In the Animal World, Vegans are Bigger

[quote]Vegita wrote:
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Biggest animal known to have ever existed is the blue whale. It is a carnivore. That’s the /thread. Bitches.

In the animal kingdom vegans get eaten.

Yeah they’re big, but the smaller carnivores are more functional.

Great White Sharks, Salt Water Crocs, Orca’s, Polar Bears…

[quote]Davinci.v2 wrote:
Great White Sharks, Salt Water Crocs, Orca’s, Polar Bears…[/quote]

The real is question is: do they have hawt abz?

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[quote]Vegita wrote:
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The reason these animals are so big is because the vegetation, where they live, is very high up.
Most animals graze at ground level. If you specialize and are able to eat where no one else can reach, you are guaranteed a meal.
Through evolution, this process came about.

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Yeah they’re big, but the smaller carnivores are more functional.
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I lol’d, hippos may be big, but can they open a can of beans for their wives?

[quote]Yonatan wrote:

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Yeah they’re big, but the smaller carnivores are more functional.
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I lol’d, hippos may be big, but can they open a can of beans for their wives?[/quote]

Your doing it wrong… She is supposed to open it for you.

[quote]Yonatan wrote:

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Yeah they’re big, but the smaller carnivores are more functional.
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I lol’d, hippos may be big, but can they open a can of beans for their wives?[/quote]

Hippos suck, they are retardedly fat, but can’t float.

Unrelated, but I went on a safari thing in Arizona and learned that giraffes are massive thugs. They sleep for like an hour a day, standing up with their eyes fucking half open. And I saw a video of a giraffe beat the shit out of 9 female lions trying to eat it. Fuck yeah, giraffes!

[quote]Artem wrote:
Unrelated, but I went on a safari thing in Arizona and learned that giraffes are massive thugs. They sleep for like an hour a day, standing up with their eyes fucking half open. And I saw a video of a giraffe beat the shit out of 9 female lions trying to eat it. Fuck yeah, giraffes![/quote]

That’s because if they lie down, they would have a stroke and die. Because its neck is so long, it cannot handle a great change in the blood pressure.

http://www.livevideo.com/video/1B927609635D4072808282B7A5C10182/giraffe-and-lion-fight-.aspx

Neither of them had a glorious moment. The question is rather who sucks more.

an entire pride of lions vs a hippo. carnivores take a beating in this one at 2:30 when the lions face gets crushed by the hippos jaw

Big carnivores? Has anyone ever heard of a Siberian fucking tiger? How about lions or grizzly bears? Great white sharks? Fucking heebs.

fuck the big ones. honey badger for teh win.

[quote]novocaine wrote:
fuck the big ones. honey badger for teh win.[/quote]

Cal Jones, you kick ass! i’ve been looking for that video.