It's That Time of Year Again!

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I got the following in an e-mail. I thought it was pretty funny, and absolutely excellent if it actually happened.

[quote]
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any womanother than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support
for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America!
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.[/quote]

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I’m flying to America next Saturday.

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This is the first time I’ve heard of this, but I will do my part and have the lawn chair ready. The beer is already in the fridge.

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if OG and her fantastaboobs are in then you can count on me!

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[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
if OG and her fantastaboobs are in then you can count on me![/quote]

This post is useless without pics.

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lol, what the fuck.

Who sends/creates these things?

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I support this 100%

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This is what we’d all like to see.

The plan would work too, here’s how:

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Saddly though that’s what we’d likely get.

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Please give Peace and Boobies a chance.

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Uh, do you guys really want to see the average American woman naked?

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[quote]Christine wrote:
Uh, do you guys really want to see the average American woman naked?[/quote]

Don’t forget there’s beer involved, too.

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[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Christine wrote:
Uh, do you guys really want to see the average American woman naked?

Don’t forget there’s beer involved, too.

[/quote]

We all look better under it’s sudsy influence.

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[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Christine wrote:
Uh, do you guys really want to see the average American woman naked?

Don’t forget there’s beer involved, too.

[/quote]

Mmmmmm… Naked Beer!

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[quote]Christine wrote:
Uh, do you guys really want to see the average American woman naked?[/quote]

The quantity is sure to make up for the lack of quality in many instances.

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Just seemed fitting.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Just seemed fitting. [/quote]

can I collect them all?

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[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Just seemed fitting.

can I collect them all?[/quote]

Even the chick from Iran? It’s all you, bro.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Just seemed fitting.

can I collect them all?

Even the chick from Iran? It’s all you, bro.[/quote]

She could be hot underneath that burka.

Mysterious, forbidden, and exotic already play in her favor even if she is only average.

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[quote]Moon Knight wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Just seemed fitting.

can I collect them all?

Even the chick from Iran? It’s all you, bro.

She could be hot underneath that burka.

Mysterious, forbidden, and exotic already play in her favor even if she is only average.[/quote]

Or she could have a bomb underneath that burka. It’s quite the gamble.