In Defense of the Metrosexual Man

I scored a 21%

does this mean I should quit sleeping around with all the girls I know?

First time taking the test:

[i]I am 21% Metrosexual.

Here is some advice. STOP BUYING YOUR CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!! You will never land a decent woman unless you shave that nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.[/i]

Must be that damn unibrow of mine…LOL! I don’t shop at Wal-Mart, and I do shave my facial hair and keep the goatee trimmed!!! I don’t have to spend money a haircut. I shave it myself.

However, I retook the test and changed a couple answers that I wasn’t sure of the first time. This is what I got:

[i]I am 36% Metrosexual.

You may own more than two pair of dress shoes, and maybe a designer suit, but face it. You don?t mind going to the grocery store in sweats. And even go a day or two without a shower.[/i]

This is more accurate. I have several pairs of shoes (two pair for workouts, two pair for work, one pair for going out and a shitload of flip flops). And I do have a couple business suits too. I go everywhere in ripped up shorts and T-shirts, and I will go a day or two without showering and still not smell…too bad at least! HA!

I’m 11% and recieved the same reply as vroom.

GAINER

I’m 25% Metrosexual.

Nothing like an internet test to waste some time and give me a sense of accomplishment for the day…

…not really.

Nate

[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:
Must be that damn unibrow of mine…LOL! I don’t shop at Wal-Mart, and I do shave my facial hair and keep the goatee trimmed!!! I don’t have to spend money a haircut. I shave it myself.[/quote]

I shave my head for free in the shower…unless you count the cost of Mach 3 razor blades. Either way, what the hell is wrong with Walmart? They sell those “stretchee” Starter shirts for like 12 bucks so I don’t sweat as much. Girls don’t seem to complain about those. You can also get DVD’s for about 5 bucks less than anywhere else.

I want the 3min back that I wasted on that.

[quote]danreeves1973 wrote:
I give you…the Metro test…

http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b
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Well, I scored a 4%. If it wasn’t for my wife I’d be wearing jeans and $2.50 t-shirts instead of jeans and $12.00 t-shirts.

29%.

You may own more than two pair of dress shoes, and maybe a designer suit, but face it. You don?t mind going to the grocery store in sweats. And even go a day or two without a shower.

Amen.

I am 4% Metrosexual.

Here is some advice. STOP BUYING YOUR CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!! You will never land a decent woman unless you shave that nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.

I am with Prof X on the Walmart Starter Shirts. They are great.

[quote]cadav wrote:
IL Cazzo wrote:
LOL
ehi are u italian :)?
do you know the meaning of your nick?

great :smiley:

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Sicilian and yes…and I’m guessing you know too. :O)

I’m 14%. Guess I should have a shower.