I’ve dealt with Soldiers who had the same issue. Unfortunately, I’m a bit rougher with them. In some cases, they needed to have supervised showers and such. Some people just have NO concept of personal hygiene.
You could go for a more indirect route. Assuming you’re facebook friends, put up a status that says something along the lines of “Man I hate it when people don’t wear deodorant. Nobody wants to smell that Stank” or make a group called “I love wearing deodorant so I don’t smell like asshole” and invite him to it LOL
I hate deodorant. People’s body odors don’t bother me as long as the smell isn’t the result of the cumulative effect of several days of not showering. Heck, we’re living creature! Our species has his own scent!
“…Miss Manners would like to remind people of the value of the much-maligned institution, the euphemism. Those who brag bravely that they always deal in undisguised bluntness rightly falter when it comes to naming such names. Thus, body odor becomes ‘reaction to the heat in here.’ And anything to do with the nose vaguely, if inaccurately, attributed to colds, allergies, or sinus trouble.”
I talked to him abut it and he actually got mad at me! Cant he see that im helping him out? What a cock.
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
I talked to him abut it and he actually got mad at me! Cant he see that im helping him out? What a cock.[/quote]
LMAO!
He was like
“I don’t stink you bitch” and put his hands in his pockets looked down and mumbled “you stink”
how old is he,7?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
I talked to him abut it and he actually got mad at me! Cant he see that im helping him out? What a cock.[/quote]
LMAO!
He was like
“I don’t stink you bitch” and put his hands in his pockets looked down and mumbled “you stink”
how old is he,7?
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LULZ
I have a friend, he’s got a bad hygiene problem… take this mental image, will you?
He’s got dandruff, which normally isn’t a huge deal. People flake, okay, cool… this guy chunks. Huge chunks, I’m talking like quarter inch flesh chunks fall off this guys scalp.
In between his teeth (and where tooth meets gum) is black. That’s not an exaggeration, either. I’m talking like asphalt black. His breath actually smells like urine soaked rotten fruit on GOOD days.
He has random sores on his lips and random acne groupings on his face.
His being usually smells like ass fuck. Don’t know what I mean? Fuck a girl (or guy, your preference) in the ass and then take a deep breath in… yeah, that smell? The one that makes you think “I’m never doing this again…” that’s the way this dude smells on a daily basis.
…as a matter of fact, stop complaining! Your friend smells like BO, my friend smells like satan’s ballsack after a 6 mile run on hells hottest day!
For those wondering: Yes, this is real and yes, I have tried to help him.
Funny sidenote: His mother bathes him. He’s 24 and not mentally challenged.
[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
I have a friend, he’s got a bad hygiene problem… take this mental image, will you?
He’s got dandruff, which normally isn’t a huge deal. People flake, okay, cool… this guy chunks. Huge chunks, I’m talking like quarter inch flesh chunks fall off this guys scalp.
In between his teeth (and where tooth meets gum) is black. That’s not an exaggeration, either. I’m talking like asphalt black. His breath actually smells like urine soaked rotten fruit on GOOD days.
He has random sores on his lips and random acne groupings on his face.
His being usually smells like ass fuck. Don’t know what I mean? Fuck a girl (or guy, your preference) in the ass and then take a deep breath in… yeah, that smell? The one that makes you think “I’m never doing this again…” that’s the way this dude smells on a daily basis.
…as a matter of fact, stop complaining! Your friend smells like BO, my friend smells like satan’s ballsack after a 6 mile run on hells hottest day!
For those wondering: Yes, this is real and yes, I have tried to help him.
Funny sidenote: His mother bathes him. He’s 24 and not mentally challenged. [/quote]
fucking wow!!!
how are adults having these issues?
I’m the guy who will go no shower for 6 days if I’m camping, but I don’t get really stank, also I’m not bashful and if I don’t shower I’ll ask someone if I reek or not. Like my dad or a buddy who is on the trip. They would tell me so I have come to the conclusion that I am just naturally not a stinky guy.
Stinky people do suck I would be a complete dick to someone if they stunk. Fuck that, they are being a dick by polluting my air. I mean if I was in a situation where I was forced to smell thier funk for an extended period of time. If I told someone they reek and they got mad at me I’d be a complete bastard about it. “hey don’t kill the messenger, I’m not the one who smells like bigfoots dick. Go apply water and fucking soap to your body and then apply some fucking deoderant, it’s not rocket science”
Now here is a funny story related to hygene. My friend was telling us that another one of our friends was drunk at the bar talking about how he didn’t know how to shower. He claimed he just got in the shower and just kinda stood under the water for a few minutes and then got out. LOL all the people around him were explaining how you grab a bar of soap and rub it on your skin etc… he was like what really?
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You know… after telling my story I’ve come to the conclusion I may have been hanging out with a zombie for the past 5 years.
I used to work with a guy years ago in a warehouse job. Whenever he would sweat it would smell like urine. It was a medical condition. Maybe your friend has a similar problem.