Inner Peace...

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for
me…and as we start a new day we all could use a little calm. By
following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found
inner peace.

The article read: “The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you’ve started.”

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and
hadn’t finished…and before leaving the house this morning I
finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the
Bailey’s, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some
cheesecake and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin good I feel…

That was pretty good.