet-Elevated Back Bridge: 2 x 30s
Mobility:
- 10min spinal flow
Saturday 2nd of April
DE Upper
Warm-Up:
- Crawl obstacle course: 8min
Speed/Power:
- A: 6010 Splint Stance LM Press: +10x3, +15x4x3
- B: PVC Pipe Swings: 5 x 3 ea
Iso: 30s rest between drops
- Deep push-up: 42s, 36s, 29s
Assistance:
- Chin-Up Variations: 7x5, 5x3 in 9:48
Pump:
- A: CS Lateral Raises: 3s x 2 x 25
- B: CS Shrugs: 15s x 2 x 25
- C: Rope Pushdown: 45 x 2 x 25
Sunday 3rd of April
DE Lower
Warm-Up:
- Random movement
Speed/Power A:
- A: SM SL Hops: Bar x 4 x10 ea
- B: Squatty run: 4 x 50m
- C: MB sprint: 4kg x 10m + 10m no weight
Speed/Power B:
- A: 6010 RDL: 90 x 5 x 3
- B: Seated Broad Jump: 5 x 3
Iso A: SL Wall Sit 5min
- R: 1st drop 1:32, 4 drops
- L: 1st drop 2:00, 4 drops
Iso B:
- Wall-Support Handstand: 60s, 45s
Assistance:
- Toes-to-Bar: 8, 4+4 HLR
Pump:
- Skip rope: 5min
Such a fun way to warm-up.
I must look an absolute dingleberry in the gym, but goddamn do I feel great from doing those
This is perfect.
I try not to overthink warm-ups these days haha
Monday 4th of April
Arms for MILFs
Walk: 30min because it was a nice day
10min:
- A: Straight-Arm Pulldowns: 10-20
- B: Lateral raises: 10-20
