Internet Ruins Another Kid's Life

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I heard her mention she was going to Mars. Is she talking about the MarsOne Project that is hoping to send a small team of “explorers” to colonize Mars within the next ten years or so? The one that I made a thread about roughly a year ago and had applied to?

If so, a psychopathic bitch like her could turn that whole colony into an interstellar version of Sharon Tate’s house, with her being the first victim.[/quote]

Maybe they could make a documentary about it called “Manson on the Moon”, has a nice ring to it, if nothing else, doesn’t it?[/quote]

I don’t want my murder spree turned into some cheap documentary.[/quote]

Directed, narrated, filmed and edited by Werner Herzog. Producer credit going to Nicolas Cage and his pet iguanas. (Please tell me you get the iguanas reference).[/quote]
lmao

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[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I heard her mention she was going to Mars. Is she talking about the MarsOne Project that is hoping to send a small team of “explorers” to colonize Mars within the next ten years or so? The one that I made a thread about roughly a year ago and had applied to?

If so, a psychopathic bitch like her could turn that whole colony into an interstellar version of Sharon Tate’s house, with her being the first victim.[/quote]

Maybe they could make a documentary about it called “Manson on the Moon”, has a nice ring to it, if nothing else, doesn’t it?[/quote]

I don’t want my murder spree turned into some cheap documentary.[/quote]

Directed, narrated, filmed and edited by Werner Herzog. Producer credit going to Nicolas Cage and his pet iguanas. (Please tell me you get the iguanas reference).[/quote]

these fucking iguanas!

original movie was better
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Ha I really liked Port Of Call, it was that kind of balls out “Nicolas Cage doesn’t care 'bout none of you hoes” that I love so much, but in a very well made film.

I can only take Harvey Keitel jacking it in front of teenage girls for so long. Trust Werner fucking Herzog to be the crazy bastard that turns Nicolas Cage’s crazy exploits into a good film.

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I heard her mention she was going to Mars. Is she talking about the MarsOne Project that is hoping to send a small team of “explorers” to colonize Mars within the next ten years or so? The one that I made a thread about roughly a year ago and had applied to?

If so, a psychopathic bitch like her could turn that whole colony into an interstellar version of Sharon Tate’s house, with her being the first victim.[/quote]

Maybe they could make a documentary about it called “Manson on the Moon”, has a nice ring to it, if nothing else, doesn’t it?[/quote]

I don’t want my murder spree turned into some cheap documentary.[/quote]

Directed, narrated, filmed and edited by Werner Herzog. Producer credit going to Nicolas Cage and his pet iguanas. (Please tell me you get the iguanas reference).[/quote]

I had to look up the iguana reference. I’m not a fan of Nicolas Cage and avoid movies that he appears in. And after seeing the original Bad Lieutenant, one of the worst films I’ve ever seen and a serious blight on Keitel’s career, I definitely wasn’t going to see a “rethought” Bad Lieutenant.

I would only want the most proud moment of my life, which is what killing that stupid bitch, with an AXE in the FACE, (tell me you get that reference) would be, to be directed by Stanley Kubrick. It would be like 2001: A Space Odyssey combined with The Shining.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I heard her mention she was going to Mars. Is she talking about the MarsOne Project that is hoping to send a small team of “explorers” to colonize Mars within the next ten years or so? The one that I made a thread about roughly a year ago and had applied to?

If so, a psychopathic bitch like her could turn that whole colony into an interstellar version of Sharon Tate’s house, with her being the first victim.[/quote]

Maybe they could make a documentary about it called “Manson on the Moon”, has a nice ring to it, if nothing else, doesn’t it?[/quote]

I don’t want my murder spree turned into some cheap documentary.[/quote]

Directed, narrated, filmed and edited by Werner Herzog. Producer credit going to Nicolas Cage and his pet iguanas. (Please tell me you get the iguanas reference).[/quote]

I had to look up the iguana reference. I’m not a fan of Nicolas Cage and avoid movies that he appears in. And after seeing the original Bad Lieutenant, one of the worst films I’ve ever seen and a serious blight on Keitel’s career, I definitely wasn’t going to see a “rethought” Bad Lieutenant.

I would only want the most proud moment of my life, which is what killing that stupid bitch, with an AXE in the FACE, (tell me you get that reference) would be, to be directed by Stanley Kubrick. It would be like 2001: A Space Odyssey combined with The Shining. [/quote]

I don’t appreciate Nicolas Cage as an actor, but I’m mesmerised by him as a concept, kind of in that Tommy Wisseau way. I quote Nic Cage movies a lot, most often Vampire’s Kiss and Face/Off, but sometimes The Wicker Man too, there are too many unintentionally hilarious moments to pass up Nicolas Cage. Even early career:

Yeah Bad Lieutenant was a little weak, at least Port Of Call realises how fucking silly it is right from the beginning and wallows in it. It’s just another silly Nicolas Cage movie, but a reasonably fun and memorable one.

You think I’d miss out on an American Psycho reference? I always wanted to break up with a girl in a similar way to that restaurant scene with Evelyn. I wonder what that girl’s head would look like on a stick…

No subtle Hitchcock references in said Kubrick? You’re not going to slash her dressed as Squeaky Fromme? Speaking of which, last time I watched The Shining I really decided to go deep into the whole story behind the twins, Kubrick continues to amaze the shit out of me with this convoluted, cryptic trivia, most of which I still have to find, let alone comprehend.

There’s a mentally retarded boy at my gym that I’m friends with, sometimes I like to sneak up behind him and shout this, it’s a hell of a lot of fun:

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The bees scene from The Wickerman is legit some of the funniest shit I’ve seen that wasn’t intended to be funny

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[quote]spar4tee wrote:
The bees scene from The Wickerman is legit some of the funniest shit I’ve seen that wasn’t intended to be funny[/quote]

The “I’m a Vampire!” scenes from Vampire’s Kiss are the ones that do me in, also that ridiculous fucking accent, I’m glad the world has Nicolas Cage.

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:
The bees scene from The Wickerman is legit some of the funniest shit I’ve seen that wasn’t intended to be funny[/quote]

The “I’m a Vampire!” scenes from Vampire’s Kiss are the ones that do me in, also that ridiculous fucking accent, I’m glad the world has Nicolas Cage.

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oh gawd yes

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Nic Cage thread? I’m in.

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Lol. Seven hells is this turning into a Nicolas “The Cage” Cage thread?

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[quote]csulli wrote:
Lol. Seven hells is this turning into a Nicolas “The Cage” Cage thread?[/quote]
I hope so. It’s a good way to detract from the topic and keep everyone occupied while I sneak off and bang that chick… oops.

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Can it become a Tommy Wisseau thread once we’re all Caged out?

I’m having trouble thinking of any actors that hold up to the calibre of these two, who else can we play around with?

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[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:
Lol. Seven hells is this turning into a Nicolas “The Cage” Cage thread?[/quote]
I hope so. It’s a good way to detract from the topic and keep everyone occupied while I sneak off and bang that chick… oops.[/quote]

I’ll let you have all of our falsely entitled white wimmenz if you teach me how to stanky leg.

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[quote]spar4tee wrote:
The bees scene from The Wickerman is legit some of the funniest shit I’ve seen that wasn’t intended to be funny[/quote]

I think the old lady scene from The Happening comes pretty close for mine. Mark Wahlberg is too fucking hilarious here.

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http://instagram.com/p/WIXJVYA-GI/

Ironic?

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[quote]illadelphia91 wrote:
http://instagram.com/p/WIXJVYA-GI/

Ironic?[/quote]

That’s nice that she uses Instagram, I thought that we couldn’t dig any further down than “Elizabethtown”. I bet she’s one of those people that uses the hashtags that promote her opinion on how you should feel about what she’s just posted. (#jealousy, #suckstobeyou, #420blazeit)

Also hilarious that her little info part has “Create love, not war <3” written in it. Luckily the instagram comments are out in force, unlike the Facebook ones. So I have all of those to look forward to.

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“Take that screwdriver and slam it in your eye!” is a current favourite of mine.

I just realised that on the particular picture in question, her address is clearly displayed in full. I’ve never been so happy to realise something than right now.

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
“Take that screwdriver and slam it in your eye!” is a current favourite of mine.

I just realised that on the particular picture in question, her address is clearly displayed in full. I’ve never been so happy to realise something than right now.[/quote]

Where is it?

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[quote]smallmike wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
“Take that screwdriver and slam it in your eye!” is a current favourite of mine.

I just realised that on the particular picture in question, her address is clearly displayed in full. I’ve never been so happy to realise something than right now.[/quote]

Where is it?[/quote]

http://instagram.com/p/aHZ0gjg-Mu/

Upper left. Man, as if the phone number and social networks weren’t bad enough.

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^^LOL

Funny thing about that picture is that I feel like she purposely put the bill in the background so she can show off the balance on the bill she has to pay. Ya know, cause she has a business degree and uses it to pay big bills.

She is failing at this internet thing.

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[quote]illadelphia91 wrote:
^^LOL

Funny thing about that picture is that I feel like she purposely put the bill in the background so she can show off the balance on the bill she has to pay. Ya know, cause she has a business degree and uses it to pay big bills.

She is failing at this internet thing.
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It’s so incredibly moronic, natural selection needs to step up it’s game for this one. I find it ridiculous how anyone is this bitch’s friend, or boyfriend especially. Who can deal with this fucking person for such a prolonged period of time?

She’s failing at life, I hope harmful bacteria eats her in her sleep.