Inappropriate Humour

[quote]Chushin wrote:

Yeah, I was fooling around with that question as well. But I’mÃ?£??sure you ARE one cracka ass blue eyed devil mofo. :wink:

Anyway, ya think any of those aunts and cousins would like to join us when we meet up??? <kidding, kidding> You and your wife, and me and mine would make for an interesting smorgasbord – add Syrian, Serbian and Japanese to all those you listed.

Didn’t know you guys were with child – congrats!

BTW, not a whole lot of native Americans where we are from; how’d you meet her?

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She’s originally from Alabama, but moved here when she was young. Met her through a common friend who thought we’d be great together. Turns out he was absolutely right!

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

Thirdruffian nailed it on the carb intolerant thing too, but with her being 7 mos. pregnant, I’m more than a little forgiving of that.
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All joking aside, VERY prone to Type II diabetes post-pregnancy (and gestational DB), and you don’t even have to be fat. Do not let her fuck around on this, or you will be raising the kiddos yourself.[/quote]

She was just tested for gestational last week and the results were good. Unfortunately, she has become very aware of the genetic tendency for this. Her dad is currently on the steep part of a down hill slide from not managing his correctly.

Buddy sent me this one

I didn’t read this entire thread, but I was at a Jim Jefferies comedy show a few weeks ago, and I feel the events that unfolded are relevant to the discussion (that I didn’t read LOL).

During the show, Jim was riffing on something awful, like child molestation or something, and some guy in my row just shouted out “you fucking suck” because he was apparently offended. Jefferies finished his bit without missing a beat, then walked over to the guy (like 10 minutes later) and basically interrogated him for 5 minutes on why he interrupted the show (this is when the guy said something to the effect of “you’re not funny, you’re just offensive”) Jim gave the guy his money back, out of his own pocket, and kicked him the fuck out.

It was awesome. Most brutal and hilarious treatment of a heckler I’ve ever witnessed (better than Joe Rogan because he didn’t stop the show and deal with the guy til he’d finished his bit). I just wish I could remember the details a little better.

I just want to say that Cuso is my favorite “new guy”.

[quote]Nards wrote:
I just want to say that Cuso is my favorite “new guy”.[/quote]

Thanks buddy, and you write that in the inappropriate humour thread.

I feel honoured that you feel that way.

Well, you feel like an old-timer here but you just joined in May. That’s a good thing.

Ya, I feel pretty comfortable with a lot of you here, and most have made me feel quite at home.

I hope you’re not getting flooded out at the moment. Keep your powder dry.

Ha! Yeah…the river near my house rose quite high and I got a day off work. I watched “Lethal Weapon” and drank beer.
The typhoon’s gone now.

[quote]Nards wrote:
Well, you feel like an old-timer here but you just joined in May. That’s a good thing.[/quote]

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You are #1 2012 poster.

[quote]Nards wrote:
The typhoon’s gone now.[/quote]

Why are most women like a typhoon?

They come in hot and stormy, and when they leave they take everything with 'em.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Well, you feel like an old-timer here but you just joined in May. That’s a good thing.[/quote]

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You are #1 2012 poster.[/quote]

I hope that doesn’t mean I post too much :slight_smile:

True! And they make you watch Lethal Weapon and drink beer!

[quote]Cuso wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Well, you feel like an old-timer here but you just joined in May. That’s a good thing.[/quote]

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You are #1 2012 poster.[/quote]

I hope that doesn’t mean I post too much :)[/quote]

Well it took me about a year to get to 500 posts I think.

We had one poster, Nikki5986 or something like that that got up to 5000 posts in 3 months or something crazy like that.
Does anyone know who I’m talking about?

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Cuso wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Well, you feel like an old-timer here but you just joined in May. That’s a good thing.[/quote]

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You are #1 2012 poster.[/quote]

I hope that doesn’t mean I post too much :)[/quote]

Well it took me about a year to get to 500 posts I think.

We had one poster, Nikki5986 or something like that that got up to 5000 posts in 3 months or something crazy like that.
Does anyone know who I’m talking about?[/quote]

Yes and no comment

I post alot at the moment because with the time difference between Germany and North America, I’m finished with my work around this time. As my shop is open till 7 I usually have a bit of free time on my hands, but this will change middle of August when I open my new shop.

[quote]Cuso wrote:
I post alot at the moment because with the time difference between Germany and North America, I’m finished with my work around this time. As my shop is open till 7 I usually have a bit of free time on my hands, but this will change middle of August when I open my new shop.
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What kind of shop if you do not mind letting us know?

ahem

this is the ‘inappropriate humor’ thread, not the ‘gee, lets get to know Cuso’ thread.

[quote]Edgy wrote:
ahem

this is the ‘inappropriate humor’ thread, not the ‘gee, lets get to know Cuso’ thread.

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Nards is a saint be nice to him

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Cuso wrote:
I post alot at the moment because with the time difference between Germany and North America, I’m finished with my work around this time. As my shop is open till 7 I usually have a bit of free time on my hands, but this will change middle of August when I open my new shop.
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What kind of shop if you do not mind letting us know?[/quote]

Sure. I custom fit, repair and design golf clubs.

In my new environment I’ll be running one of the biggest professional performance centers in Europe. It’s basically the pinnacle of my profession.

As an analogy I’d say I’m like the head bat maker for Hillerich & Bradsby, Easton or Louisville Slugger.

Now all the golf haters here know who to flame.

Edit: Sorry for the derail. Lets get back to being inappropriate.