Internet Tough Guy Gone Bad

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Stupid.
Learn English so we can all understand wtf you’re so upset about. [/quote]

Dwarf I’ll translate:

Big Black Guy(BBG): Good morrow to you sir.
Internet Gangster(IG): Good day to you sir.
BBG: I say, there has been some troubling news bubbling upon the interwebs and I am afraid that you are in the mist of this row.
IG: Sir, I havent the foggiest idea as to which you speak my good sir.
BBG: Well my good chap, it would seem that you have called me a “bitch nigga” as it were.
IG: Well my straping young lad i do believe that i have been quoted out of context as they say.
BBG: Sir there is no other context that such a disparaging comment can be taken. I am afraid this calls for fisticuffs!
IG: Fisticuffs! Oh my dear fellow, this is a most troublesome consequence of my regrettable actions.
BBG: Have at thee!!

Ass whooping commences…

BBG: Do you yeild?!
IG: Aye, Aye, I yield to your might
BBG: Excellent. Come gentlemen we shall regale this victory over a game of “Basketball”

Crowd: Huzzah! Huzzah!

There ya go Dwarf. That should clear things up for you.[/quote]

This is awesome.

little dudes only chance was a nut shot or to pull heat.

It kinda looked like the big dude came into the smaller dudes hood. Funny how nobody stuck up for him. Guess hes not very popular in real life or the interwebz.

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Stupid.
Learn English so we can all understand wtf you’re so upset about. [/quote]

Dwarf I’ll translate:

Big Black Guy(BBG): Good morrow to you sir.
Internet Gangster(IG): Good day to you sir.
BBG: I say, there has been some troubling news bubbling upon the interwebs and I am afraid that you are in the mist of this row.
IG: Sir, I havent the foggiest idea as to which you speak my good sir.
BBG: Well my good chap, it would seem that you have called me a “bitch nigga” as it were.
IG: Well my straping young lad i do believe that i have been quoted out of context as they say.
BBG: Sir there is no other context that such a disparaging comment can be taken. I am afraid this calls for fisticuffs!
IG: Fisticuffs! Oh my dear fellow, this is a most troublesome consequence of my regrettable actions.
BBG: Have at thee!!

Ass whooping commences…

BBG: Do you yeild?!
IG: Aye, Aye, I yield to your might
BBG: Excellent. Come gentlemen we shall regale this victory over a game of “Basketball”

Crowd: Huzzah! Huzzah!

There ya go Dwarf. That should clear things up for you.[/quote]

ROFL I’m cracking up over here.

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
I thoroughly enjoyed that video. It built up tension for the imminent ass whooping. The gentlemen showed an extreme amount of restraint, seeing as how he outweighed the dude buy at least 75 - 100lbs. Hopefully it ended there and not with a drive by on the basketball court where the only one who wouldn’t have gotten shot was the lone white guy.

I’m sure there are countless dudes on this site who would love to enact that type of vigilante justice on other posters on here. [/quote]

Yeah, I know how he feels. But he showed restraint? He smacked and bullied a much smaller man. He’s a bitch…now let’s see if he shows up in my driveway…I bet that shit goes different. Wake me up when there is a video of a guy confronting another guy that can defend himself. I’ll be all hand clapping, fist pumps and hooray.

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Stupid.
Learn English so we can all understand wtf you’re so upset about. [/quote]

Dwarf I’ll translate:

Big Black Guy(BBG): Good morrow to you sir.
Internet Gangster(IG): Good day to you sir.
BBG: I say, there has been some troubling news bubbling upon the interwebs and I am afraid that you are in the mist of this row.
IG: Sir, I havent the foggiest idea as to which you speak my good sir.
BBG: Well my good chap, it would seem that you have called me a “bitch nigga” as it were.
IG: Well my straping young lad i do believe that i have been quoted out of context as they say.
BBG: Sir there is no other context that such a disparaging comment can be taken. I am afraid this calls for fisticuffs!
IG: Fisticuffs! Oh my dear fellow, this is a most troublesome consequence of my regrettable actions.
BBG: Have at thee!!

Ass whooping commences…

BBG: Do you yeild?!
IG: Aye, Aye, I yield to your might
BBG: Excellent. Come gentlemen we shall regale this victory over a game of “Basketball”

Crowd: Huzzah! Huzzah!

There ya go Dwarf. That should clear things up for you.[/quote]

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
I thoroughly enjoyed that video. It built up tension for the imminent ass whooping. The gentlemen showed an extreme amount of restraint, seeing as how he outweighed the dude buy at least 75 - 100lbs. Hopefully it ended there and not with a drive by on the basketball court where the only one who wouldn’t have gotten shot was the lone white guy.

I’m sure there are countless dudes on this site who would love to enact that type of vigilante justice on other posters on here. [/quote]

Yeah, I know how he feels. But he showed restraint? He smacked and bullied a much smaller man. He’s a bitch…now let’s see if he shows up in my driveway…I bet that shit goes different. Wake me up when there is a video of a guy confronting another guy that can defend himself. I’ll be all hand clapping, fist pumps and hooray.[/quote]

^^This… that big guy was so tough cause the dude he was stepping up to was tiny. What a bitch

I was really hoping the little gy would pull out a knife or gun or something lol

Immaturity at its finest. The little guy is a prick for talking shit over the internet. The big dude is even more of a prick for meeting up with him just to establish his physical dominance. Just a giant dick swinging contest. Really not cool that the big dude had at least a hundred pounds on him. I would have loved to see an even match up.

Too be honest…it couldve been alot worse. To me all I saw was this guy getting slapped a bit in the face. Thats more humuliating IMHO than getting knocked out. The skinny guy thought he was an internet gangsta and got shown up for it. It’s not like the big guy showed up and went street fighter on his ass. His goal was to embarrass him, not beat him up.

Skinny guy should have turned and ran.

Its been years since I witnessed anyone get punked that bad.

Damn, homie.

LOL Pootie, funniest shit I’ve read all week!

lol at pootie just unbelievable stuff

Does anyone know what website the shit talking went down?

Id love to read that thread. Or did it just happen over facebook or myspace

youtube comments maybe?? But yeah, I want some more context, hah!

Camera man was DEFINITELY bunk from the wire.

Little guy could have kicked him in the dick when he was on his back. But who gets that upset over some internet shit? The little guy was living rent free in the other dudes head apparently.

I’m waiting to see something like that go down on a local creek due to interwebs shenanigans on a local fishing board I frequent. Someones gonna get slapped upside the head with a fish.

One thing i never understand is when you get in a fight in the REAL WORLD (not high school and stuff) there are serious fucken consequences not from a Law perspective but just because of the revenge factor. I mean seriously how often does this shit end up in somebody getting killed or severely wounded from a gun or a knife.

Also its the internet, that guy is the bigger bitch for getting butt hurt over what somebody called him over the internet.

Also POOTIE IS A GAWD.

The smack talk occured on the quilting forums. someone told professor quilt that high volume quilting wasnt functional. pretty sure.

[quote]relentless2120 wrote:
The smack talk occured on the quilting forums. someone told professor quilt that high volume quilting wasnt functional. pretty sure.[/quote]

Pootie was funny and this was very funny too!!

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I’m waiting to see something like that go down on a local creek due to interwebs shenanigans on a local fishing board I frequent. Someones gonna get slapped upside the head with a fish.
[/quote]

LMAO. I just pictured that.