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[quote]lia67 wrote:
this has not happened to me , it happened to my pal ,his dog shit on his wifes wedding dress and chewed it up a bit . he got rid of the dog but what would you do if your wife ( for what ever reason )gave you the ultimatum " the dog goes or i go ".
i dont know what i’d do i love my dog i’ve had it for 8 years and it would kill me to get rid of her .
your thoughts on this -[/quote]
Give me a slice of pizza and I’ll take care of her. It’s a dog, yes it’s a companion but still a base animal.
[quote]Fat Bastard. wrote:
[quote]lia67 wrote:
this has not happened to me , it happened to my pal ,his dog shit on his wifes wedding dress and chewed it up a bit . he got rid of the dog but what would you do if your wife ( for what ever reason )gave you the ultimatum " the dog goes or i go ".
i dont know what i’d do i love my dog i’ve had it for 8 years and it would kill me to get rid of her .
your thoughts on this -[/quote]
That’s fucking lame. If she would leave me for something like a mistake from a dog, then she can find several things later on.
“ESPN or me”
“Internet or me”
she can go fuck herself.[/quote]
I can tell that you’re married and happy.
Haham this is funny because recently I was posed a question at a get together (clearly not from a dog owner), what are you going to do [implying with the dog] if your new girlfriend doesn’t like the dog. Me - “Show her the door.”
I can not imagine giving my dog up for any reason, never mind just a woman, hell plenty of those around in the world.
The dog was acquired by me and my previous girl friend together. I ended it training and taking care of it so when it came time to break up (things were heading there anyways), my only response was “I am keeping the dog.”
[quote]dianab wrote:
I just wanna know if she cared so much about the dress, why in the fuck was it accessible to the dog?
If my boyfriend didn’t like my dog, it would never get to the point where he would become my husband.[/quote]
the dress was laid flat under the bed ( in one of those big draw things that you pull from under the bed) my friend kept a bit of cash in there . he went there to get some money out and left it open for about 10 mins and thats when the dog got busy .
i wouldn’t have said anything i would have took it ,shut the draw and had it cleaned and fixed .
the prick told his wife instantly WTF
[quote]Makavali wrote:
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LMFAO this rocks
This is really more his fault than anyone elses but that is just a ridiculous ultimatum. For now it’s the dog but if he folds now she’ll continue her evil reign of ultimatums for the rest of his life.
it seems that the majority think the same way i do . KEEP THE DOG .
dogs are so faithful , never lie to you and never ask you to go fuckin shoppin with them .
if i had a wife( if i was mad enough to get married ) i would tell her the dog was stayin and so was she, however she would live the rest of her life out chained in the cellar…bitch…don’t tell me to get rid of my dog…grrrr!
Wow…people got shit ass backwards. The guy has a fucking rotten ass dog, I wouldn’t even need to my wife to ask me to get rid of the dog, I’d beat the shit out of that dog with a bag filled with rocks and his own shit. Like hell I’d tell me wife to hit the road, I’m married that bitch for life.
Sounds like the dog is the smartest of the three.
Kill the bitch and feed her to the dog.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Sounds like the dog is the smartest of the three.
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come to think of it your right .the dog was trying to say that marriage is shit and what a mistake he’d made getting married to a fat ugly bitch like her and done this by shitting on the dress .
Successful troll is successful. How great it must be to be a misogynist.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Wow…people got shit ass backwards. The guy has a fucking rotten ass dog, I wouldn’t even need to my wife to ask me to get rid of the dog, I’d beat the shit out of that dog with a bag filled with rocks and his own shit. Like hell I’d tell me wife to hit the road, I’m married that bitch for life.[/quote]
you took your cousin to the prom didn’t cha hmm?
DOGS ALWAYS WIN.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I think my wife loves our 2 Min-Pins more than she loves me.[/quote]
yeah my old lady defiantly loves the dog more than me. its a pretty sweet dog though.
My ex-wife gave me that ultimatum. When I told her I’d have to think about it, she went to stay at her mother’s for a week. I ended up sending the dog to spend the last 2 years of her life with my mother. And man, was that ever the wrong choice… Always pick the dog. Don’t even hesitate. Any woman who would even contemplate such a thing, clearly has no heart, soul, or concept of loyalty. Unless your dog starts attacking babys or something retarded like that.
In my case, the wife left the dog in the house alone with a ham cooling on the edge of the table uncovered, and went outside for an hour. Now… I don’t know about you, but as a grown man I’d have trouble resisting a fucking pineapple glazed piece of smoked pork if I was left alone in a room with it for an hour. I really don’t expect my hound to resist it for that long. This was an error by the woman, not the dog. What’s extra dumb is that the dog brought more meat in that week than she ate.
Is your dog not house trained? Had you not let it outside in a while? Why did it shit on the dress? Maybe it knows something you don’t? I’d take it as a sign. Choose the dog man.
[quote]Broncoandy wrote:
My ex-wife gave me that ultimatum. When I told her I’d have to think about it, she went to stay at her mother’s for a week. I ended up sending the dog to spend the last 2 years of her life with my mother. And man, was that ever the wrong choice… Always pick the dog. Don’t even hesitate. Any woman who would even contemplate such a thing, clearly has no heart, soul, or concept of loyalty. Unless your dog starts attacking babys or something retarded like that.
In my case, the wife left the dog in the house alone with a ham cooling on the edge of the table uncovered, and went outside for an hour. Now… I don’t know about you, but as a grown man I’d have trouble resisting a fucking pineapple glazed piece of smoked pork if I was left alone in a room with it for an hour. I really don’t expect my hound to resist it for that long. This was an error by the woman, not the dog. What’s extra dumb is that the dog brought more meat in that week than she ate.
Is your dog not house trained? Had you not let it outside in a while? Why did it shit on the dress? Maybe it knows something you don’t? I’d take it as a sign. Choose the dog man.[/quote]
its not my dog n it didn’t happen to me but when my friend got rid of his dog coz of what it did it got me thinking .
its a fuckin hard choice , anybody that has had a dog for a good few years knows what its like and how attached you become to them bla bla bla .
be honest i really cant say one way or the other .
Giving an ultimatum for a dog does strike me as a bit odd, just because they’re trainable… but what about a cockatoo?
