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[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]kingbeef323 wrote:
I want an ID avatar! That would be pretty damn sweet![/quote]

I spent two years haunting him for mine. You gotta have some kind of skill man. See, I’m terrifying…so is Prof…[/quote]

I don’t see an ID avatar? You mean he gave you one and you’re not even using it? Serially? ID if you made me an avitar I wouldn’t be a prick and not use it.

V[/quote]

I’ve used it plenty of times man.[/quote]

Justify it to yourself any way you want. I hope the guilt of your transgression doesn’t linger on for a couple thousand years of your immortal life. Plenty of us would have cherished such a gift so much that TC himslef would have had to strip it from our profile. I guess when your a vampire, our little “human” prizes are meaningless.

You’re probably the same kid who plays with his toys one day and then shoves them in a closet (pre-vamparism of course). It’s kinda like that whole steroid argument. Being a vampire doesn’t make you a callous asshole. But if you are a callous asshole it just makes you a bigger callous asshole.

V[/quote]

and so I cry[/quote]

Vampire tears you say? I hear they cure anal warts. Bottle up some and ship em over to Prof X’s house, at least you can do a little good through all this. Take a lesson from BG and the lesson he just taught his kid. Help someone else and you’ll feel better about yourself.

V[/quote]

I was crying from laughter.

So, how much you think PX will pay to cure those herpes?[/quote]

He’s a Docto… ERR Dentist, so he’s likley loaded. But he’s cheap as fuck, so he likley will not pay for the cure. Also he doesn’t know how to pick up women. Someone his size has a natural disadvantage, but he just exasperates it by getting mad and smashing things when chicks turn down his advances. Did You know that the Legal Cockblock was X posting under an alias username? I’ve had the mods verify the IP address for me. Ripping stop signs out. Shhesh.

Oh so anyways, he doesn’t get laid and has no need to cure the anal warts and herpes.

V[/quote]

I remeber being his roommate, dude. There was always a moaning sound coming from his room. I assumed he got the cooch constantly.

If he gets no butt then how’s he get the herpes?

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I can’t believe you homos actually looked at ID’s aveetar long enough to notice the shadowy cock wiggling…us he-men averted our gazes much more quickly.

I might buy a shirt…you could make some duckets if you could figure out how to print them ‘on-demand’…and put every stupid word, phrase, etc ever taken to epicness on these boards on different shirts…

  1. how many people would wear a t-shirt of a guy ripping a stop sign out of the ground with the words ‘legal cock block’ underneath (I get royalties on this one, or at least naked pics of iron dwarfette)

  2. Professor X in a cap and gown with ‘Professor X, What Does You Teach’?

  3. “Jelquing…it’s not just for mormons”

  4. How about a pic of two skillets…one is labelled, “Your own skillet” and one is labelled, “not your own skillet” with some dood squatting over one of them with the phrase, “Everyone knows you don’t shit in your own skillet”

I tell ya, I got a million of them.

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[quote]sen say wrote:
I can’t believe you homos actually looked at ID’s aveetar long enough to notice the shadowy cock wiggling…us he-men averted our gazes much more quickly.

I might buy a shirt…you could make some duckets if you could figure out how to print them ‘on-demand’…and put every stupid word, phrase, etc ever taken to epicness on these boards on different shirts…

  1. how many people would wear a t-shirt of a guy ripping a stop sign out of the ground with the words ‘legal cock block’ underneath (I get royalties on this one, or at least naked pics of iron dwarfette)

  2. Professor X in a cap and gown with ‘Professor X, What Does You Teach’?

  3. “Jelquing…it’s not just for mormons”

  4. How about a pic of two skillets…one is labelled, “Your own skillet” and one is labelled, “not your own skillet” with some dood squatting over one of them with the phrase, “Everyone knows you don’t shit in your own skillet”

I tell ya, I got a million of them.[/quote]

LOL! Dude, I hardly ever see you on these forums lately, then you come around and post this gem! LOL

Okay… it seems that a few of you wouldn’t mind something humorous. I initially thought you were all looking for something serious, hardcore, stylish. Then again, have I ever posted an example of such on these forums that fit that description?

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]kingbeef323 wrote:
I want an ID avatar! That would be pretty damn sweet![/quote]

I spent two years haunting him for mine. You gotta have some kind of skill man. See, I’m terrifying…so is Prof…[/quote]

I don’t see an ID avatar? You mean he gave you one and you’re not even using it? Serially? ID if you made me an avitar I wouldn’t be a prick and not use it.

V[/quote]

I’ve used it plenty of times man.[/quote]

Justify it to yourself any way you want. I hope the guilt of your transgression doesn’t linger on for a couple thousand years of your immortal life. Plenty of us would have cherished such a gift so much that TC himslef would have had to strip it from our profile. I guess when your a vampire, our little “human” prizes are meaningless.

You’re probably the same kid who plays with his toys one day and then shoves them in a closet (pre-vamparism of course). It’s kinda like that whole steroid argument. Being a vampire doesn’t make you a callous asshole. But if you are a callous asshole it just makes you a bigger callous asshole.

V[/quote]

and so I cry[/quote]

Vampire tears you say? I hear they cure anal warts. Bottle up some and ship em over to Prof X’s house, at least you can do a little good through all this. Take a lesson from BG and the lesson he just taught his kid. Help someone else and you’ll feel better about yourself.

V[/quote]

I was crying from laughter.

So, how much you think PX will pay to cure those herpes?[/quote]

He’s a Docto… ERR Dentist, so he’s likley loaded. But he’s cheap as fuck, so he likley will not pay for the cure. Also he doesn’t know how to pick up women. Someone his size has a natural disadvantage, but he just exasperates it by getting mad and smashing things when chicks turn down his advances. Did You know that the Legal Cockblock was X posting under an alias username? I’ve had the mods verify the IP address for me. Ripping stop signs out. Shhesh.

Oh so anyways, he doesn’t get laid and has no need to cure the anal warts and herpes.

V[/quote]

I remeber being his roommate, dude. There was always a moaning sound coming from his room. I assumed he got the cooch constantly.

If he gets no butt then how’s he get the herpes?[/quote]

The moaning from his room was likley the gay porn he was spanking off to. As far as the herpes and anal warts. I’m guessing he got them from the toilets at the gym. All those old naked guys banging eachother and splooging on the toilet seat, then wiping the mess up with thier ass crack. It’s a recipie for double dissaster I tell ya.

V

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]sen say wrote:
I can’t believe you homos actually looked at ID’s aveetar long enough to notice the shadowy cock wiggling…us he-men averted our gazes much more quickly.

I might buy a shirt…you could make some duckets if you could figure out how to print them ‘on-demand’…and put every stupid word, phrase, etc ever taken to epicness on these boards on different shirts…

  1. how many people would wear a t-shirt of a guy ripping a stop sign out of the ground with the words ‘legal cock block’ underneath (I get royalties on this one, or at least naked pics of iron dwarfette)

  2. Professor X in a cap and gown with ‘Professor X, What Does You Teach’?

  3. “Jelquing…it’s not just for mormons”

  4. How about a pic of two skillets…one is labelled, “Your own skillet” and one is labelled, “not your own skillet” with some dood squatting over one of them with the phrase, “Everyone knows you don’t shit in your own skillet”

I tell ya, I got a million of them.[/quote]

LOL! Dude, I hardly ever see you on these forums lately, then you come around and post this gem! LOL

Okay… it seems that a few of you wouldn’t mind something humorous. I initially thought you were all looking for something serious, hardcore, stylish. Then again, have I ever posted an example of such on these forums that fit that description?
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No you haven’t Mr. Flipity flopity boo. A poster of simple black and white swooshy caligraphy looking charcoal would be cool, and cheaper I think.

Can you imagine the walking down the street and seeing someone with slogan on their t-shirt that said PIIHP lol.

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I got a couple t’s for the holidays and I really like the brand, Savvy. The have a better lay than the current T-Nation shirts, a little longer in the sleeves.

I still like the idea about a full weight stack with “abacus” underneath. Or a bar in a power cage with weight trees on the side could work as well.

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Do you mean a stack of Oly plates?

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wait what the hell is the “Jelqing not just for mormons” in reference to?

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Do you mean a stack of Oly plates?[/quote]

That is a possibility. It would be more limited in who would understand it, which I would like but the seller (you) may not.

I was thinking of more of the two sided weight trees that have pegs for 5, 10, 25s…

or

A power cage with the weight pegs, loaded.

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ID, check your PMs