Best rule when a guy you can’t/don’t want to fight tries to take your girl is to offer a trade. I adapted this from the NFL’s free agency policy.
“Hey man, you can’t just take my girl. You have to either give me a girl of comparable value or at least two draft picks (aka phone numbers.” Any man worth his salt will agree. Anybody that doesn’t understand probably doesn’t understand football, and is likely a pussy.
It’s served me well.
Just throw her in the air, when they gather to catch her hit each mofo over the head with a chair.
lol at this entire thread.
especially the chubby guy trying to get props b/c he outweighs a majority of ppl
Damn Right
[quote]Marzouk wrote:
Your a pussy, you quitter. Haven’t you ever heard “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog”
Damn even Mike Tyson has chimed in on smaller guys fighting bigger guys…if you REALLY WANNA FIGHT your gonna do well, you have to really wanna though.[/quote]
Who says i wana fight? This is all hypothetical. I’ve not started anything to quit…[/quote]
I’m not saying you want to fight. But haha I don’t want to use X…but someone LIKE X…is tryin to get your girl…I want you to man the fuck up and not lay down there and take it!
Please do this.
You guyssss, taking this way to serious. If someone rolls on you it’s be ause they are just not worried about your ass. That goes for your girl also.
So if it’s a little guy with a tight t-shirt or a big Ol KFC eating mofo like myself you have 2 choices fight or slump away. Because at that point intimidation is no longer a factor.
[quote]rasturai wrote:
I’m not saying you want to fight. But haha I don’t want to use X…but someone LIKE X…is tryin to get your girl…I want you to man the fuck up and not lay down there and take it!
Please do this.[/quote]
Dude, if your girl gets taken by someone bigger than you…the first person you need to be upset with is your fucking girl.
Getting mad at the guy isn’t going to change the fact that her ass will not be in your bed that night.
I’m not wooried about losing my girl, i just used that confrontation as example to illiterate my point of personal size realisation. I could of used any circumstance which makes you realise that no matter how big other people think you are, there will always be that point when you are confronted by someone Much bigger.
Oh and Melvin i aint got a fuckin clue what a draft is or how ‘‘Football’’ works, in England it’s rugby, no pads and no helmets.
People who don’t understand ‘‘Football’’ aint the pussies, the guys who play it need to ‘‘man the fuck up’’ and try gettin hit hard with out kevlar or whatever bullshit they wear.
Oh by the way X if you want her you can have her lol and i’ll even throw in a tripple whopper as long as you tell me how to build some boulder shoulders!
[quote]Marzouk wrote:
I’m not wooried about losing my girl, i just used that confrontation as example to illiterate my point of personal size realisation. I could of used any circumstance which makes you realise that no matter how big other people think you are, there will always be that point when you are confronted by someone Much bigger.
Oh and Melvin i aint got a fuckin clue what a draft is or how ‘‘Football’’ works, in England it’s rugby, no pads and no helmets.
People who don’t understand ‘‘Football’’ aint the pussies, the guys who play it need to ‘‘man the fuck up’’ and try gettin hit hard with out kevlar or whatever bullshit they wear.
Oh by the way X if you want her you can have her lol and i’ll even throw in a tripple whopper as long as you tell me how to build some boulder shoulders![/quote]
LOL.
Dude, if someone ate as much as me and trained their shoulders as much as I have over the years, they would have to have some really sorry genetics to NOT have big shoulders.
They look like that because I can see stars after my sets and then I got eat enough to support it.
That sure didn’t happen by accident.
Damn good point, mine are coming along, just tryna drop a few lbs at the moment but when i’m done with this excess bodyfat and eatin salads and the rest of that bullshit it’l be time to eat big and lift big!
[quote]Marzouk wrote:
Damn good point, mine are coming along, just tryna drop a few lbs at the moment but when i’m done with this excess bodyfat and eatin salads and the rest of that bullshit it’l be time to eat big and lift big![/quote]
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jesus
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
[quote]Marzouk wrote:
Damn good point, mine are coming along, just tryna drop a few lbs at the moment but when i’m done with this excess bodyfat and eatin salads and the rest of that bullshit it’l be time to eat big and lift big![/quote]
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jesus
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'Sup?
yes my child?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]rasturai wrote:
I’m not saying you want to fight. But haha I don’t want to use X…but someone LIKE X…is tryin to get your girl…I want you to man the fuck up and not lay down there and take it!
Please do this.[/quote]
Dude, if your girl gets taken by someone bigger than you…the first person you need to be upset with is your fucking girl.
Haha yeah I’m not talking about that…hey if my girl was swept away by some guy with bigger muscles than me…well fuck…that’s just incredibly silly…I would slap myself in the face to not see that one coming…
What I’m talking about here is you know…your out in the clubs/bar/whereever, you say brb to your girl (bathroom, phone call whatevre)…next thing you know…some “bro” is all tryin to get up with your girl and you confront him and say excuse me man…im with her…if he doesn’t back the fuck off right away…even if he is HUGEEE…I’m just sayin to the OP don’t lay down and let him do whatever the hell he wants to do. Fight for that shit.
Getting mad at the guy isn’t going to change the fact that her ass will not be in your bed that night.[/quote]
oh…look what I did to my post…FUCK lol
Well done lol, i agree with you. It happens all the time, not braggin but the mrs gets quite a bit of attention so im used to guys hittin on her when i go to take a piss. ‘‘Fuck Off’’ usually works quite well and a good ole stare.
[quote]Marzouk wrote:
Your a pussy, you quitter. Haven’t you ever heard “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog”
Damn even Mike Tyson has chimed in on smaller guys fighting bigger guys…if you REALLY WANNA FIGHT your gonna do well, you have to really wanna though.[/quote]
Who says i wana fight? This is all hypothetical. I’ve not started anything to quit…[/quote]
Someone calls you “Pussy” you say: “You are what you eat!..and to be specific you should call me Your Mom’s Pussy.”
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]rasturai wrote:
I’m not saying you want to fight. But haha I don’t want to use X…but someone LIKE X…is tryin to get your girl…I want you to man the fuck up and not lay down there and take it!
Please do this.[/quote]
Dude, if your girl gets taken by someone bigger than you…the first person you need to be upset with is your fucking girl.
Getting mad at the guy isn’t going to change the fact that her ass will not be in your bed that night.[/quote]
Why talk to the girl if your game is weaker than another guy’s? You won’t blame your work out partner for lack of progress if you show up everyday and chill at the reception desk…right?
Girls leaving for other dudes is not the girl’s issue its the guy…weak chain (game) lets the dog (girl) run free…yessir?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Girls leaving for other dudes is not the girl’s issue its the guy…weak chain (game) lets the dog (girl) run free…yessir?
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Is this true if the guy leaves the girl as well?