Aah the Jeepneys… how do you get ripped off on those, they cost about 7 pesos. lol
[quote]Quick Ben wrote:
Aah the Jeepneys… how do you get ripped off on those, they cost about 7 pesos. lol
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Because up until the time I found out that little nugget of wisdom, we were paying about 100 pesos a ride. It magically got a lot cheaper once we started hanging out with NCO’s who knew the ropes. I never stop laughing about that one.
I spent all the money I collected from Girl Scout cookies on candy…my mom had to pay it back with her own money.
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
I got caught kissing another man’s wife… by her husband.[/quote]
what happened then?[/quote]
Her husband had gone into the bathroom to throw up, then she straddled me and we started making out the whole time he was getting sick.
He came out of the bathroom just before we stopped and said, “Oh…ah…shit. Sorry for getting sick…”
A few minutes later, he asked if I wanted to have a 3-some. I politely declined.
His wife told him that we were going out and that she would be back later. So, we left.
No, he did not do a damn thing. He should have. I gave him SO many reasons to… And, not for just this one instance. It’s loooong story and wrong on so many levels.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
I got caught kissing another man’s wife… by her husband.[/quote]
what happened then?[/quote]
Her husband had gone into the bathroom to throw up, then she straddled me and we started making out the whole time he was getting sick.
He came out of the bathroom just before we stopped and said, “Oh…ah…shit. Sorry for getting sick…”
A few minutes later, he asked if I wanted to have a 3-some. I politely declined.
His wife told him that we were going out and that she would be back later. So, we left.
No, he did not do a damn thing. He should have. I gave him SO many reasons to… And, not for just this one instance. It’s loooong story and wrong on so many levels.[/quote]
yeah that sounds pretty messed up man
do not want
I have a taste for offal and gamey meat. Crumbed brains, lambs fry, fried kidneys, ox heart, ox tongue, pigs trotters, pate…mmmm. Only my Scottish butcher understands me or knows what the fuck potted hare is. Everyone else goes green and starts dry retching if I eat brains in front of them.
Is that a confession? I’ve got heaps worse stuff but I’d rather keep it private.
[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
I miss some of my piercings, but I don’t think I have the balls to do them again.[/quote]
Yea, its hard to pierce em when you don’t have em anymore. ZING!