[quote]Defekt wrote:
Stretch marks are gay. My shoulders and now apparantly biceps and even FOREARMS look like they were sewn on by a four year old. Seriously, forearms? Fuck that.[/quote]
i hate when people bitch about having stretchmarks on there shoulders and arms, you should wear them proudly my arms look like they have been tattoo’d with some crazy ass pattern
cosign on the slow walkers and old people, on a similar tangent i hate how the shopping center i work at has so many senior citizen parking spaces, honestly if they cant walk the same distance as everybody else they shouldnt be at the shopping center
More people need common sense and manners. I should not have to put DO NOT TOUCH signs on every button of the microscope, if you’ve made it to grad school you should be smart enough to know that repeatedly turning on and off the very expensive microscope is not the way to fix it. I also don’t understand why anyone I don’t know ever has to touch me, fuck you and your kino.
[quote]TheDudeAbides wrote:
Cyclists that insist on riding in the middle of a lane to back up traffic when there is a perfectly good sidewalk. Especially the fat Lance Armstrong type.[/quote]
Dude, bicycles do not belong on the sidewalk, they belong in the street (but not in the middle of the lane). It’s called a sidewalk, not a sideride.
[quote]Lil J76 wrote:
My bitch is about these young cats out here that act hard for no reason! For example, when you are driving through a parking lot and they act like you HAVE to stop for them cause they are “big tuff guys”. Then you hit my girls car, she gets out and you put your hands on her!?! Sorry about the one hit to ya jaw “tough guy now laying on the concrete”.
But then 15 seconds later when you are able to barely stand, you get up and try to attack again!! Sorry for the second hit to your jaw “tough guy now not getting up again”. Quit acting hard, quit trying to be something you are not! DON’T PUT YOUR HANDS ON A WOMAN. PUSSY!!![/quote]
‘jump suits’ - come on, since when did ‘teen mom’ become chic?
dog tags - if you didn’t serve, don’t wear 'em
Joe Rogan - pussy! quit riding the UFC coattails
Starbucks - most invasive franchise on earth
speaking of…you whine about gas being $4 a gallon, yet spend at least that on a Venti whatever-the-fuck EVERY MORNING?
The ‘weed is not addictive’ folks: really? neither is gambling! yet ,people commit suicide over it…some people just aren’t in the right state of mind to do certain things
Cardio bunnies: when will women see the light? they can have the figure they want! start lifting, STOP SKIPPING BREAKFAST and PUT DOWN THE 100 CALORIE SNACK PACKS!!!
Guys on their cell phones in the squat rack. Where’s my shot gun?
People with no respect for the meaning of family, men with no respect for women…dude, that’s someone’s daughter/sister. Don’t YOU have a sister? Why do you talk like this then: “This one bitch I went out with…”
THIS COUNTRY’S WORK CULTURE BLOWS. If an old friend is in town and wants to grab lunch, and there is NOTHING going on at the office, WTF do you care if I take an extra 20 minutes on my lunch break?
And I hate that people perpetuate their own stereotype, e.g. dumb hoochie with orange tan goes for the net-shirt ‘Italia’ Ducati poser…come on! Are people THAT predictable?
I’m banned from three different messageboards and they keep banning me no matter how many new handles I come up with. They’ve banned my home, school, and work coputers, and my two best proxies. I’m gonna change my home internet provider and hope they don’t notice.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
Lil J76 wrote:
My bitch is about these young cats out here that act hard for no reason! For example, when you are driving through a parking lot and they act like you HAVE to stop for them cause they are “big tuff guys”. Then you hit my girls car, she gets out and you put your hands on her!?! Sorry about the one hit to ya jaw “tough guy now laying on the concrete”.
But then 15 seconds later when you are able to barely stand, you get up and try to attack again!! Sorry for the second hit to your jaw “tough guy now not getting up again”. Quit acting hard, quit trying to be something you are not! DON’T PUT YOUR HANDS ON A WOMAN. PUSSY!!!
You sir, are a God amongst insects.[/quote]
Thank you, but I am just a man who believes that you do not put your hands on women, and quit trying to be tuff if you are not.
[quote]Lil J76 wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Lil J76 wrote:
My bitch is about these young cats out here that act hard for no reason! For example, when you are driving through a parking lot and they act like you HAVE to stop for them cause they are “big tuff guys”. Then you hit my girls car, she gets out and you put your hands on her!?! Sorry about the one hit to ya jaw “tough guy now laying on the concrete”.
But then 15 seconds later when you are able to barely stand, you get up and try to attack again!! Sorry for the second hit to your jaw “tough guy now not getting up again”. Quit acting hard, quit trying to be something you are not! DON’T PUT YOUR HANDS ON A WOMAN. PUSSY!!!
You sir, are a God amongst insects.
Thank you, but I am just a man who believes that you do not put your hands on women, and quit trying to be tuff if you are not. [/quote]
After he has hit my girlfriend it really does not matter how tough he is.
[quote]belligerent wrote:
I’m banned from three different messageboards and they keep banning me no matter how many new handles I come up with. They’ve banned my home, school, and work coputers, and my two best proxies. I’m gonna change my home internet provider and hope they don’t notice.[/quote]
Light bulb pops on over head
Or you could stop getting yourself banned…now there’s an idea.
I’m pretty sure we all have had a bullshit class that we have no idea why we’re studying for it.
Mine for example, “Lifespan Physiology.” I don’t need a class to remind me that when you get old, life sucks, and when you’re a kid, you suck at life. The teacher goes slide, after slide, after slide on a power point, which consists of black and white, of statistics, showing what I said previously. That’s it. I’d say 10% of the class actually showed up. it’s interesting to see new faces when the exam comes around.
On a lighter side, I hate those people that try and make fun of people that work out by walking with their chest poked out and arms so far out to the side, they look just stupid…
[quote]Quicksilver0587 wrote:
I’m pretty sure we all have had a bullshit class that we have no idea why we’re studying for it.[/quote]
Yes. Almost half of all the classes I have taken so far in college fall into this category.
What gives? I think these required and general ed. classes are only a way to keep you at school and get more of your money. It’s extortion, plain and simple.