Its Me Or The Dog !!

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Haven’t seen this mentioned, but if the dog shit on her dress and fucked it up afterwards it was probably telling your buddy his wife’s no good and he should ditch her. And, if the wife’s offering ultimatums then the dog was right.[/quote]

My dog also chases the mailman and licks his crotch. Should I cancel my Cosmo subscription and start fellating my pup, as well?

I agree with crimson_lily. I fucking hate people who don’t know how to control their pets.

[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Haven’t seen this mentioned, but if the dog shit on her dress and fucked it up afterwards it was probably telling your buddy his wife’s no good and he should ditch her. And, if the wife’s offering ultimatums then the dog was right.[/quote]

My dog also chases the mailman and licks his crotch. Should I cancel my Cosmo subscription and start fellating my pup, as well?

I agree with crimson_lily. I fucking hate people who don’t know how to control their pets.[/quote]

You say you hate people who can’t control their pets but admit to your dog chasing the mailman. Maybe you should control him better.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Haven’t seen this mentioned, but if the dog shit on her dress and fucked it up afterwards it was probably telling your buddy his wife’s no good and he should ditch her. And, if the wife’s offering ultimatums then the dog was right.[/quote]

My dog also chases the mailman and licks his crotch. Should I cancel my Cosmo subscription and start fellating my pup, as well?

I agree with crimson_lily. I fucking hate people who don’t know how to control their pets.[/quote]

You say you hate people who can’t control their pets but admit to your dog chasing the mailman. Maybe you should control him better.[/quote]

I actually don’t have a dog, though saying I did made the (tongue-in-cheek) point I was making flow a little better when written out.

If I did own a dog, I would be sure to train him to not shit all over the place and menace people in the streets… while keeping in mind that at the end of the day he is just an animal and that I should trust my opinions and judgment over his when it comes to matters of importance.

[quote]lia67 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
^^ Agreed.

I don’t have to worry as me and my lady love our dogs equally so we never fight about/over them.

We are technically their staff and in the event of a break up they have attorneys that will tell us what to do

PS: Only 4 of them are pictured…the other 3 were busy. With what I don’t know.[/quote]

nice dogs man are they maltese poodles ?[/quote]

Thanks! They’re Maltese.

I wonder how the people in this forum would react if it had been a guy’s squat rack or expensive car that had been scratched/broken/ruined by her dog.

[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
I wonder how the people in this forum would react if it had been a guy’s squat rack or expensive car that had been scratched/broken/ruined by her dog.[/quote]

Um, same thing. Killed the dog.

[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
I wonder how the people in this forum would react if it had been a guy’s squat rack or expensive car that had been scratched/broken/ruined by her dog.[/quote]

Well for me it wouldn’t matter. IMO when you take in an animal you are responsible for it for it’s life, except under extreme circumstances.

Then again my cat just racked up $2200 in vet bills and everyone tells me I’m nuts.

I love to see what kind of dog can fuck up a squat rack.

[quote]Nards wrote:
I love to see what kind of dog can fuck up a squat rack.[/quote]

A dog that is obviously dead. Not sure, I’ve cut mine several times I’ve had it, had to pay to get it welded back together properly.

[quote]Nards wrote:
I love to see what kind of dog can fuck up a squat rack.[/quote]

Was an example, you dick :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I love to see what kind of dog can fuck up a squat rack.[/quote]

A dog that is obviously dead. Not sure, I’ve cut mine several times I’ve had it, had to pay to get it welded back together properly.[/quote]

I’d love to see what kind of dog get cut and then get welded back together properly.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I love to see what kind of dog can fuck up a squat rack.[/quote]

A dog that is obviously dead. Not sure, I’ve cut mine several times I’ve had it, had to pay to get it welded back together properly.[/quote]

I’d love to see what kind of dog get cut and then get welded back together properly.[/quote]

Rack…steal squat rack.