[quote]sixtystacks wrote:
Professor X wrote:
bushidobadboy wrote:
Hahaha priceless. I try not to take the piss out of people, but anyone who thinks this picture might be real and not tinkered with, has no idea of the anatomy of the human body.
I mean come on people. Obviously photoshopped, even without the actual inhuman proportions of the image.
And I don’t mean ‘inhuman’ as in overly muscled. I mean INHUMAN as in totally not possible.
Bushy
He believed it and called me an asshole for not believing anyone could fall for it. I have no hope for the future.
We are all going to die as soon as the first “emo” gets elected president.
I was asking because I couldn’t believe and of course you’re reply provided no insight…it is arrogant a-holes like you that limit our future…
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[quote]Kruiser wrote:
christine wrote:
Anyone who could even question if that photo was real for even one second really should get off the computer, turn off the video games and go outside to see the real world.
Thanks Christine. I took your advice and went outside only to find MARKUS WOLFKAMP jogging by!
It’s back to the video games for me.
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Shit, I’m playing video games with him right now and he says they photoshopped his muscles to be smaller than in real life. He also can’t press the buttons on the PS2 controller because his fingers are too photoshoppingly huge.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Shit, I’m playing video games with him right now and he says they photoshopped his muscles to be smaller than in real life. He also can’t press the buttons on the PS2 controller because his fingers are too photoshoppingly huge.[/quote]
As long as we’re photoshopping, I think we should give him PS3. And a funny hat.
[quote]Kruiser wrote:
christine wrote:
Anyone who could even question if that photo was real for even one second really should get off the computer, turn off the video games and go outside to see the real world.
Thanks Christine. I took your advice and went outside only to find MARKUS WOLFKAMP jogging by!
It’s back to the video games for me.
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See, now I KNOW you’re lying! No way he could jog with all that dysfunctional muscle.
[quote]christine wrote:
Kruiser wrote:
christine wrote:
Anyone who could even question if that photo was real for even one second really should get off the computer, turn off the video games and go outside to see the real world.
Thanks Christine. I took your advice and went outside only to find MARKUS WOLFKAMP jogging by!
It’s back to the video games for me.
See, now I KNOW you’re lying! No way he could jog with all that dysfunctional muscle.[/quote]
He heats the homeless with the fire created by his legs.
When will people learn the difference between “your” and “you’re” It’s not fookin difficult people!
It seems the American’s did not dumb down the English language quite enough for all to grasp
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I was thinking the same thing, EE. But I didn’t want to come across as anal. It’s way better when a “foreigner” says these things since English is learned properly in other countries but not here. I should know… having a German mother constantly correcting me as a child.
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
And when he’s done, he has to pull on a pair of teflon and asbestos undergarments to prevent friction-induced spontaneous combustion.
Bushy[/quote]
Oh, it’s fun to laugh about isn’t? Just wait until you have to special order $300 underwear!
[quote]Markus Wolfkamp wrote:
Oh, it’s fun to laugh about isn’t? Just wait until you have to special order $300 underwear![/quote]
Was it really necessary to make an entirely new profile just for the sake of laughs that you’ll never get? We don’t need these boards flooded by idiots who try to be funny; there are already enough of them doing that without even trying as it is. Go back to your normal profile or GTFO.
[quote]Padilla7921 wrote:
Markus Wolfkamp wrote:
Oh, it’s fun to laugh about isn’t? Just wait until you have to special order $300 underwear!
Was it really necessary to make an entirely new profile just for the sake of laughs that you’ll never get? We don’t need these boards flooded by idiots who try to be funny; there are already enough of them doing that without even trying as it is. Go back to your normal profile or GTFO.[/quote]
I thought it was funny, therefore your bizarre rant was unwarranted. It was almost as funny as the guys crying when they were ridiculed for thinking he was real.
[quote]Padilla7921 wrote:
Markus Wolfkamp wrote:
Oh, it’s fun to laugh about isn’t? Just wait until you have to special order $300 underwear!
Was it really necessary to make an entirely new profile just for the sake of laughs that you’ll never get? We don’t need these boards flooded by idiots who try to be funny; there are already enough of them doing that without even trying as it is. Go back to your normal profile or GTFO.[/quote]