In This Thread We Bitch

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Where to begin:

  1. People in general. Stupid, arrogant, rude motherfuckers for the most part. That will cover all driving habits, ass crack sightings and such…

  2. New one from last night. I’m gonna sell my house, so I’m out preening the yard and I’m digging up the 20 or so dandelions I have in the back yard. Dude next to me has like 6,844,345.5 in his yard. Oh well. I come home to put on my weed and feed and his kids have pulled like most of these and threw them in to my yard. Not maliciously, just being kids, but I’m wondering how these little rat bastards would taste on the grill with some Hot Mustard rub and a tall Woodford.

  3. Women, I want to be able to fuck the ones I want to without any recourse or guilt. I would also like this to happen at this point during the first half of NBA playoff games, so I could relax and get into the 2nd half.

  4. Work, What is up with this shit? Corporate America. Every day at my office is like kindergarten. Trike races and food days? Meetings? Don’t get me wrong, in many ways its a good job and I’m thankful to have it, but it sure is interupting the improvement of my golf game.

  5. Gravity. Everything always falling down pisses me off somedays. Especially after squats. How the fuck I’m I supposed to reach that shit. I’m gonna have to start carrying a yardstick with a ball of masking tape on the bottom to retrieve shit.

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[quote]btm62 wrote:

  1. Gravity. Everything always falling down pisses me off somedays. Especially after squats. How the fuck I’m I supposed to reach that shit. I’m gonna have to start carrying a yardstick with a ball of masking tape on the bottom to retrieve shit.[/quote]

Fucking Isaac Newton. Why couldn’t he invent something useful?

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Family. Seriously, fuck these people. I thought these people were supposed to be honest people you could depend on no matter what throughout your life? More like selfish fucks that are only there for you when it works for them and spend the rest of their time sucking the life force from your body.

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Sorry to bump such an old thread but I figured someone would freak if I started another thread complaining. Someone will likely bitch that I bumped this thread but bitching is what it’s for.

Now I bitch.
Every day I change clothes at work to head straight to my schools gym, I’d change there but the locker room sucks, it’s basically a bathroom. Anyway there is a guy here who has got to weigh 500lbs at 6’0", the guy has ass funk like you wouldn’t believe.

He can drop one or piss what ever and his funk will linger for HOURS! The worst part is he uses the big stall to reap his stench. So I roll in there and it’s like getting hit with a baseball bat across the face, moldly sweaty dusty funk ass!

This puts me changing in the little stall, one day I’m going to hang a foot in my shorts and fall into the crapper. Lose some weight, wash your ass something.
I still smell him in my skin, there should be a biohazzard label on his pants.

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Sweet thread… K, here I go. I hate…

MOTHERFUCKERS GOING TOO GODDAMN SLOW IN THE FAR LEFT HAND LANE ON THE THRUWAY! GTFO!!!

Dumbshit old guys braking a quarter mile from a red light (I’m not talking about the lights that are about to change either).

Physics TA’s who think they’re so badass. It frustrates me when a student is having trouble and it looks like they’re trying to hold back laughter. Congrats, you’re the professors bitch. Fuck you.

Cheaters playing Halo 3. Fuck you and your rank. I’m not impressed.

Dickholes who don’t have common courtesy. Fuck you too.

Done for now. Kthx bye.

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Nice thread.

Today I became aware of one of the things that fucks with my head the most in life.

People who listen to their Ipods so loud that you can hear their shit techno music from 20 feet. I just got out of an exam this morning, and before class I was sitting at my desk making my final revision and couldn’t concentrate because some fucking douchebag was blasting some hip hop shit right next to me with his headphones HANGING ON HIS NECKKKK. Why the FUCK would you do that, iF the music is so LOUD that you can’t have your headphones on your EARS, fucking LOWER THE VOLUME!! Nobody wants to hear your fucking T-BAG music in CLASS.

And right now I’m sitting in the library and this bitch next to me with her gucci glasses is listening to her Ipod while chatting on facebook so fraking loud that you can probably hear that shit from upstairs. I swear to god it’s been the same ass song playing for an hour and a half. Pisses me off I want to pick up my gallon of water and smash it across her fucking face.

That’s it for me, thanks.

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You know what grinds my gears? People who bitch about not having any money who proceed to explain that there are no jobs they can do because they are so socially inept that they can’t stand dealing with people. And they think it’s ok because that’s who they are.

If you don’t want to work, fine, that’s your prerogative. I had a bunch of HS friends who didn’t work. But don’t be a tool and bitch to all of us about not having any money to buy a fucking video game, which is an awesome game, btw.

Drink some Brawndo, it’s got electrolytes.

DB

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I hate pretentious pricks.

And people who don’t pay attention at a four-way stop, so they don’t realize that it is their turn to go.
And people who don’t pay attention at four-way stops, so they think it is their turn to go.

I also hate people who come up on my ass on the freeway, forcing me to slam on the breaks and slow down to 40 mph in retaliation, the result of which is a sudden adrenaline spike that totally fucks up my equilibrium.

And people who think I’m driving slow in the fast lane because I’m only going 80 and they want to go 95.

I guess these all pretty much fall into the category of “pretentious prick” though.

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[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i hate that i suck at cooking and dont have much cooking creativity as to change things so most my food is very simple and basic that does not need to be prepared or takes very little prep.
[/quote]

This doesn’t get much better even if you are a good experimental cook. Nothing is really going to be enjoyed if you have to stuff your face with it. And decent cooking usually takes a little while (and if you eat all day you can’t afford that time).

I did try this last night (and was nice for like the first 5 of them, but up to number 8 I just got tired of eating)

8 Kangaroo sausage presoaked (20 mins) in olive oil, thyme, cinnamon (Americans might find this odd), and tabasco sauce. Then fried in a pan with some extra grapeseed oil.

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My bitching starts with calling up a life long favorite Italian restaurant to place an order to go, and having to speak Spanish to the guy taking the order. Mind you, I am Italian and so is the owner. Yet the Italian guy (me) has to speak Spanish to place an order at an Italian restaurant. On top of it all, they screwed up the order once I got it home. It’s like Joe Pesci said, “They fuck you in the drive-thru!”

Next bitching moment, I cannot make my mind up about Playstation 3. Somedays I want to buy it, others I am hesitant. I figure if I think about it this much, why not just bite the bullet and do it.

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[quote]ShaneM686 wrote:
I really have something to get off my chest tonight.
Listen to this bullshit.
So, I just came back from doing my t-man duty of buying 200$ of GOOD groceries that will last me like 1.5weeks at the most. So, I live in columbus and the towing people are pretty much complete pricks.
Well, I pull up behind my place, which you need a parking pass to park at, well, I parked in my roommates spot, put on my blinkers, and started unloading my car, which in total would take maybe 4-5 mins at most.
So, I’m on my 3rd trip to the car, grabbing my gallon water jugs(50c a pop) and I see the tow truck guy drive by and about to tow this guy, he runs out and is like, “hey i’m just picking up my girlfriend, don’t tow me” Well, they recognize each other and he says it’s cool. THe tow truck guy then walks around a bit to check parking passes. He has seen me walking back and forth at least once unloading groceries, he walks right by me and says “whats up” I respond with the usual remark and everything seems cool. He sees what I’m doing, he obviously won’t tow me, so I assume.
I stand there anyways, to make sure, he gets into his truck and drives away, I have only 1 more trip, so i grab the final(5th trip total, less than 5 min), thing, and as I walk out, I see him flying towards my car, stop, put the towing shit in under my car and hook me(lightening fast, maybe 10s total). I saw him stop in front of my car, i ran over there, and he had it hitched by the time I made it(50ft).
I was like, dude? what are you doing, I had my blinkers on, you saw I was unloading groceries, it’s even my roommates spot, AND you said ‘hi’ to me as I passed by, you didn’t even warn me to move or anything?!?!
He responds with the SOP of “you don’t have a parking permit, you can’t park here”
I try to reason with him for 5 mins, but obviously, he just wants the 45$ cash to drop the hitch, cause it’s 135$ if I go the the place to get my car. So I pay after he won’t change his mind no matter how much moral reasoning I pound into his head verbally, I was actually being reasonable too, I didn’t flip my shit yet.
Finally
I flatly told him as I gave him the money, “You are one lucky mother fucker that this isn’t the wild wild west anymore, or else this would have been solved very quickly by me”.
So, 45$ down the tubes, not much to me, but still, just the low level shit he pulled there just pissed the fuck out of me for about 30 mins. I wanted to pound his fucking face into the ground right then.
I’m contemplating revenge, but it’s just not worth it these days, even for low lifes like him. I’ll choose a better battle.[/quote]

Dude, I’ve had that same situation at my old apartment building. Only difference was I DID have a permit and was in my own spot. I only caught him because I went out to get something from the car.

My solution? I looked right at him, got under my car, pulled off his hook and threw it at him. He knows he can’t run over you with your car while you unhook it. I then sat on my trunk until he left. Every time he started trying to give me shit I just held up my cell and said “Want me to call the cops and you can just explain this to them?”.

This guy actually came back late that night and put a boot on my car with a note that “The towing company is verifying your parking permit with the business office. You can check with them to see when your car will be released”. He probably would have towed me, but I parked my gf’s car behind mine (which also had a permit).

So I went back into my apartment and got my portable Acetylene torch and cut the boot off. I dropped it off at the office with a note explaining that I verified my permit with my lawyer. After that I pretty much parked wherever I wanted and he never touched me.

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:

Drink some Brawndo, it’s got electrolytes.

DB [/quote]

roflmao, yeah, it’s got what plants crave.

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Sweet.

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[quote]MightyMaus wrote:
ShaneM686 wrote:
I really have something to get off my chest tonight.
Listen to this bullshit.
So, I just came back from doing my t-man duty of buying 200$ of GOOD groceries that will last me like 1.5weeks at the most. So, I live in columbus and the towing people are pretty much complete pricks.
Well, I pull up behind my place, which you need a parking pass to park at, well, I parked in my roommates spot, put on my blinkers, and started unloading my car, which in total would take maybe 4-5 mins at most.
So, I’m on my 3rd trip to the car, grabbing my gallon water jugs(50c a pop) and I see the tow truck guy drive by and about to tow this guy, he runs out and is like, “hey i’m just picking up my girlfriend, don’t tow me” Well, they recognize each other and he says it’s cool. THe tow truck guy then walks around a bit to check parking passes. He has seen me walking back and forth at least once unloading groceries, he walks right by me and says “whats up” I respond with the usual remark and everything seems cool. He sees what I’m doing, he obviously won’t tow me, so I assume.
I stand there anyways, to make sure, he gets into his truck and drives away, I have only 1 more trip, so i grab the final(5th trip total, less than 5 min), thing, and as I walk out, I see him flying towards my car, stop, put the towing shit in under my car and hook me(lightening fast, maybe 10s total). I saw him stop in front of my car, i ran over there, and he had it hitched by the time I made it(50ft).
I was like, dude? what are you doing, I had my blinkers on, you saw I was unloading groceries, it’s even my roommates spot, AND you said ‘hi’ to me as I passed by, you didn’t even warn me to move or anything?!?!
He responds with the SOP of “you don’t have a parking permit, you can’t park here”
I try to reason with him for 5 mins, but obviously, he just wants the 45$ cash to drop the hitch, cause it’s 135$ if I go the the place to get my car. So I pay after he won’t change his mind no matter how much moral reasoning I pound into his head verbally, I was actually being reasonable too, I didn’t flip my shit yet.
Finally
I flatly told him as I gave him the money, “You are one lucky mother fucker that this isn’t the wild wild west anymore, or else this would have been solved very quickly by me”.
So, 45$ down the tubes, not much to me, but still, just the low level shit he pulled there just pissed the fuck out of me for about 30 mins. I wanted to pound his fucking face into the ground right then.
I’m contemplating revenge, but it’s just not worth it these days, even for low lifes like him. I’ll choose a better battle.

Dude, I’ve had that same situation at my old apartment building. Only difference was I DID have a permit and was in my own spot. I only caught him because I went out to get something from the car.

My solution? I looked right at him, got under my car, pulled off his hook and threw it at him. He knows he can’t run over you with your car while you unhook it. I then sat on my trunk until he left. Every time he started trying to give me shit I just held up my cell and said “Want me to call the cops and you can just explain this to them?”.

This guy actually came back late that night and put a boot on my car with a note that “The towing company is verifying your parking permit with the business office. You can check with them to see when your car will be released”. He probably would have towed me, but I parked my gf’s car behind mine (which also had a permit).

So I went back into my apartment and got my portable Acetylene torch and cut the boot off. I dropped it off at the office with a note explaining that I verified my permit with my lawyer. After that I pretty much parked wherever I wanted and he never touched me.
[/quote]

That’s a fucking awesome story dude.

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[quote]Jlabs wrote:
MightyMaus wrote:
ShaneM686 wrote:
I really have something to get off my chest tonight.
Listen to this bullshit.
So, I just came back from doing my t-man duty of buying 200$ of GOOD groceries that will last me like 1.5weeks at the most. So, I live in columbus and the towing people are pretty much complete pricks.
Well, I pull up behind my place, which you need a parking pass to park at, well, I parked in my roommates spot, put on my blinkers, and started unloading my car, which in total would take maybe 4-5 mins at most.
So, I’m on my 3rd trip to the car, grabbing my gallon water jugs(50c a pop) and I see the tow truck guy drive by and about to tow this guy, he runs out and is like, “hey i’m just picking up my girlfriend, don’t tow me” Well, they recognize each other and he says it’s cool. THe tow truck guy then walks around a bit to check parking passes. He has seen me walking back and forth at least once unloading groceries, he walks right by me and says “whats up” I respond with the usual remark and everything seems cool. He sees what I’m doing, he obviously won’t tow me, so I assume.
I stand there anyways, to make sure, he gets into his truck and drives away, I have only 1 more trip, so i grab the final(5th trip total, less than 5 min), thing, and as I walk out, I see him flying towards my car, stop, put the towing shit in under my car and hook me(lightening fast, maybe 10s total). I saw him stop in front of my car, i ran over there, and he had it hitched by the time I made it(50ft).
I was like, dude? what are you doing, I had my blinkers on, you saw I was unloading groceries, it’s even my roommates spot, AND you said ‘hi’ to me as I passed by, you didn’t even warn me to move or anything?!?!
He responds with the SOP of “you don’t have a parking permit, you can’t park here”
I try to reason with him for 5 mins, but obviously, he just wants the 45$ cash to drop the hitch, cause it’s 135$ if I go the the place to get my car. So I pay after he won’t change his mind no matter how much moral reasoning I pound into his head verbally, I was actually being reasonable too, I didn’t flip my shit yet.
Finally
I flatly told him as I gave him the money, “You are one lucky mother fucker that this isn’t the wild wild west anymore, or else this would have been solved very quickly by me”.
So, 45$ down the tubes, not much to me, but still, just the low level shit he pulled there just pissed the fuck out of me for about 30 mins. I wanted to pound his fucking face into the ground right then.
I’m contemplating revenge, but it’s just not worth it these days, even for low lifes like him. I’ll choose a better battle.

Dude, I’ve had that same situation at my old apartment building. Only difference was I DID have a permit and was in my own spot. I only caught him because I went out to get something from the car.

My solution? I looked right at him, got under my car, pulled off his hook and threw it at him. He knows he can’t run over you with your car while you unhook it. I then sat on my trunk until he left. Every time he started trying to give me shit I just held up my cell and said “Want me to call the cops and you can just explain this to them?”.

This guy actually came back late that night and put a boot on my car with a note that “The towing company is verifying your parking permit with the business office. You can check with them to see when your car will be released”. He probably would have towed me, but I parked my gf’s car behind mine (which also had a permit).

So I went back into my apartment and got my portable Acetylene torch and cut the boot off. I dropped it off at the office with a note explaining that I verified my permit with my lawyer. After that I pretty much parked wherever I wanted and he never touched me.

That’s a fucking awesome story dude.[/quote]

When I was little my dad taught me to never let another man “own” you when you know you’re right. I saw him knock a guy out once when the guy wouldn’t pay to fix the dent his carwash put in my dads truck. Guess it’s genetic. My fiancee remarked once that the men in my family “Don’t get even, you guys fucking go to war”. It’s not always a good thing.

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My hip flexors hurt bad and I can’t squat. Top that.

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[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Family. Seriously, fuck these people. I thought these people were supposed to be honest people you could depend on no matter what throughout your life? More like selfish fucks that are only there for you when it works for them and spend the rest of their time sucking the life force from your body.

[/quote]

ya I found out that my blood family is not family
my only family is copmprised of criminals and gang bangers,which I want nothing to do with that life at all.

so im alone cause im a fucking looser.
hows tha tfor bitching?

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9 to 5

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[quote]MightyMaus wrote:
Jlabs wrote:
MightyMaus wrote:
ShaneM686 wrote:
I really have something to get off my chest tonight.

Listen to this bullshit.
So, I just came back from doing my t-man duty of buying 200$ of GOOD groceries that will last me like 1.5weeks at the most. So, I live in columbus and the towing people are pretty much complete pricks.

Well, I pull up behind my place, which you need a parking pass to park at, well, I parked in my roommates spot, put on my blinkers, and started unloading my car, which in total would take maybe 4-5 mins at most.

So, I’m on my 3rd trip to the car, grabbing my gallon water jugs(50c a pop) and I see the tow truck guy drive by and about to tow this guy, he runs out and is like, “hey i’m just picking up my girlfriend, don’t tow me” Well, they recognize each other and he says it’s cool. THe tow truck guy then walks around a bit to check parking passes.

He has seen me walking back and forth at least once unloading groceries, he walks right by me and says “whats up” I respond with the usual remark and everything seems cool. He sees what I’m doing, he obviously won’t tow me, so I assume.

I stand there anyways, to make sure, he gets into his truck and drives away, I have only 1 more trip, so i grab the final(5th trip total, less than 5 min), thing, and as I walk out, I see him flying towards my car, stop, put the towing shit in under my car and hook me(lightening fast, maybe 10s total).

I saw him stop in front of my car, i ran over there, and he had it hitched by the time I made it(50ft).

I was like, dude? what are you doing, I had my blinkers on, you saw I was unloading groceries, it’s even my roommates spot, AND you said ‘hi’ to me as I passed by, you didn’t even warn me to move or anything?!?!

He responds with the SOP of “you don’t have a parking permit, you can’t park here”
I try to reason with him for 5 mins, but obviously, he just wants the 45$ cash to drop the hitch, cause it’s 135$ if I go the the place to get my car.

So I pay after he won’t change his mind no matter how much moral reasoning I pound into his head verbally, I was actually being reasonable too, I didn’t flip my shit yet.

Finally
I flatly told him as I gave him the money, “You are one lucky mother fucker that this isn’t the wild wild west anymore, or else this would have been solved very quickly by me”.

So, 45$ down the tubes, not much to me, but still, just the low level shit he pulled there just pissed the fuck out of me for about 30 mins. I wanted to pound his fucking face into the ground right then.

I’m contemplating revenge, but it’s just not worth it these days, even for low lifes like him. I’ll choose a better battle.

Dude, I’ve had that same situation at my old apartment building. Only difference was I DID have a permit and was in my own spot. I only caught him because I went out to get something from the car.

My solution? I looked right at him, got under my car, pulled off his hook and threw it at him. He knows he can’t run over you with your car while you unhook it.

I then sat on my trunk until he left. Every time he started trying to give me shit I just held up my cell and said “Want me to call the cops and you can just explain this to them?”.

This guy actually came back late that night and put a boot on my car with a note that “The towing company is verifying your parking permit with the business office. You can check with them to see when your car will be released”. He probably would have towed me, but I parked my gf’s car behind mine (which also had a permit).

So I went back into my apartment and got my portable Acetylene torch and cut the boot off. I dropped it off at the office with a note explaining that I verified my permit with my lawyer. After that I pretty much parked wherever I wanted and he never touched me.

That’s a fucking awesome story dude.

When I was little my dad taught me to never let another man “own” you when you know you’re right. I saw him knock a guy out once when the guy wouldn’t pay to fix the dent his carwash put in my dads truck. Guess it’s genetic.

My fiancee remarked once that the men in my family “Don’t get even, you guys fucking go to war”. It’s not always a good thing.[/quote]

Technical question: Where’d you cut so as to avoid popping the tire?

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[quote]Lil J76 wrote:
On a lighter side, I hate those people that try and make fun of people that work out by walking with their chest poked out and arms so far out to the side, they look just stupid…[/quote]

It’s funnier when it’s someone who does work out but looks like they don’t. You can taste the failure.