[quote]forlife wrote:
Scrotus wrote:
How do you know that god doesnt just help people at random, on a whim or on the basis of some other standard? It didnt even occur to me that prayer could be used to get stuff from god, so I hadn’t thought of that lol. So, my question is, how do you know god doesn’t help people? If god was all-knowing then he would know who he should help and who he shouldnt, and all that.
The question being studied wasn’t whether god helps people, but whether praying results in better recovery outcomes than expected by chance alone.
You could be right, but if a god doesn’t answer prayers why would anyone bother praying to him/her/it?[/quote]
I dont pray to god, my motto is God helps those who helps themselves. Besides, it seems wussy to me. That doesn’t mean I don’t believe in God, I just don’t ask him for things. Besides, if God is all-knowing, then God knows what I want/would pray for, so it’s already taken care of if it’s gonna be.
And you responded to my initial question by showing evuidence that praying doesn’t help, which I had not said anything about, or even thought of to begin with. So that triggered a response/restatement of the question.
During a great flood a poor old church-going woman was stuck on her roof. So, one of her neighbors comes by on his boat and says “Come on, we need to get out of here.” and she says “Dont worry, God will save me” so he leaves. Then a rescue boat comes by and the rescue worker says “Come on ma’am, you need to get in the boat. I’ve got candy, come on, just get in the boat, and I’ll give you candy.” So she says “Dont worry, God will save me, and besides I have lots of butterscotch in my purse.” So finally the rescue helicopter comes and she tells them that god will save her. So a little later she drowns and is talking to god
OCGW “Why didn’t you save me Lord, savior of kittens and poledancers?”
God “What the fuck are you talking about dumbass! I sent two boats, not one but two fucking boats, and when that wasn’t good enough I sent a fucking helicopter, and instead of getting on one of them, you sit on your fucking roof and fucking drown like a fucking retard.”
OCGW “Oh, you sent those”
God “Yeah I fucking sent them, I mean, shit, some fucking people, for My sake, what the fuck is the matter with you? You are fucking lucky I don’t send people to hell for being fucking dipshits, cause you would have a fucking front row fucking seat to being cornholed by the fucking devil, and trust me, he doesn’t fucking mind those fucking old rinkled asses one fucking bit. Now get the fuck out of here, you are fucking inter-fucking-upting my favorite fucking program, The Sopranos!!”
OCGW “Yeah its a good show, but I thought they took it off?”
God “Fucking A you are even fucking dumber than I thought, this is motherfucking Heaven, My Kingdom. If I want more fucking Sopranos, they motherfucking make more fucking Sopranos, and what the fuck are you still fucking doing here? I am The motherfucking Lord and when I say motherfucking beat it, I fucking meant it!! Get the fuck out or I will motherfucking turn your fucking ass to fucking pillar of motherfucking salt! FUCK!!”
And there you have it.