[quote]SSC wrote:
Bloop.[/quote]
x2. let’s hope it’s not Cthulhu, hahaha…
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[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
You guys have reminded me of the big fuck-off green caterpillar that scared the crap out of me in my tomato plants. Thing had a head the size of my thumb and was about 5 inches long and aggressively banged its head on a stick I used to try and poke him off the plant. shudder I love caterpillars too–usually.[/quote]
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Tomato Hornworms. We used to get these in tomatoes my mom would grow all the time. I thought they were awesome.[/quote]
No you are wrong, they are not awesome! They are monsters! [/quote]
But they are on a hell of a bulking diet, maybe next time I will just eat a shit load of tomatoes. [/quote]
A guy my boss went to school with ate on of those fuckers on a bet. A bunch of guys took up a collection and came up with like 200 bucks (20 years ago) and apparently dude got it down. Badass.
I have an intense dislike for centipedes. I think if I were completely covered in centipedes, especially those giant fuck off ones from the jungle I would likely lose my shit.
[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
THREAD IS TO BE PUT BACK ON TRACK PEASANTS[/quote]
I’ve not yet managed to look myself in the mirror and say the words: "biggie smalls, biggie smalls, biggie smalls’
But seriously - I’ve not managed to say candyman to the mirror. I know he won’t appear, but I just can’t bring myself to do it.[/quote]
Man, go do that right now. Candyman isnt real, Bloody Mary is the real one.[/quote]
I just Wiki’ed bloody mary. Ashamed to say, I had not heard of her before. Am doubly frightened now, cos she seems far worse than ole candyman.[/quote]
bloody mary is the root of my fears. my friends would do it when we were younger, i never dared. just got back from night of drinking, guess whos not going to the bathroom…
I have an irrational fear of getting punched in the nuts. I know it is rational to not want to be nut-tapped, but I get the feeling that it’s coming at the weirdest times. For instance a few years ago I was doing research with this awesome old history professor–guy looked exactly like Sean Connery. Just a nice, cool, brilliant scholar basically.
Well for some reason one time we were working together I became (for absolutely no reason) overwhelmed with the suspicion that he was just going to wind up and deliver a haymaker to my balls. I got so convinced of this that I actually had to excuse myself and compose myself in the hallway outside his office.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
THREAD IS TO BE PUT BACK ON TRACK PEASANTS[/quote]
smh23 - given your post and avatar…I’m getting the impression you’ve got a thing about nuts. =P
[quote]USMCpoolee wrote:
Ever since watching jeepers creepers in 4th grade or so I cant sleep with my feet uncovered[/quote]
Oh shit man thanks now I can’t have my feet uncovered any more.
[quote]smh23 wrote:
I have an irrational fear of getting punched in the nuts. I know it is rational to not want to be nut-tapped, but I get the feeling that it’s coming at the weirdest times. For instance a few years ago I was doing research with this awesome old history professor–guy looked exactly like Sean Connery. Just a nice, cool, brilliant scholar basically.
Well for some reason one time we were working together I became (for absolutely no reason) overwhelmed with the suspicion that he was just going to wind up and deliver a haymaker to my balls. I got so convinced of this that I actually had to excuse myself and compose myself in the hallway outside his office.[/quote]
LOL! Would be so cool if he did punch you in the nuts.
i’m scared of manikins and spontaneous combustion
Clowns give me the creeps, but that’s not an irrational fear. I fear being buried alive.
[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
THREAD IS TO BE PUT BACK ON TRACK PEASANTS[/quote]
I’ve not yet managed to look myself in the mirror and say the words: "biggie smalls, biggie smalls, biggie smalls’
But seriously - I’ve not managed to say candyman to the mirror. I know he won’t appear, but I just can’t bring myself to do it.[/quote]
Candyman?
I’ve been saying “Anchorman”.
Slightly related- How do I get Ron Burgundy out of my bathroom?
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
THREAD IS TO BE PUT BACK ON TRACK PEASANTS[/quote]
I’ve not yet managed to look myself in the mirror and say the words: "biggie smalls, biggie smalls, biggie smalls’
But seriously - I’ve not managed to say candyman to the mirror. I know he won’t appear, but I just can’t bring myself to do it.[/quote]
Candyman?
I’ve been saying “Anchorman”.
Slightly related- How do I get Ron Burgundy out of my bathroom?
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Offer him this:
[quote]Stern wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
THREAD IS TO BE PUT BACK ON TRACK PEASANTS[/quote]
smh23 - given your post and avatar…I’m getting the impression you’ve got a thing about nuts. =P
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DAMN YOU MAN
[quote]athomefitness wrote:
[quote]Powerpuff wrote:
[quote]Sturat wrote:
I used to have an irrational fear of tearing my biceps while deadlifting but then. . . oh wait. . . shit![/quote]
Sense of humor still intact. Good sign.
You are not helping with my fear of tearing my arms off while deadlifting though. [/quote]
Made me think of this:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4090/saturday-night-live-weekend-update-all-drug-olympics[/quote]
Exactly. Phil Hartman was a very funny guy.
By the way, I pulled 145 this morning SLDL. I’m minimizing the arm detachment risk. I think part of the problem with you people is that you’re lifting really heavy stuff.
[quote]Powerpuff wrote:
I think part of the problem with you people is that you’re lifting really heavy stuff. [/quote]
=D
Here’s the spider I had in my bathroom…it was so bIg it started BARKING!!!
[quote]Nards wrote:
Here’s the spider I had in my bathroom…it was so bIg it started BARKING!!!
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Haha! I was kinda hoping Arnold would be narrating.
“Ah, look at dis zpidah. He musta been pumping iron, eating a high brodeen diet, and zings of dis natah”.
LOL
Everything I worry about you can rationalise pretty well except teeth. I had a really bad experience at the dentist once - I ended up gagging, throwing up, choking till I blacked out and apparently turned dark blue. Eventually, obviously, came back around.
Now, I have a complete and utter fear of dentists.About a year ago I met a very nice dude who I spoke to for about an hour in a pub while waiting to go to a gig. I eventually found out he was a dentist, went white as a ghost and had to leave the pub. As soon as I got outside I was almost sick.
Makes going for check ups a nightmare.
Having to think about that turned my post into something very awkward to read O_o!